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We try to give a break down of the dumpster fire that is the last week. Try. The last fifteen minutes is just listening to Lady Gaga's Chromatica in case you need a dance party.

We're back for a special report! You need distraction, you need laughs, you need a break, and we're here for you!

You thought you'd heard the last of us but nevaaaaaah! We're back with tales of sexual harassment, Game of Thrones, Madonna, Robert getting older, and so much more. Welcome back, indeed!

We're live from Rain on 4th!

We're back with some questionable editing but we also talk about movies being too long, Aunt Becky being shady, Melissa being sober, the One Day At A Time Cancellation, and Melissa dating Lin Manuel Miranda! A special guest joins us for this week's mess and we hope you enjoy it!

Hey hey hey hey! Bawk bawk! We're back with another exciting episode where we discuss our favorite alcoholic drink and our most memorable drinking experiences (shakes fist at Scooby Snacks!). It's all about the booze, the booze, the booze, drink water.

Who is better, Lady Gaga or Madonna? Join us and we discuss this totally trivial subject! Also, Melissa introduces Robert to the best Mark Ronson song ever, describes Miley Cyrus' voice, and explains gender identifiers to Robert and James.

This episode is shit! Also, it's about shit. Talking shit, feeling like shit, taking a shit, you know. Join us for an in depth discussion on caca!

We're back! In this episode Melissa reviews "If Beale Street Could Talk" and there's spoilers and Robert being the Booty Monster. Join us, NOW!

We're back for 2019! We were back last week but a certain someone whose name starts with an M kept forgetting to post the episode...sorry! But it's a new year and that means lots of opportunities for Melissa to totally suck at managing this podcast!

Christmas isnt over yet and we're giving you the best gift ever, an episode where we talk about our worst sexual experiences! Happy holla-dayz! Avoid your family by listening to Alex, Robert, and Melissa talk about their grossest, most embarrassing, and smallest encounters with men. This is way better than sitting around and being passive aggressive with your family.

Do you like fried chicken and big dicks? Then this episode is for you! Join us as we sing and talk about two of Robert's favorite things!

We were off last week because one of Melissa's dogs died but to make it up to you, here's one of our funniest episodes. To the soundtrack of Madonna, we learn why Robert hates drink tickets, Melissa's most pressing question for the world, and being the best BFFs ever. There's singing, there's cursing, there's a whole lot of nonsense, it's perfect for Monday morning!

Our friend Alex joins us in discussing how social media can help find a lover, our abilities to hold grudges, major spoilers on AHS Apocalypse and How to Get Away with Murder, Robert starting his own podcast, and Thanksgiving plans. Check it out!

It's our first episode after taking a three week recording break and it's all about James' penis! And we also talk about the mid-term results, brace faces, lots of American Horror Story spoilers, and RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars. But it's mostly about James' penis.

We have a short episode this week but you can still get your fix. Listen as we discuss titties, what Melissa and Robert's genitals would sound like if they could talk, and sex positivity!

Cher! Sings! ABBA! Join us as we listen to Cher's cover of ABBA songs, Melissa relives numerous traumatic events from high school, Robert sings, and Melissa and Robert verbally abuse each other. It's one of our healthiest episodes yet!

It's Episode 5 and Robert is letting loose because apparently he's been holding back! We spoil the most recent How to Get Away With Murder, Melissa is conflicted about Kanye, and so much more! Not really, it's mostly just us laughing at each other but hey, you're really not doing anything else.

It's our first episode! We discuss Beto vs Ted, Pumpkin Spice Latte season, the Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj feud, Hood Snacks, Les Moonves, fall TV, and Lady Gaga.

We're back for episode 2! We discuss Beto and Ted's first debate (meh), Trump's FEMA alerts (bad), Stormy's book (worse), Soon Yi (blink if you need rescuing, girl!), Veronica Mars coming back (save us!), and I explain to Robert how babies are made.