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Chocolate Chips For Dinner
66 minutes | Jul 30, 2021
Episode 18: Russian Olympic Committee, Tie-Dye, How Difficult it is to Watch the Olympics this year, Converse Chuck Taylor All Stars
Buckle up, y'all. Morgan's got some fucking spicy takes about the Olympics and maybe also Russia? Meg cools things off while talking about tie-dye. Oh no, Morgan is still mad about the Olympics though! Hey, let's talk about shoes.
56 minutes | Jul 18, 2021
Episode 17: St. Louis Arch, The Orpheum Theater, Callisto handbag, flying
We're back at our homes and editing out (most of the) burps! In this episode, Morgan talks shit about the St. Louis Arch. Meg starts talking about the Orpheum theater in St. Louis, but it turns into a big thing about architecture. Morgan bought a new, gothy purse. Meg talks about the miracle of human flight.
61 minutes | Jul 13, 2021
Episode 16: IN-PERSON SPECIAL! Sharp-edged dice, Ott's Original Wing Sauce, face-to-face friendship
In this Very Special Episode, Morgan and Meg meet face-to-face. Joined by special guest host, Byrd, they discuss sharp-edged dice, Ott's Original Wing Sauce, and face-to-face friendship. Morgan was a tiny bit drunk. Meg was more than a tiny bit drunk. There are a couple unfiltered microphone burps. At some point, Byrd and the live studio audience, Kyle, are in charge of the podcast.
70 minutes | Jul 5, 2021
Episode 15: Bloodhunt, Garbage bags, LFG, Wet n Wild Comfort Zone eyeshadow
Have you been unsatisfied with podcasts lately? Have all your recent auditory experiences been lacking a certain je nais se quois? Is that je nais se quois a podcaster who eats hotdogs while recording? Find out in episode 15 of Chocolate Chips for Dinner!In this episode, Morgan has hot takes on the new Vampire the Masquerade game, Bloodhunt. Meg has big feelings about garbage bags. Morgan tells us about the documentary, LFG. Meg does a rapid-fire reviews where she updates us on the state of Patsy's leg, alienates dudes named Bradley, and talks about eyeshadow.
62 minutes | Jun 20, 2021
Episode 14: Kalamata Olives, Slip 'n Slides, NYX Liquid Suede Lipstick, Patsy
This episode, like so many episodes, was uploaded several weeks late due to Meg being the ABSOLUTE DIRT WORST!In episode 14, Meg mixes vodka with Crystal Light and can't shut the fuck up about it. Morgan cracks the code about why some Kalamata olives are good and why some are butt. Meg talks about how a Slip 'n Slide would make her pop like a water balloon. We (unfairly) dog on Gen-X for being proud of surviving being latchkey kids. Morgan reviews NYX Liquid Suede lipstick. Meg reviews her cat Patsy.
51 minutes | May 11, 2021
Episode 13: Mortal Kombat, soft pretzels with cheez, No Man's Sky, Gen Z's pants
In Episode 13, Morgan discusses the new Mortal Kombat movie before Meg totally derails it talking about Star Wars (again.) Once we get back on track, Meg wants to talk about those big hot soft pretzels with neon orange cheeze (and shares some weird details about her past and present). Morgan reviews No Man's Sky, which is apparently very good now. Meg goes a little weird because of how good Gen Z's pants are.
61 minutes | May 3, 2021
Episode 12: Zombieland Saga, BEANS, Transphobic Legislation, Keyfish Crit Dice
Content Warning: Mental health, transphobia, childhood sexual abuseIn the first episode of season 2 (which was definitely planned and not just two women getting the depresh and not being able to podcast for like 4 months) Meg and Morgan are back at it. Morgan discusses The Zombieland Saga. Meg draws a line in the sand about baked beans. Morgan discusses transphobic legislation that is being introduced in many different states. Meg reads a rapid-fire list of observations, then talks a little bit about some wonderful Kickstarter dice from Greenleaf Geek. For some reason, ham is mentioned A LOT. Also, Crystal Light. Please consider donating to Trans Lifeline.
77 minutes | Feb 9, 2021
Episode 11: Bofuri, getting COVID-19, Funimation's UI, and Dip Powder Nails
In episode 11, Morgan reviews Bofuri: I Don't Want To Get Hurt So I'll Max Out My Defense, then Meg brings us all down by discussing getting COVID-19. Morgan brings us right back into it and speaks the truth about Funimation's UI for the PS4 app. Meg gets a little too into dip powder nails.
52 minutes | Jan 24, 2021
Episode 10: Kings of the Wyld, Curbside Pickup, Good Dye Young hair lightening system, I'm a Gay Wizard
In the last of our vaulted episodes, Morgan is hungover on Professor Meg's Miracle Elixir 100% Guaranteed Cures Frankensteinism (homemade booze). Morgan reviews Kings of the Wyld by Nicholas Eames. Meg gets fucking hype about cubside grocery pickup and respects the lack of hustle from teenagers leading a war on accurate grocery orders. Morgan talks about Good Dye Young hair lightening products and Meg gets mad about how good Morgan is at cutting and dyeing her own hair. Meg reviews I'm a Gay Wizard by V.S. Santoni and it's absolutely one of the best series out there right now.
60 minutes | Jan 17, 2021
Episode 9: Hemnes Bookcase, Mechanical Keyboards, Given by Natsuki Kizu, and Coke Freestyle Machines
Episode 9 is another one of our vaulted episodes, recorded 11/22/2020. Meg is sick as hell right now, and Morgan is going through something so serious she gave herself bangs. This too will pass, hopefully. In the meantime, Morgan talks about her good bookshelf and learns more about Meg's biting impulses. Meg talks mechanical keyboards, because OF COURSE she likes Mechanical Keyboards. Morgan reviews Given by Natsuki Kizu, and it sounds good as hell. We cut Meg's final review out because it was one of those things that when you record it in November it sounds fine, but then a violent, seditious mob of white-supremacists tries to overthrow a democratic election and suddenly joking about how Coke Freestyle machines are preventing the collapse of democracy in America just doesn't feel as funny as it did at the time.
53 minutes | Jan 11, 2021
Episode 8: Violet Evergarden, Coffeenut M&Ms, Tomo-Chan is a Girl, Hamilton
In Episode 8, we get back to our roots of Meg creating dumb bits that go on way too long and also providing terrible audio quality by chewing ice and candy while trying to record a podcast. Morgan reviews Violet Evergarden, and Meg leads a remarkably brief discussion of Coffeenut M&Ms. Morgan discusses Tomo-Chan is a Girl by Fumita Yanagida. Meg has a lot of things to say and sing about the state of modern theatre. Please don't sue us for copyright infringement, I promise we're making the opposite of money off of this podcast.
66 minutes | Jan 4, 2021
Episode 7: 2020 Wrap Up! Universal Basic Income, Black Coffee, TTRPGs, Working from Home
It has finally come! (heh) The 2020 wrap-up is here. We cut a big chunk out of the 2020 wrap up due to the retrospect telling us that maybe we should just shut up and let more qualified voices share their experiences. We pick up the 2020 wrap up in October, when the President got COVID-19 and that was somehow lighthearted news for the nation. It's been a fucking weird year, y'all. Anyways, Morgan makes some good points about Universal Basic Income, and Meg makes slightly less good points about black coffee and inadvertently outs herself as hella basic. Morgan talks about how important the Tabletop RPG community has been to her over the last year, and Meg discusses how working from home gave her life purpose and meaning again. Look, 2020 was a rough year, we get it... Let's all try to make 2021 a little bit better.
50 minutes | Dec 28, 2020
Episode 6: Shure MV7, some cash, Morgan's Secret Santa's smelly box, Jagged Little Pill on vinyl
CW/TW: Mentions of the Nashville Bombing, mental health, anxietyI'll be honest, it's been a weird Christmas. Nevertheless, we persisted and it's time for our après-Christmas review of presents we received. We felt it was tactless to rank gifts we received so we didn't. (We definitely didn't just straight up forget to do it after I made a really tasteless joke). In this episode, Morgan reviews the Shure MC7 microphone while Meg accidentally breaks her Blue Yeti. Meg gets real about her money anxiety. Morgan got a smelly box in the mail and SHE LOVES IT. Meg learns how to be a woman to a song about having sex with Dave Coulier.
58 minutes | Dec 21, 2020
Episode 5: Pinwheel Cookies, Muppet Christmas Carol, Morgan's incredibly traumatic childhood Christmases, Star Wars Christmas Special
In our very special Christmas episode, Morgan and Meg start out light and fluffy with homemade pinwheel cookies and the Muppet Christmas Carol. Things take a legitimately dark turn when Morgan reviews her Christmases growing up. They were traumatic and incredibly sad. Meg and Morgan find ways to laugh about the sadness of the past, and then Meg talks about the Star Wars Christmas Special. I had to cut about 25 minutes out because Meg and Morgan wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars Extended Universe canon. HAPPY WOOKIEE LIFE DAY, EVERYONE!Content/Trigger Warning: Childhood trauma, discussion of poverty, brief mention of child abuse.
62 minutes | Dec 14, 2020
Episode 4: Morgan's Existential Mug, Pretty Good Ice, Ramen, Breadtangles of Pizza
Episode 4: Existential Mug, Pretty Good Ice, Ramen, Breadtangles of PizzaRecorded on 11/7/2020, the day America realizes that baby Yoda is kind of a dick, and maybe some important political stuff was announced. Morgan discusses her mug, which features a snowman begging for his life. Meg talks about ice that comes out of her new countertop ice maker. Morgan gets deep into expert Ramen strategies, then Meg gets weird about grade school pizza. French bread pizza is the respectable version of pizza bagels, but we all knew that already. For some reason, Meg created a tune for a haunted doll that tries to murder you at a haunted seaside arcade. Look, we were all under a lot of stress, there's no explaining it.
62 minutes | Dec 7, 2020
Episode 3: Aldi pepperoni pizza, drinking whiskey while playing guitar, The Way of the House Husband, WSMV's Snowbird, getting wasted while watching Twilight
In this episode, we experience all the different types of Podcasting Energy. Morgan talks about how to pick the best pepperoni pizza at Aldi, Meg paints an auditory picture of drinking whiskey while playing guitar and thinks that it makes her sound like a cool girl. Morgan talks about The Way of the House Husband by Kousuke Oono. Meg reminisces about local Nashville weather Penguin, Snowbird. Meg and Morgan got drunk and watched Twilight, and for some reason this led to a discussion of whether or not they would kiss their own clone. There is some good podcast energy, and some weird podcast energy in this one.
47 minutes | Nov 30, 2020
Episode 2: Borderlands 3, the beach, Jello Salad, and LASERS!!!!!
Editor's Note: Meg was sitting WAAAAAAY too close to the mic for this one. We tried to fix the audio as much as possible, but we're still getting our feet under us with this so we appreciate your patience.In this episode, Morgan comes out hot with some strong feelings on Borderlands 3. Meg tries to bring some chill back to the podcast by talking about the beach. Morgan gets nasty with jello salad, before Meg begins literally shouting about lasers.
48 minutes | Nov 29, 2020
Episode 1: Popcorn Salt, the smell of Sanrio Surprise, Haute Dogs, and Podcasting
In our first episode, Morgan starts us off strong by reviewing popcorn salt, before Meg runs the show off the rails by trying to describe the smell of Sanrio Surprise in the 90s. Morgan tries to restore normalcy by talking about a show on HBO Max called Haute Dogs before Meg starts shouting about podcasting.
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