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This week, Bill and Matthew are back to reviewing bad Christian movies. The Mark combines the thrills of Con-Air and the rapture of Left Behind but without Nicholas Cage.

Matthew and Bill review "Crackerjack" and stumble into yet another good Christian movie. They also discuss discuss the intricacies of softball league rules, effective mens' ministries and appropriate behavior in a prayer circle.

On a very special episode of the podcast, Bill reviews the movie "October Baby" solo. It turns out that, despite negative reviews, there are some diamonds in a rough genre.

This week, Bill is joined by Matthew and they review "One Hit from Home." They discuss how many training montages are needed in a typical baseball movie as well as the meticulous detail and effort the art department put into the film and wonder what the movie would've been like if the actors did the same.

The Cinemartyrs review probably the worst Christian movie ever made: Miracle Man. It's a modern day retelling on Jesus' life on earth if he flipped houses, battled demons that looked like pro wrestlers and shot fireballs while performing miracles.

The Cinemartyrs are joined by Jessica Garbarino from Every Single Dollar and review the movie Redeemed starring Ted McGinley.

The Cinemartys are back from vacation and review Seven Deadly Words, which has nothing to do with George Carlin and everything to do with boring church meetings.

This week, Bill is joined by Rick Theule, guest reviewer and friend from the internet. The discuss the movie "Stand Strong," the importance of continuity even in Christian films as well as the high-pressure tactics financial planners use.

This week the Cinemartyrs discuss the epic Kendrick brothers' movie Fireproof starring Kirk Cameron. They also wonder what the physical fitness requirements for the Albany fire department, if Catherine really could finish an entire pizza and where the Blue Angels were during the oncoming train rescue.

Bill is joined by guest reviewer Clay Shaver, host of the Remodeling Clay podcast. The two review what some consider to be an hour and a half long commercial for Christian Mingle. Instead they discover legalism, unforgiveness, plates of meat and cake, outdoor trash cans indoors and the movie's propensity for casual racism.

Matthew is off at camp, so Jeremy and Bill review "Brother White." It's a film set in their hometown _without any of it being shot there._ (Not that they are bitter.)

For their next film, Bill, Jeremy and Matthew discuss the movie "What If." Along the way, they discuss how God's will enter in our lives, why buses are the preferred form of travel for these characters and if John Ratzenberger could actually repair a Mercedes SL class.

In their first episode, the Cinemartyrs review "Little Boy." Along the way, they discuss loving your neighbor, works to bring dad home and if the Magneto pose is the best posture for prayer.