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Cinema Under The Stairs
70 minutes | Jun 10, 2021
19 - Top Secret!
The first film of the new dawn of CUTS was Top Secret! Our beloved audience arrived, compelled by curiosity, filing in to the Tap Social, desperate to discover the identity of the mystery film. We could only repeat that it was Top Secret! Maddened by frustration, the crowd cried. "TELL US WHAT FILM IT IS!". "It's Top Secret!", we replied in earnest. Rioting broke out, chairs were thrown, people on fire dove through windows, pensioners with machine guns charged through the bar on horseback. Music by Tiger Mendoza
71 minutes | May 20, 2021
18 - We're Back!
For months, we've been looking at each other through rectangles like that guy in Midnight Express when his girlfriend visits and Sal unbuttons his shirt and cries a bit while Steve gropes the glass and starts desperatBUT NOT ANYMORE! Finally, thanks to science, we're back. Bigger, balder and better than ever. Join us around the table as we luxuriate in each others' miasmas and get excited about the rebirth of the greatest cinema experience on this, or any other, planet. The check it out for yourself list: [REC] : https://www.justwatch.com/uk/movie/rec Nobody: https://www.justwatch.com/uk/movie/nobody Psycho Goreman: https://www.justwatch.com/uk/movie/pg-psycho-goreman Cannibal Ferox: https://www.justwatch.com/uk/movie/cannibal-ferox Reanimator: https://www.justwatch.com/uk/movie/re-animator My Octopus Teacher: https://www.justwatch.com/uk/movie/my-octopus-teacher Donbass: https://www.justwatch.com/uk/movie/donbass Kiss Me Deadly: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048261/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 The Asphalt Jungle: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042208/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 They Live by Night: https://www.justwatch.com/uk/movie/they-live-by-night
63 minutes | Mar 28, 2021
17 - Rockers - Lockdown Special
Horsemouth: "I-man serve Selassie I continually. No matter what the weak heart say. And I know that I & I is like a tree, plant by the river of water, and not even the dog that piss against the wall of Babylon shall escape this judgment. For I & I know that all of the youth shall witness the day that Babylon shall fall!" Joe and Wazza trudge up a muddy hill to share their love of Rockers, the 1978 masterpiece directed by Ted Bafaloukos.
48 minutes | Mar 21, 2021
16 - Justice League: The Snyder Cut - Lockdown Special
Rance has found himself at Her Majesty's pleasure after his sausage slinging scheme went south. Worse still, he's been subjected to a modern day version of the Ludovico Technique in a pointless attempt to prepare him for civil society. Let's listen in on his phone call to Sal and find out what four hours with Zack Snyder's Justice League can do to a man's mind.
56 minutes | Mar 12, 2021
15 - Robocop - Lockdown Special
Hello You! Because we just can't help ourselves, we've done another Lockdown Special. For this one Sal and new boy Steve are getting overexcited about one of their favourite films; a touching love story about a young policeman, his large automatic pistol and the heartless business men that try to keep them apart. Light a scented candle, run a hot bath and relax as CUTS takes you on a journey into the magical world of Old Detroit.
25 minutes | May 30, 2020
14 - Breaking Away - Lockdown Special
Hello You! Welcome to the second of our Lockdown Specials, sorry it's been a while, you can blame Zoom! Jesus, I can't wait for this lockdown to be over so I can be on my own again! As you should already know, due to the pandemic we've decided to create a series of smaller, one-to-one episodes where Sal chats with one of the CUTS Crew to retro review a movie we've screened at CUTS, before we started doing our monthly podcast. For episode 2, Sal chats with Wazza who discusses his movie choice from back in 2018. The movie was none other than the 1979 oscar winning, comedy / sports / romance / slasher movie. Okay I was kidding about the last genre. Enjoy!
54 minutes | Apr 20, 2020
13 - The Thing - Lockdown Special
Hello You! Welcome to a new series of episodes during this pandemic. As we're unable to do our usual monthly review on the films we screen at our beloved cinema, we've decided to create a series of smaller, one-to-one episodes where Sal chats with one of the CUTS Crew to retro review a movie we've screened at CUTS, before we started doing our monthly podcast. Wow, I really need to start using more fullstops. To kick off these retro reviews, Sal chats with Rance about CUTS movie night #4 way back in 2016. The movie was none other than the 1982 cult classic, John Carpenter's THE THING! Enjoy, you lucky buggers!
43 minutes | Apr 6, 2020
12 - Mutiny Under the Stairs - The Matrix
Wazza the cabin boy and Jimbo the ship's mate have hijacked the HMS CUTS. These two mutineers steer the beloved vessel into dangerous waters for one night only. Enjoy, 'Mutiny Under The Stairs'.
21 minutes | Mar 1, 2020
The Invisible Man : In-n-Out Review
Peek-a-boo! Joe and Sal give their In-n-Out review on director Leigh Whannell's (of Neighbours fame) take on H. G. Wells' sci-fi monster horror The Invisible Man!
19 minutes | Feb 28, 2020
Color Out Of Space : In-n-Out Review
CUTS' very own crafty cockneys Rance and Sal take a trip back to their old stomping ground to watch cult director Richard Stanley's 'Color Out Of Space' at the legendary Prince Charles Cinema in London's Leicester Square. Adapted from HP Lovecraft's cosmic horror short story, will Stanley be able to pull-off what many say is 'unfilmable' when it comes to the existential horror writer? Will they love it? Will they hate it? Will they start slagging each other off? Most probably! Who the hell reads podcast descriptions anyway?! Hit play weirdo!
72 minutes | Feb 21, 2020
11 - Glengarry Glen Ross
Hello you! In episode 11 of the Cinema Under The Stairs Podcast we discuss one of Sal's all time favourites, Glengarry Glenn Ross, along with movie news, our recommendations and a new segment called The Dead Zone. I apologise for the poor sound quality - not only did I screw up by not recording the first run at this episode, but I also managed to do the whole thing with my mic turned to the OFF position… Enjoy!
9 minutes | Feb 8, 2020
Birds of Prey : In-n-Out Review
Here it is you lucky buggers! Our very first In-n-Out review!! In addition to our main podcast we're bringing you bite-sized (under 15 minute) reviews of films as they're released. The start of the podcast is spoiler free and, after a suitable warning and time to turn off, we go full on spoilerific. For our inaugural episode, Sal and Joe went to see Birds of Prey at the awesome Curzon cinema in Oxford. Feed this into your ears now to find out if where they think it is on the scale of Suicide Squad to Deadpool.
1 minutes | Feb 6, 2020
Introducing… In-n-Out Reviews
Hello you! We're chuffed to announce that we're bringing you a new addition to the CUTS Podcast - In-n-Out Reviews! Two of the CUTS crew will go and watch a new film at the cinema and record a bite-sized 15 minute review. The first half will be spoiler-free so you can decide if you want to spend your hard earned cash on it, the second half will contain spoilers (with appropriate warnings beforehand) for you to listen to on your way back from seeing the film yourself. We'll be able to give you loads more content because getting two of us together is easier than all five, and we get to go to the pictures more often , Bosh, everyone's a winner. In-n-Out Reviews - The FRESHEST reviews, straight out the door! Here, on the Cinema under The Stairs podcast!
133 minutes | Jan 22, 2020
10 - The CUTS Choice Of 2019
THIS IS IT! Our top 25 films of 2019 and boy do we have a selection for you! We have some of the big players as well as some you never saw coming! What a year it’s been for cinema and if you didn’t manage to catch them all don’t worry, this episode offers you 25 must-see movies of the last year. Apologies in advance for Sal’s breakdown near the end and possibly the worst joke we ever recorded courtesy of Rance - it’s a bonus long episode and therefore bonus drinking. We are Cinema Under The Stairs and this is The CUTS Choice Of 2019!
77 minutes | Dec 12, 2019
9 - SE7EN
We screened David Fincher's SE7EN at Cinema Under The Stairs and the CUTS crew share their thoughts on one of the darkest crime movies ever made. We also preview our Christmas Special screening where we get the audience to vote for the movie and will only be revealed when Jimbo hits play on the projector on the night! Plus as usual all the latest movie news you need along with our monthly recommendations. Trailer Talk: Ghostbusters Afterlife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahZFCF--uRY Wonder Woman 84 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfM7_JLk-84 No Time To Die https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIhNsAtPbPI
85 minutes | Nov 14, 2019
8 - Shocktober
In this episode we discuss Shocktober Festival, our first movie festival featuring Lamberto Bava's Demoni, Ringu, The Exorcist, The Haunting, Evil Dead 2 and In the Mouth of Madness, this month's movie news (links below), and our recommendations. Links from this episode: Monos Color Out Of Space The Irishman Becky Darke's Point Horror Podcast: Don't Point That Horror At Me Mike Muncer's podcast: The Evolution Of Horror
73 minutes | Sep 27, 2019
7 - The Hitcher
In this episode we run through the latest movie news (links below), this month's Cinema Under The Stairs screening The Hitcher, our upcoming horror film festival Shocktober(!), answer your questions and list our recommendations. Links from this episode: Knives Out Trailer Shocktober Dom's pictures from the IMAX prop exhibition
59 minutes | Sep 6, 2019
6 - Fight Club
In this month's episode we discuss Fight Club, the film we screened for our monthly popup cinema in Oxford, along with the latest movie news and our monthly recommendations. Find out more about CUTS, including our upcoming horror festival Shocktober on our website http://cinemaunderthestairs.com and follow us on Twitter for news and banter @cineunderthestairs.
68 minutes | Jul 17, 2019
5 - Video Shops
We're not screening a movie at our popup cinema in Oxford this month so we discuss Video Shops, the latest movie news, answer your questions and our recommendations. Find out more about CUTS on our website http://cinemaunderthestairs.com and follow us on Twitter for news and banter @cineunderthestairs. To put your questions to us, subscribe on YouTube or send us a message on Facebook or Twitter.
78 minutes | Jun 19, 2019
4 - Alien
In this episode we discuss Ridley Scott's 1979 sci-fi/horror classic ALIEN (Star Beast!), the movie we're screening at our popup cinema in Oxford this month. Plus the latest movie news including Doctor Sleep, Frozen 2, LeMans 66 and our recommendations. Find out more about CUTS on our website http://cinemaunderthestairs.com and follow us on Twitter for news @cineunderthestairs.
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