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44 minutes | Jul 14, 2021
18 - The Duke Who Didn't By Courtney Milan
Yo and Holly talk about the sexy love story of Chloe Fong and Jeremy Wentworth, the Duke of Lansing, in this incredibly amazing and heart warming book. We loved everything about this book and can't wait to read the rest in the series. Our next books are Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon and Mutually Beneficial by Ava Guerre.
45 minutes | Apr 22, 2021
17 - Deception by Selena Montgomery (Stacey Abrams)
"Deception" by Selena Montgomery is the second in a romance/crime trilogy concerning a crime syndicate functioning out of a small town named "Hallden" in a county of the same name in middle Georgia. Yo and Holly discuss the book, centaur sex, alien sex and give some more book recommendations. Next up is The Duke Who Didn't by Courtney Milan.
60 minutes | Mar 14, 2021
50 - Ryan's Babe, Hello Again, & The Hidden (with special guest Ryan Dean Tucker)
Welcome to our 50th episode. We're bringing back Ryan Dean Tucker (basement VHS tape extraordinaire) as our special guest star to talk about some movies he picked for us to watch. Nick watches a so-bad-it's-cult Canadian film called Ryan's Babe. Holly goes back to the 80s with Shelley Long in Hello Again. Dylan watches alien thriller The Hidden with Kyle McLaughlin
54 minutes | Feb 25, 2021
49 - Cageuary: Vampire's Kiss & Primal
We get a little Cagey this month with a Nic Cage themed episode. We talk about the 2019 movie Primal, in which Cage plays a drunk, no nonsense, wild animal catcher for hire. And then we delve into the cult classic, Vampire's Kiss, in which Cage absolutely loses his mind. We'll be back in March for our 50th episode with a special guest.
55 minutes | Feb 2, 2021
48 - The Asylum Movies: Bermuda Tentacles, Avengers Grimm, and Flight World War II
We're back with 3 new The Asylum movies. Nick writes a book report because he's an English major, and takes us through Bermuda Tentacles, an adventure where the president ends up in an underground cave with monster whose tentacles glow. Dylan explains Avengers Grimm, a movie she watched twice (WHY?). Holly takes you into the past with a WWII flight to kill Hitler or something. Join us in February for CAGEUARY. Nic Cage is back in our orbit.
51 minutes | Jan 10, 2021
16 - Hunger by Roxane Gay & Through The Storm by Beverly Jenkins
Yo and Holly are back. 2020 just didn't feel like the right way to make a podcast. Thanks for hanging in there while we took a bit of break. We are talking about two book today: Hunger by Roxane Gay and Through The Storm by Beverly Jenkins. We hope you enjoy! If you want to read along our next episode will be Deception by Selena Montgomery AKA the fabulous congressperson Stacey Abrams!
55 minutes | Dec 14, 2020
47 - CATS, Hubie Halloween & Surviving Christmas
It's a holiday extravaganza! First we take on Adam Sandler's latest disaster, 'Hubie Halloween'. Then we move into the Christmas spirit with 'Surviving Christmas' with an unhinged Ben Afflek and a confused Catherine O'Hara wondering how she got casted in this. And finally the crew wraps it all up with the 2019 holiday spectacular CATS! Release the butthole cut! Nick doesn't use a coaster for his beer in the nice new studio and Dylan and Holly gush about Queen's Gambit. This is our first episode recorded in person together at Speak Studios in Spokane. We are thrilled to promote them at the beginning of this episode for letting us use their equipment AND for editing this episode. We are looking forward to this great partnership and to support their mission!
49 minutes | Sep 5, 2020
46 - The Asylum Movies: Android Cop, Tomb Invader and Trollz/Trolland
We each picked Asylum produced movies to watch and we explain them to each other. Arguments ensue about whose movie is the worst. Nick picked Android Cop, a rip off of Robot Cop. Dylan watched Tomb Invader, a rip off of Tomb Raider. Holly picked Trollz/Trolland, a rip off of the animated movie Trolls.
51 minutes | Jul 22, 2020
45 - After Earth & Water World (AKA Mad Kevin: Fury Rowboat)
We are back with a set of apocalyptic movies because it feels like the world is ending as we speak! First up is Kevin Costner's 1995 Water World. A movie that we have all seen before but somehow all forgot that Kevin Costner has gills in it. Following that we talk about After Earth, staring Will and Jaden Smith, which is truly one of the dullest movies of all time. The Onion article mentioned: https://www.theonion.com/i-was-in-a-movie-called-waterworld-and-global-warming-1838189896
76 minutes | Jul 8, 2020
15 - 365 Days (Dni) - Netflix Movie
We took a break from reading to watch the latest erotica movie that's been making the rounds. 365 Days (365 Dias) is a 2020 Polish erotic romantic drama film based on the first novel of a trilogy written by Blanka Lipinska. We found ourselves more intrigued by the architecture and furnishings of a millionaire in the movie than the actual 'romance' but had a good time watching it nonetheless. We are veering off course slightly next episode to focus on prolific black writer Roxanne Gay and her book 'Hunger'. We'll be back to dig into this masterpiece soon.
56 minutes | Jun 13, 2020
44 - The Wrong Missy & The Last Days of American Crime
We are back with two new bad Netflix films. The Wrong Missy is the latest from Happy Madison productions and proceeds like a typical 2005 David Spade film except it's 2020 and rape jokes aren't funny anymore. The Last Days of American Crime is now infamous for its 0% rotten tomato score. Hold on to your butts because if the plot and dialogue doesn't kill you the 2.5 hour run time will.
11 minutes | Apr 19, 2020
03 - Choose Your Own Abysmal Minisode: The Witcher
Welcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! This first episode is all about The Witcher. You can watch it on Netflix. It's is essentially GoT mixed with LOTR mixed with Outlander mixed with who even knows what is happening.
8 minutes | Apr 12, 2020
02 - Choose Your Own Abysmal Minisode: Dark
Welcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! In this second episode we talk about a German show called Dark that you can watch on Netflix.
13 minutes | Apr 5, 2020
01 - Choose Your Own Abysmal Minisode: Tiger King
Welcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! This first episode is all about Tiger King. #CarolBaskinFedHerHusbandToTheTigers
60 minutes | Mar 29, 2020
43 - Bad Sequels - Titanic 2 & Dark Phoenix
Strap in because we've got made for TV movie Titanic 2, filmed on location on the standstill Queen Mary in Long Beach harbor and the worst X-men sequel ever. Dylan is a x-men comic book expert and she tells us all about why the comics are so good and this movie is so bad. Also, make sure you're following our Instagram @cinemabysmal where we are rating our quarantine movies out of four titanic 2 smokestacks.
49 minutes | Jan 27, 2020
14 - Hate To Want You by Alisha Rai
Yo and Holly talk about the first book in the Forbidden Hearts series by Alisha Rai: Hate To Want You. There was a lot of love with this book for us, but also some struggles. We dissect it all and overall give a hearty recommendation for this book. We can't wait to read the sequels! We also touch on white claws vs truly - which is better?
42 minutes | Dec 13, 2019
42 - Christmas Extravaganza! Mr. St. Nick & Homeless For The Holidays
Holly, Dylan and Nick talk Christmas movies with PAUL who you may remember from last episode where we insulted him. We talk about Mr. St. Nick with Kelsey Grammer and the terrible Christian Christmas movie Homeless For The Holidays. We also throw back to our Harry Potter episode and play our favorite clip of all time from that episode. Enjoy and MERRY CHRISTMAS. Don't even think about sayin' Happy Holidays...
33 minutes | Oct 31, 2019
41 - Halloween III: Season of the Witch & Evil Dead 2 & Paul
Nick is back from his rehab/creative break and ready to talk about Halloween movies! Join us for the cult classic Evil Dead 2 and the super weird not really a sequel Halloween III! We also get really off topic per usual when Paul calls and then we have to talk about Paul for a good 20 minutes.
40 minutes | Sep 26, 2019
13 - Rafe: A Buff Male Nanny by Rebekah Weatherspoon
Yo and Holly are back discussing the best romance/erotica book we've read in a LONG TIME. Rafe: A Buff Male Nanny by Rebekah Weatherspoon. Rafe is a white, tattooed, red headed, buff male nanny whose voice is 'sex on a biscuit' and Sloane is a famous black surgeon raising two twin girls who is in desperate need of someone to help care for them.
62 minutes | Aug 4, 2019
40 - Troll 2: With Eric & Nadine!
While Nick takes a creative break, Dylan and Holly welcome back Eric and Nadine to guest with us on Troll 2, the worst movie ever made. We of course also get sidetrack and talk a lot about Homeward Bound and all the VH1 shows of the early 2000s (Rock of Love, Charm School, Flavor of Love, etc.).
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