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The Chat with 9 lives

63 Episodes

50 minutes | Jan 24, 2022
Queuing for fake vaccine, What happens when you sell farts for ££, and Dictator bans leather jacket - EP63
Yes yes, we are back wth the first podcast of 2022..we are a little rusty but here we go anyways..We share stories on people queuing up for a fake vaccine in Germany, made by a very wealth doctor, a woman is hospitalized after selling her farts after making £37,000 per week! and a dictator bans leather jackets, and haircuts, and condoms haha.Weiner of the week include a man also going to hospital with some memorabilia up his arse and a Brazilian model marries herself, then, not so much haha.Theorhetical BMT is on T & C's
47 minutes | Nov 30, 2021
COVID Party, Bishop leaves clergy for Pigs & Erotica and Subway Tuna - EP62
yess people, whats up, sorry for the wait! Back with another Episode, this week we discuss a 'Lets get Covid' party in Canada, yes, people intentionally tryna get covid, a Bishop in Spain leaves the clergy for 2 really weird reasons and Subway Tuna apparently has other ingredients in there..Weiners o the week include 2 police officers, one a racist and one an idiot..Theoretical BMT is on Oysters..
47 minutes | Nov 9, 2021
DoggyTV, is JFK coming back & catchy property for sale - EP61
yes yes yes back again, couple of mad stories this week. are humans the only species that should enjoy TV,  is JFK going to reappear in Dallas, obviously its only gna be in the US and finally we talk about  a luxury property for sale in Toronto for very cheap but, there is a catch.. tune in this week!Weiners of the week include an Alabama judge and 2 British police officers..Theoretical Big Man Theory this week is on Terms & Conditions..
57 minutes | Nov 4, 2021
Man sues dating site, Penis plant blooms, Hungry Hippo - EP60
Praaap, back again recroding from Dundas Road my G's..Man uses dating site for the funniest reason, Penis plant blooms in the Netherlands, where else haha and a Hungry Hippo gets a litle too peckish. Weiners of the week include Aussie man and $1000 worth of chips and a man and a woman who, well, are going to court haha.Theoretical BMT is on nicknames this week. 
51 minutes | Oct 26, 2021
Jail time for vegan dogs, legalising weed in Europe & Donal Trump Truth - EP59
yes yes, back with another 1 take podcast, we discuss Jail time for giving your dog a vegan diet,  Legalisign weed in Europe, is thst new? and also, Donald Trump and his new social media plaform, TRUTH, yes, its his hahaWeiners of the week include Nirvana baby and lost hiker while Theoretical BMT is on midnight movie people
48 minutes | Oct 20, 2021
Female author actually 3men, Spend holiday in a game & hiking poo - EP58
yes yes yes we back with another, this week we discuss the mad story about one of Spain's newest and most celebrated female author, turns out to be 3 men, a guy's holiday got cancelled so he spent it in a virtual video game and our love for hiking, and poo, together haha.Weiners of the week include a Capitol Hill Rioter & Demi Lovato, while Theoretical BMT is on the GYM
48 minutes | Oct 12, 2021
High Glastonbury animals, Drunk man on search for himself, & 1200 species of apple - EP57
Yes yes we are back with another, excuse me but I had a cold recording this..Stories this week are about Animals getting high on the drugs from Glastonbury revellers weeks after the festival is over, A drunk man in Turkey finds himself joining a search party for himself after a night out and a chemist saves 1200 species of Apple, yes 1200!Weiners of the week include an accidental drug bust and a Tory MP and Theoretical BMT is on Drugs and Drug users
47 minutes | Sep 28, 2021
Vagina museum closes, Alligator love and Ronnie Brunswijk - EP56
yes yes yes, we are back, no editing again as always. The Vagina museum in London is closing,  a woman in the US(where else) is in love an alligator, after she gets attacked by it, typical haha and of course we are gna be talking about the man living out every boy's dream in the myth, the legend, Ronnie Brunswijk!!Weiner of the Week - Bojo VS Niki MinajTheorhetical BMT on hair dye and confidence
48 minutes | Sep 21, 2021
Random Japan PT.2, Celebs and their blood & Unagi Constipation - EP54
Yo yo we arch back sorry its been a while but here we are, life gets in the way. This week we talk more about the crazy and random stuff coming out of Japan, Celebrities selling stuff with their blood on/in them and weird constipation remedies.Weiner of the week - Gavin Williamson and Lil Uzi VertTheoretical BMT is about dog owner choices.
47 minutes | Sep 21, 2021
Anti Vaxxers shutdown London, Ivermectine Drug & Whale poo - EP55
yes yes we back with another, 55, this week we chat about Anti Vaxxers trying to shut down London in the weirdest way possible, 10/10 for creativity, Ivermectine drugs to fight covid, well, not really haha and we chat Whale poo and why...whale pooWeiner of the week include Gold chains and Fake Hit and runs in a TeslaTheorhetical BMT is all about fake smiles my G
53 minutes | Aug 24, 2021
Rude Towns UK tour, Death Trap in Japan & Mountain Queues - EP53
Back again with another episode of the Chat with 9, this week we take you through the the UK tour of the islands rudest names (Butthole lane and Twatt included), We also chat about the Japanese rollercoaster that is breaking backs and necks, No Khia haha and then we discuss the Queues that are being created on Mount Snowdon, yes its in the UK, where else!Weiner of the week contestants include politicians and influencers again and Theoretical BMT is about Music!
52 minutes | Aug 17, 2021
Fake mask influencers, Nurse giving fake vaccines, & US Sprinter banned for? - EP 52
Yesss my people, another banger on Episode 52. We are gna be talking the Influencers getting deported from Bali because of a fake mask, A Nurse in Germany has been giving out fake vaccines and a US sprinter has been banned for an illagl substance...Weed hahah.Weiner of the week - a British recruiter in Singapore and another Runner blaming a pork burrito for failing drug testTheoretical BMT is on Vegans (Dont cancel me yet)
55 minutes | Aug 10, 2021
The Olympics Special - EP51
We talk everything Olympics from Trans Athletes to Shit Sport VS Not SoShot sport,  Speed Walking to Break Dancing and literally ripping people left right and centre for the love of the CHAT..Olympian Weiners of the Week and an Evolution of Theoretical BMT
45 minutes | Aug 3, 2021
Golden Toilet in Russia, £6.2m stamp & COVID's favorite restaurant - EP50
A Russian traffic officer gets caught with a golden toilet haha, I wonder how? £6.2million stamp is back in the UK, its a stamp bro and the restaurant in California who are only serving UnVaccinated patrons, persons, people, whicheverWeiner of the week and Theoretical Big Man Theories
43 minutes | Jul 13, 2021
Cartel Lottery,1 Man VS 1 Country, & BDSM on a plane - EP49
Welcome back homies, El Chapo's properties up for auction for everyone, 1 Man going against the whol country that is, England and BDSM has become part of air travel.Weiner of the Week and Theoretical BMT is back
49 minutes | Jul 6, 2021
Haitin Zombies, Drgon Man & Coregasms - EP48
Yes yes, a bit of an educational one this week. We go thorugh the true stories of Haitian Zombies, we also talk about the Dragon Man found in China and We try and see how true Coregasms actually are!Weiner of the Week and Theoretical Big Man theories back as always
43 minutes | Jun 29, 2021
39 wives 94 children, The Real Tarzan & Man with 41 genital piecings - EP47
This week we discuss the man who has 39 wives, 94 children and 33 grandchildren, the Real Tarzan in Vietnam and a man wth 70 Piercings, 41 on his genitals, Ouch!Weiner of the Week featuring Matt Hancock & ITV New reporterTheoretical BMT - Big Man Theories on people who hate dogs, but actually, love dogs haha.
40 minutes | Jun 15, 2021
Aritifical 3rd Eye, William Amos Naked again, & How to sell Invisible Artwork - EP46
Aritifical 3rd Eye, William Amos Naked again, & How to sell Invisible ArtworkWeiner of The Week  Boris Johnson & Superman ImpersonatorPilot for Theoretical BMT (Big Man Theories) - Our theory on Flavour, na dhow the Potato chip/crisp manufacturers are robbing us Blind!Its coming home lads...
32 minutes | Jun 8, 2021
Chicken Brains, Father marries Daughters & Dildo Drones - 45
Episode 45 - random stories this week are about a Father marries his daughters, the oldest man in the world loves chicken brains and a drone with a dildo on it causes mayhem at a mayoral election. and 2 weiners of the week as always.
30 minutes | Jun 1, 2021
Episode 44 - SorryNotSorry
yesyes back again, Late, cant belive. Bank holiday hit me hard. we are back with another. Chatting about Laughter hahaha, Live, love,laugh things in your living room and Sperm.Weiner of the week!
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