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Champagne and Glitter
67 minutes | Mar 7, 2020
37 Here for the Ugly Cries
This time, we ask the hard hitting questions: Has anyone else experienced how terrifying it is to feel like you have to fart during sex? What happens in an adult arcade? Did you know you can still find trash TV? What's the best way to blow Magenta's mind? (Spoiler alert: we figured that one out, just explain reality TV) Please, contact us! We promise we will follow up next episode if you do...
100 minutes | Feb 5, 2020
36 Quieter Than Grandma's Fart
Well after that accidental hiatus (thanks winter!) we're back! This time we have Miss Hoop Hunny from Columbia, MO joining us to teach us the right way to drink champagne and taking credit for most of the "don't stick it in your pussy" articles we've received. Together we look further into Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop, drive home the importance of stretching and positive work environments, and agree on the best way to be lazy during sex.
75 minutes | Jan 6, 2020
35 Aunt Becky Did It
This week, Glinda Glitterstorm joins us once again to spread her cheerful nihilism! We reflect on the holidaze and 2019… which, honestly you should’ve seen coming on the first episode of 2020. Find out which celebrity is living out the movie Get Hard and exactly which jungle spiders to avoid. (Okay, it's actually all of them, but this one has some real big dick murdery energy)
84 minutes | Dec 23, 2019
34 We Didn't Fuck It Up
Ever feel like you did extra great at something when you were drunk? That's basically every episode. This time, we get into some period realness and bitch about working retail. The Pussycat Dolls made a comeback and Burlesque is coming to Netflix, what could this mean for local burlesque? We'll fill you in on what you shouldn't do for local burlesque.
60 minutes | Nov 28, 2019
33 Buttchug Vitamin D
It’s Drunksgiving Weekend (seriously though are there other names for the day before Thanksgiving?) and we’re celebrating by getting drunk and telling how uncomfortable our family celebrations are. Oh also go to Magenta's fake pageant, Champion of Flooze at Yin Yang Nightclub on 11/29/19 (Black Friday!)
69 minutes | Nov 11, 2019
32 Birthdays Are For Blowjobs
An episode full of taglines so hilarious we had trouble picking a title! Magenta reveals she enjoys rap music, gives a mental health update, and tells a tale of a wishy-washy gal. See what's new on the list of "Things to Not Put in Your Vagina" as Bourbon questions why anyone would want to put it in their body period.
66 minutes | Oct 31, 2019
31 Stabby Stab Stab
Happy Halloween! We wrap up spooky season with questionable costumes, more haunt tales, and a recap of Magenta's lazy ass birthday. This time, we have a special edition of "things you shouldn't insert in your body"
63 minutes | Oct 21, 2019
30 Seltzer Taste Test
Well obviously we try out a bunch of different seltzers. (Spoiler alert: Henry's Lime is GROSS) Are these our generation's Smirnoff Ice? We give spooky season updates, and hope for a Halloween miracle of Ole Trumpster getting the boot. Bourbon shares the religious experience she gave her man and we discuss period sex.
74 minutes | Oct 2, 2019
29 We Should Talk About Burlesque
This week we are joined by long time listener first time guest Allie Lure! And once again, we are plagued by software issues (one of these days we’ll figure it out?) so you’ll just have to deal with whatever the fuck happened there. At least we don’t have face tattoos?
81 minutes | Sep 8, 2019
28 Fingers Crossed You Die
We were going to name this episode “It’s Normal to See Breast Friends Nekkid” but that turned out to be too long. And “Dobby is a Snobby Bougie-ass Bitch” didn’t quite have the right ring to it. So instead, we talk about weird dead shit, Bourbon’s upcoming Friday the 13th show, and how murderous we get when hungry, horny, or tired. We also give the recipe to make your pussy smell like an Olive Garden and why you should never approach us being a weirdo - we will absolutely out-weird you.
59 minutes | Aug 7, 2019
27 Okay Spielberg, Call Us
This week, the "Facebook Break" train may be getting another rider. We talk Conspiracy and conspiracies (for real though, if you find the dem debates on Youtube, tell us). Pay attention photographers - you're getting a seating chart. And in true Champagne and Glitter fashion, we add to the lists of strong choices with the Magic Tightening Stick and taking last minute bookings.
71 minutes | Aug 1, 2019
This week has a lesson on professionalism when producing and reasons you shouldn’t try to fuck performers. Magenta talks about her drunken weekend of first times which leads to us attempting to remember our Kansas strip club experience. Get over to Facebook to find out more about Floozies and Follies: Bachelorette Edition. Keep your eyes peeled for some neat things we’re planning!
77 minutes | Jul 10, 2019
25 The Whipped Cream to My Fritos
Can Cupcake wines sponsor us? How about Hot Pockets? Maybe the stripper store in New Orleans can just supply us in Pleasers and thigh highs. We don’t ask for much, we just want free shit sometimes. Spoiler alert: Magenta reveals the end of Shazam. When you get done listening, leave a comment on the Facebook post to tell us what the fuck an onomatopoeia is. Also, tell us how koalas get chlamydia.
69 minutes | Jun 8, 2019
24 The Really Lost Episode
Bourbon went to Vegas to do BHoF shit and make poor decisions. So we are releasing an episode of technical snafus that probably shouldn’t have ever been released to the public. BUT since we aren’t recording this week and feel as though we’ve shorted you enough episodes, here you go. Just remember this is a free podcast with two drunk girls. Originally recorded sometime in March or April.
68 minutes | May 28, 2019
23 The Tale of Luchasaurus
Bourbon is back and here to talk about the newest wrestling craze. Magenta is safe from the tornado and flooding, but didn't feel the need to post on Facebook about it, because she refuses to use it. Thanks to all that checked on her! But also can we take a minute to talk about climate change?
82 minutes | May 12, 2019
22 Psychoanalyzing the Internet
Bourbon realizes Magenta runs bits backstage after Floozies and Follies. It was a ridiculous show - it started with a broad passed out on the toilet and ended with a cupcake incident. How did we get there? We dive deep into the psychology of social media to find out what causes imposter syndrome. Magenta couldn’t handle the pressure of social media so she took a break, and Bourbon is happy with her forced hiatus. Be sure to sign up for summer classes with Fringe Society Burlesque! Apply here: https://forms.gle/A2x67ZUNa8SwX18X9
70 minutes | May 6, 2019
21 Everyone's Favorite Intoxicant
No spoilers here, ole boy Floyd died on us and the hole he was found in probably smelled a lot like Dirty Disco at 12:45 am. Today’s burlesque advice: Thou Shall Not Steal and Thou Shall Do As We Say. Today’s pussy advice: Olive Garden is never a good date idea.
63 minutes | Apr 19, 2019
20 That's It, We're Switching to Prosecco!
Kalliope Voxx from KCMO joins us this episode to talk about furrylesque and exactly how weird we all got over chicken wings, donuts, and prosecco. We get serious and have a lengthy discussion regarding morality, consent, sexuality, and how burlesque plays into the conversations. We are welcoming more discussion regarding Bourbon's recent "is burlesque only for adults"? post. Just head over to the Champagne and Glitter Facebook page to join the discussion!Then the boyfriend brought us a very large bottle of champagne and it was game over.
57 minutes | Mar 20, 2019
18 Stroke to Stroke
We talk about Risque and the rest of the St. Pat’s weekend. Apparently we aren’t too old to be drunk for 2 1/2 days straight.
67 minutes | Mar 13, 2019
17 Fart Without Judgement
This episode was a week late, listen to Bourbon’s T/F experience to find out why. (Spoiler alert: tequila was involved.) We recap the insanity of pop-up burlesque and how old Magenta felt during LustySweets’ 90s show. Once again, we find a crazy new thing women are sticking in their vaginas. Do you fart around others? Send us a message so we know we’re not alone!
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