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82 minutes | Sep 16, 2013
23: Breakfast Liberated, or Johnny Breaks Himself For A Pair Of Steak Knives
This week on a special afternoon edition of "Stuck In Traffic With Jordan & Johnny", Jordan battles AV cables and the wait for GTA V and Johnny battles a flight of stairs.. and loses. Johnny broke his foot this week, and thus begins his week of Skyrim marathons and inner struggles regarding supporting and alluding western medicine but not allowing it to support him. Stubborn is a word. Jordan & Johnny reminisce on the good, the bad and the ugly sides of Rockstar and its GTA series, leading up to the release of GTA V. Johnny frees himself from the shackles of society and the all american breakfast. To him, breakfast is relative, and refuses to allow the man to tell him otherwise. Walt Jr. breakfast jokes are not strictly for Breaking Bad podcasts. Also, what is a waterbug? Japanese cinema that isn't Godzilla and giant watermelon heists are also things that Jordan & Johnny talk about. Because that is a thing you want to listen to on the internet, don't tell me otherwise. NOTE: We tried to post a picture of Johnny's XRAY but the disk didn't work! Also no Puella this week, we weren't able to squeeze it in this week. Next week!
48 minutes | Sep 13, 2013
Breaking Bad, B****! 05: To'hajiilee
In this fast & furious edition of Breaking Bad, B****!, Jordan & Johnny tackle everyone's favorite bald guys being bad television program. We are fast approaching the finish line, and this episode is the first piece in the puzzle that is where this show is going. Lydia is calculating, Todd is creepy, Uncle Jack is skeezy, Jesse is unpredictable, Hank is cunning, Walt Jr is star struck, Gomie is awesome and Walt is….. well… you know. It starts with an f and ends with an ucked. Will we ever see Huell again? Has Walt finally lost his touch? Does Brock love breakfast as much as Walt Jr? What kind of brain was that? What will be the effects of the episode's glass shattering ending? This episode of the podcast is rife with predictions this week. Jordan & Johnny start to see threads forming that may or may not inform how things are shaping up, and they toss out a handful of thoughts about where Breaking Bad may go next. Will we soon finally find out what Walt was doing in New Hampshire? And what is the fate of the three members of the anti-Walt task force? WHO KNOWS. But we are sure as hell excited to find out.
106 minutes | Sep 7, 2013
22: Robot Obama, or Jordan & Johnny Think Ben Affleck Is Fine.
Johnny is a huge fan of the Pumpkin beer, and battles a cold harsh mistress - The Pall Mall Cigarette. Just a little taste never hurt anyone. Jordan goes for the whole banana, and loses a lot of time to Salty Bet. Always bet on Popeye. Jordan is all alone and shares more about his secluded upbringing. All he wants is to hang out with someone and all Johnny wants is for the voluntary matrix to be a reality. They speculate on the future of Robot Obama and virtual reality. Jordan sees a future of virtual vacations being inevitable, whereas Johnny's views of the future are far more sinister. BAFFLECKMAN! Daredevil is fine and JJ Abrams knows how to make a TV show. Jordan still rallies for LOST, despite its shortcomings. Johnny thinks George Clooney is immortal, basically. Black magic. Blue Magic. Pink Magic. Blonde Magic. … … Red Magic? Jordan & Johnny continue the Puella Magi Madoka Magica Endurance Run, this time sans notes. Everyone in this episode is super weepy, but Blue Haired Girl saves the day and the whole episode as far as they are concerned. The plot finally moved somewhere, and Jordan & Johnny couldn't be happier. Listener mail brings about wrestling gifs and shark movie suggestions, and The Yahoo Answers Segment brings about nothing good. Jordan reveals that he actually uses Yahoo Answers in certain situations though, strangely enough. For literally no reason whatsoever, Jordan & Johnny finish the show with conversation about Zelda. There needs to be more giant trees with mustaches. JOHNNY PICKED THE BEST SONG FOR THE END OF THE SHOW.SQUEEZE THE EAGLE.
0 minutes | Jul 28, 2010
Chockablock Digression 1: The Eagle Has Landed
This week we touch on Predators, our anger for the phrase "sold out", Music and Adrian Brody's pecks.
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