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Cinema Assault podcast
62 minutes | Jun 15, 2016
Ep. 9: Cloning Angelina Jolie
Dariel and Ant discuss tons of stuff this week, including the Ocean's Eleven reboot, Eddie Murphy, Angelina Jolie, Mallrats 2, Ghost Rider, The Passion of the Christ sequel, Super Mario Bros., Warcraft, The Conjuring 2, and another edition of Stream Cream! Listen with both of your earholes, you savages!
52 minutes | May 23, 2016
Ep. 8: In Which We Discuss The Racist Version Of 'Lethal Weapon 5'
Cinema Assault episode 8 is here for your earholes, and Dariel and Ant discuss what a racist version of Shane Black's Lethal Weapon 5 would look like. The guys also talk about Jodie Foster's mouth, Spider-Man: Homecoming, two films for "Stream Cream," Russell Crowe and Michael Jackson (yes, that reads correctly), early Suicide Squad reviews, and so much more! Listen with both of your earholes, you savage!
41 minutes | May 11, 2016
Ep. 7: 'This Just In!'
Cinema Assault is back with another new episode, and this time, Dariel and co-host Kerry Meehan pretend they're news anchors breaking the latest in movie news. Also, the guys talk about The Wolverine 3, X-Men, the Jumanji reboot, Robin Williams, The Mummy reboot, Star Wars, Guillermo del Toro's next film, Game of Thrones, the Andre the Giant biopic, and so much more! Listen with both of your earholes, you savage!
50 minutes | Apr 28, 2016
Ep. 6: Raptor Guy Fights Spanish Bulls
Cinema Assault episode 6 is here, and co-host Dariel and Anthony talk about the sequels to Jurassic World and Aliens which of course turns into a discussion of the Running of the Bulls mixed with a little Predator talk. Then, Raptor Guy appears! The guys also talk about Prince's death, Percocet, Goodnight Mommy, Captain America: Civil War, Stephen King's It, Hasbro's cinematic universe, and so much more! Listen with both of your earholes, you savage!
43 minutes | Apr 20, 2016
Ep. 5: Johnny Depp, Porn News, And 'You've Just Been Reviewed'
Dariel and Ant-Dogg are back for another episode of Cinema Assault, and the guys talk about Johnny Depp, film reviews, recording pornography sounds, Ghost in the Shell controversy, Avatar sequels, Suicide Squad, Justice League, The Rock, Jacob's Ladder, and so much more! Listen with both of your earholes, you savage! Twitter: @cinemaassault/Facebook: Cinema Assault
51 minutes | Apr 8, 2016
Ep. 4: The Legendary Charlize Theron Story
Cinema Assault is back with a new episode, and this week Dariel and Ant talk about pro wrestlers that have made the transition to Hollywood. Plus, the guys chat about Dariel's run-in with Charlize Theron in Albuquerque, and so much more!
52 minutes | Mar 22, 2016
Ep. 3: Thanos' Dick Clutch
Cinema Assault is back with episode three, and Dariel and Ant talk all things superhero as we gear up for a comic book showdown in the theaters this summer. Also, the guys talk about Thanos' devastating finisher, Shocker, a special horror edition of Stream Cream, a new Terminator film(?), box-office roundup, Midnight Special, and so much more!
49 minutes | Mar 14, 2016
Ep. 2: Chewbacca Has CHAIDS
Cinema Assault episode 2 has arrived and Dariel and Ant talk about 10 Cloverfield Lane, the Where's Waldo movie (also Waldo's true motives), Chewbacca's tragic malady, The new Tomb Raider film, The Brother's Grimsby, Ben Affleck's solo Batman project, Stream Cream with a Korean classic, the new segment Diamond in the Muff, and so much more!
42 minutes | Mar 5, 2016
Ep. 1: Smokin' Emily's Blunt
Cinema Assault -- the best podcast about movies that ever existed -- is back, exclusively on We Got This Covered! Uproxx senior contributor Dariel Figueroa and Anthony Falasca talk about R-rated Marvel films, Netflix recommendations, aging douchebag Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone's new career, David Hasselhoff's flabby body, Batman's dated technology, Rogue One, Deathgasm, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, and so much more, including the box-office round-up and Casting Corner. Listen with both of your earholes, you savage!
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