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65 minutes | Nov 29, 2022
#156 – Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
A review of Bram Stoker's Dracula starring Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder, Anthony Hopkins, and Keanu Reeves (just to name a few). This movie boasts a spectacular cast and crew, solid FX, and beautiful set designs and costumes. And thanks in part to a couple of miscastings, a few absolutely bonkers performances, and other unusual filmmaking choices, this movie manages to be as wildly bad, as it is good. Plus, answering the age old question, "Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?" and more. Be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
84 minutes | Oct 31, 2022
#155 – The Hitcher (1986): Mithril-Murder-Drifter
A review of 1986's The Hitcher starring Rutger Hauer, C. Thomas Howell, and Jennifer Jason Leigh. This movie is a fast-paced psychological/action/horror romp that pits an assuming young guy against an unrelenting, deranged killing machine whom might actually be indestructible. Plus, the trailers for Wakanda Forever and Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, and more. Be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
80 minutes | Oct 18, 2022
#154 – Bialystock and Blumhouse Present: Halloween Ends
This show is a review of Halloween Ends starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Andi Matichak, Rohan Campbell, and James Jude Courtney. Directed by David Gordon Green, this "final" chapter to the most recent trilogy in the Halloween franchise is proving to be divisive as hell. Plus, we'd like help in choosing which horror movies to watch. Be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
80 minutes | Oct 11, 2022
#153 – Halloween III: Season of the Witch (Surly. Horror. Sci-Fi)
A review of 1982's Halloween 3: Season of the Witch starring Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, and Dan O'Herlihy. Produced by John Carpenter, this chapter in the Halloween franchise is a wildly confusing mix of bad writing, shoddy FX, a low-budget, and an unlikable lead. Also, this movie doesn't feature the face of the franchise, Michael Meyers. Naturally. Plus, thoughts on the MCU's first (and long overdue) foray into the horror genre with Werewolf By Night and where it could lead, and more. Be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
70 minutes | Sep 21, 2022
#152 – Masters Of The Universe: It’s Dolphin’ Time
Continuing our journey through the Canon Group's movies, we take a look at 1987's Masters of the Universe starring Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, Courteney Cox, James Tolkan, and Meg Foster. This film was Dolph's first time as leading (He-)Man, and despite his best efforts, it's a wild failure on nearly all levels. Plus, we determine which movies we watch next and it looks like we're staying in the 80s. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
70 minutes | Sep 16, 2022
#151 – D23 2022: So Much For So Little
All the Marvel and Star Wars news from D23 (and a few things that were surprisingly skipped over). Plus, some brief and spoiler-free thoughts on Morbius and Thor: Love and Thunder, the interchangeable badassery of Terry Funk, and more. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
65 minutes | Aug 25, 2022
#150 – That’s Saul Folks
A look at the divisive series finale of Better Call Saul. Plus, quick thoughts on the first episodes of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law and House of the Dragon, Halloween Ends home premiere, and much more. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
57 minutes | Aug 10, 2022
#149 – Crisis On Infinite DC Productions
WB/Discovery has absolutely no idea how to fix the DCEU and why things could get worse with the Whedon-verse being canon. Plus, thoughts on the penultimate episode of Better Call Saul and how the series could end, and much more. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
83 minutes | Jul 29, 2022
#148 – (Alex) Murphy’s Law
A review of the unrated director's cut of RoboCop ('87), starring Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Ronny Cox, Kurtwood Smith, and Miguel Ferrer. Plus, news out of this year's SDCC, the latest episode of Better Call Saul, and more. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
87 minutes | Jul 21, 2022
#147 –Alien Nation: A Watchable Film
A review of the mostly fun, and efficiently made sci-fi buddy cop romp that was 1988's Alien Nation starring James Caan, Mandy Patinkin, and Terence Stamp. Plus, thoughts on never having seen The Godfather movies, the "ending" of the Halloween franchise, why Rob Zombie's foray into PG movies could be surprisingly good, and we need your help in finding a "good" video game movie. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
76 minutes | Jul 12, 2022
#146 –Superman IV: The One With The Volcano
We continue our journey through the films of the Canon Group with a deep dive into 1987's Superman IV: The Quest For Peace starring Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman, and Margot Kidder. This film is a confounding quagmire of bad dialogue, a confusing plot, cheap FX, unenergetic performances, and Jon Cryer. But at least the story of the film's production is fascinating. Plus, we need your help in finding a modern movie that is both less than 2 hours long, and entertaining. As always, if you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
82 minutes | Jun 23, 2022
#145 –Total Recall Of The Heart
Thoughts on the incredible finale of Obi-Wan Kenobi, and why Ms. Marvel might be one of Disney's best MCU series. A review of Paul Verhoeven's action-packed, practical FX buffet that was 1990's Total Recall starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin, Sharon Stone, Michael Ironside, and Ronny Cox. Plus, the next film to be reviewed from the Canon Group has been chosen. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
81 minutes | Jun 7, 2022
#144 –Over The Top, Under The Rug
A review of the third episode of Obi-Wan Kenobi on Disney+, and the mid-season finale of Better Cal Saul. The journey through the films of the Canon Group begins with 1987's Over The Top starring Sylvester Stallone as either a truck driving arm wrestler or an arm wrestling trucker. Plus, Steven Seagal "strikes" again, and more. As always, if you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
84 minutes | May 31, 2022
#143 – Obi-Wander Over Yonder
A review of the first two episodes of Obi-Wan Kenobi on Disney+, and thoughts on the wild and fantastic directions it could go. A look at some of the upcoming series announced at this year's Star Wars Celebration, and the long-awaited sequel to Jedi: Fallen Order. And, we're about to watch what are widely considered to some of the cheesiest movies of the 80s and 90s. As always, if you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
91 minutes | May 10, 2022
#142 – What a Long Doctor Strange Trip It’s Been
A spoiler-filled deep dive on Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, including who and what really worked and a few things that didn't. Plus, a look forward to wildly bonkers direction the MCU is headed based off of the comics. Also, the last season of Better Cal Saul continues to break hearts and crack jokes, trying to pick which movie we review next, and not liking some classic 80s comedies. As always, if you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
79 minutes | May 10, 2022
#140 –The Batman Begins... And Seems To Go On Forever
The final season of Better Call Saul started with a few intense and shocking moments, with many more to come. Marvel's Moon Knight is super violent, surprisingly scary, and a lot of fun. Plus, a review of the mostly entertaining and never-ending The Batman, finally heading back to the movie theaters for Doctor Strange 2, and more. Enjoy!
89 minutes | May 4, 2022
#141 – Star Wars Machete Order: Revenge of the Sith & Return of the Jedi
A review of the iconic films of the Star Wars franchise, but using an unconventional method. For those unfamiliar, the Machete Order aims to streamline the viewing experience and to make it more enjoyable; by removing Phantom Menace and watching the films in the following order: A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, and Return of the Jedi. But as a treat, we included (and started with) Rogue One. And so, this show is about the last two films in the order, Revenge of the Sith & Return of the Jedi. These movies feature some of the greatest lightsaber battles of all-time, a few confounding plot holes, Yoda's similarity to Roger Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon, and more.
75 minutes | Apr 12, 2022
#139 –Jumpin’ Freejack Flash
1992's Freejack starring Emilio Estevez, Rene Russo, Anthony Hopkins, and unironically Mick Jagger is a confounding quagmire of bad jokes, cheesy FX, and yet it is still wildly terrible. Plus, looking towards the final season of Better Call Saul, Marvel's Moon Knight, and more. And if you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
76 minutes | Apr 1, 2022
#138 – Dr. Sony In The Multiverse Of Meh-ness
Spider-Man: No Way Home's huge impact on the MCU, and what it means for the Marvel multiverse. Unsurprisingly, Sony has another Spider-adjacent flop on their hands with Morbius. And determining if the Star Wars Machete Order should include the final trilogy or not. And if you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe. Enjoy!
81 minutes | Mar 24, 2022
#137 – Star Wars Machete Order: Empire Strikes Back & Attack of the Clones
A review of the iconic films of the Star Wars franchise, but using an unconventional method. For those unfamiliar, the Machete Order aims to streamline the viewing experience and to make it more enjoyable; by removing Phantom Menace and watching the films in the following order: A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, and Return of the Jedi. But as a treat, we included (and started with) Rogue One. And so, this show is about the next two films in the order, Empire Strikes Back & Attack of the Clones. While neither of these films are perfect, only one stands the test of time. Plus, looking forward to the Obi-Wan series, and more!
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