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What year is this? Our final podcast on Twin Peaks: The Return is a black as midnight on a moonless night in Odessa discussion of Part 18 -- a Lynchian masterpiece of mystery & mood that still confounds, with an iconic ending that will haunt our dreams eternally.

The past dictates the future. We return to where it all began, discussing (for the first time) Lynch & Frost's iconic opening chapter. A moody & mysterious masterpiece with a soundtrack that is too dreamy.

"We're going home." Our Series Rewind nears completion as Murphy and I revisit the penultimate episode, The Past Dictates The Future or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love the Cockney Kid with a Green Glove Who Bested Bob + more on Diane, Judy, Maj. Briggs, and an early birthday kiss to DKL.

Through the darkness of future past, we have descended from pure air to discuss Teresa Banks and the last seven days of Laura Palmer + The Missing Pieces and anecdotes from 1992 when David Lynch's misunderstood masterpiece blew our youthful minds with blue roses, pink rooms, and a dancing girl with red hair named Lil... she's my mother's sister's girl!

'You are awake... finally!' Cooper returns in one of the most satisfying parts of Season 3, but it's Laura Dern who steals the show as Diane reveals the details of 'that night' then utters one final 'fuck you' in The Red Room. We say adieu to Little Dickie Horne & the murderous yet charming Chantal and Hutch at the hands of the Polish "I move car" Accountant, and revel in Audrey's dance at the Roadhouse. Plus, the power of Mr. C's playing card and the darker side of Carrie Page.

This is the film! David Lynch's dreamy Hollywood blue puzzle box with a star-making performance from Naomi Watts as the doomed ingénue from Deep River, Ontario. A genuine Masterpiece & the best film of the 21st century! Silencio...

We cry tears of gold as we say goodbye to Peggy Lipton & The Log Lady in our series rewind of Part 15... then it gets dark as we descend into the mysterious Convenience Store with Mr. C & Phillip Jeffries. Plus, madness in the woods with Steven & Becky, Coop's last supper (chocolate cake) as Dougie Jones, and Audrey's Roadhouse blues.

It's a Möbius strip pod as we try to unlock the mystery of David Lynch's brilliant Lost Highway; remembering things our own way in discussing the endless nightmare of a fractured identity within the city of dreams. "It's been a pleasure talking to you."

It's a Blue Rose podcast, most definitely! We have quite a little theory to tell you about Mr. C, Janey-E, and Diane, then we embark on our own journey to Jack Rabbit's Palace, sipping Bloody Mary's & chain-smoking Salem's, while repeating the ancient phrase (with Cockney accents) "This podcast is our destiny!"

We're making our lunch and taking a little detour down the yellow brick road as we find ourselves in Big Tuna discussing Wild at Heart, a film we've seen about 50,000 times, the first 49,000 on VHS pan and scan. So ya'll take a good listen and hear a deep sound coming down from Murphy and Tom... Texas-style. "Stab it and steer."

Murphy & Tom take a cosmic journey through Anthony Sinclair's dandruff and discuss the Sonny Jim / Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? connection, Coop using the invisible doorknob at Lucky 7, Dirty Bearded Men at The Farm, Sarah's electricity problem, and why do we see different size Sycamore trees outside The Black Lodge in Parts 2 & 18?

It's a Frank Booth Xmas replete with nitrous oxide & Heinekin as the final Chopping Wood Inside podcast of 2018 explores the strange world of David Lynch's Blue Velvet & the many connections to Twin Peaks and other Lynch films. Be a good neighbor & listen. We'll send you a lover letter... straight from our hearts.

Let's Rock! as we discuss Part 12 and how this episode could be considered a mini-FWWM: Chet Desmond is name dropped during Albert's brief history of The Blue Rose Task Force; Cooper's cameo; Warden Murphy's head explodes a la Deputy Cliff, and Sarah's freak out in a convenience store which just happens to be named Keri's.

We're back with new thoughts on the ending of Part 18, the cycle of life/death of Laura and Cooper, Audrey's dilemma, and what the new timeline would look like in a Season 4 + Lucy's mysterious necklace(s) and was it Diane who wrote 'Let's Rock' on the windshield of Chet Desmond's windshield in FWWM?

Murph & Hawk revisit the brilliant Part 11 - There's fire where you are going, and chaos outside the RR Diner. Cole nearly enters The Zone & a heartbreaking but brilliant ending with Coop, Lady Jackpots & cherry pie. Plus, our usual digressions into dreams and Lodge shenanigans.

It's the unofficial version of Chopping Wood Inside - replete with hazy memories and a shifting podcast timeline - as Murph & Tom discuss new Twin Peaks mysteries one year after the Season 3 finale.

Murph and Hawk are back from the goddamn trees wearing Maj. Briggs' S:2 retro fighter pilot headgear to give Part 10 another look, hitting on some of the fuzzy areas in their Vegas dreamer theory, plus a quick discush on their wild times at the 2018 Twin Peaks Festival. Hello Johnny, how are YOU today?

Murph and Hawk keep the lodge fires burning as we patiently wait for Season 4, conspiring on topics like Lynch vs. Trump, Lynch's Netflix flirtation, anecdotes from 'Room to Dream,' and the curious connection between two portal pullers: The Evolution of The Arm and Phillip Jeffries. Bob! Bob! Bob!

Around the dinner table the conversation is still lively AF: Maj. Briggs delivers another message; I am Jerry's foot and I sound just like David Lynch on helium; Bill Hastings enters The Zone, and Gordon shares a smoke with Diane.

Murph & Hawk celebrate the one-year anniversary of The Return by filling up on garmonbozia and examining the mysterious Convenience Store.