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Our Christmas episode, in time for tax season!Episode 13: The Big BangBoom!Amy is a little kid and goes to the museumLittle Amy finds old Amy in the PandoricaTime travel magic happensThe Doctor resets the universeAmy & Rory get married and also Amy's parents existThe Doctor comes back smooshing the Pandorica Sorta the EndEpisode 14: A Christmas CarolDoctor Who jumps the shark.Christmas is cancelled!!  I think I remember this Rankin-Bass special.Same old story. Old curmudgeon has lost the Christmas spirit, and has flying fish.It's not creepy that he has a frozen young woman.Sonic microphone.  Oh wait.  that's normal. Every-thing's got to end, otherwise nothing would ever get started.

News:A new British amusement park to be based on BBC shows--including Doctor Who.The LodgerI'm so sorry, something terrible's happened--can you help me please?TARDIS jacked!So, we're just not gonna talk about Rory at all?Are you going to live with monkeys then?Don't touch it--it's eeevuuull!CRACK again...  Wedding ringThe Pandorica OpensThe Pandorica Opens -- universe's oldest golf tournamentVan Gogh, Churchill, Jail River, Liz10Cesarean DoctorPhillip J Fry particles?My pandorica brings all the boys to the Henge. They're all robo-Romans.  including Roman robo-Rory. Silurians, multiform. cybermen, daleks, sontarans, judoon, Wait, aren't Judoon good guys? Game over man. 

News Cindy Lou who, who was no more than two Cindy Lou Doctor Who Tee shirtPlay Fallout as Doctor WhoNew Terminator movie, with Matt SmithCold BloodPreviously, on Doctor Who: Future Rory&Amy, Diggers, Lizards.It's not easy being green. Are those weapons or lizard blow-dryers?Secret lizard-man handshake Suspiciously sleestakyEldaneCRACK!! Flying spaghetti monsterVincent and the DoctorBill Nighy AND written by Richard Curtis :) Dark KnightKrafayis? Did you know your last name is Klingon food?Easel caltrop! Save all the big stuff for the end. 

NewsKim has a Doctor Who Christmas tree topperAngela shows us a little more Flesh and StoneEpisode 7: Amy's ChoiceVery pregnant Amy and very pony-tailed RoryFrozen star, retirement community aliens, & Dream LordRory dream dies, so they all do.Dream Lord shennagins, Doctor blows up TARDISIt was all a dream.  And pollen.  And Amy loves RoryEpisode 8: The Hungry EarthNo Rio--WalesAmy gets sucked into the ground after they wave at themselves.Lizards wanna dissect Amy, but they trapped one in Meals on WheelsBut the Doctor finds a bazillion lizards undergroundTo be continued...

NewsDoctor Who Tapestry poster. Episode 5: Flesh and StoneCliff UnhungIt's a Death trap AND a Time Bomb! See, I've thought about it!Tree Borg. A forest in a spaceship is cool. Why is Amy counting DOWN??Not remembering is a thing.So is PandoricaEpisode 6:Vampires of VeniceWorst. Bachelor Party. Ever.Very Lestat, Except their teeth are very multiform.Duck face. Selfie forshadowingI'm getting married in 430 years!Turns out fish lobster vampire aliens are collecting human females for breeding. Typical. After The Doctor turns off the weather machine, head vampiress kills herself.Then, they hear the silence. 

iDaleks  (based on original by Matt Mawson)  Victory of the DaleksChurchill fighting Nazis with push sticks and DaleksExcuse me, Bracewell IronsidesThere's a wormhole in my robut.In the morning, I will be sober and you will still be a robot!Get the new iDalekThe Time of AngelsMuseum and a Black Box, and a River SongFather Octavian & the Church policeAngel in my Eye--see kids, TV is bad for you.Wait a minute--all these statues are ANGELSMight as well jump

News:Matt Smiths naked phone gets hacked.Episode 1: The Eleventh HourApples, yogurt, bacon, beans, bread and butter--bleck!This is where the Fish Fingers and Custard comes from.Everyone's aunt is better than the Doctor.Multiforms overfloss.Atraxi search for Prisoner Zero with their iShips.The crack is Bad Wolf Episode 2:The Beast BelowStarship UK is my electronica Pink Floyd cover band.Liz X, Assassin's Creed QueenThe Doctor has known many QueensZoltar the Teaching MachineIt's as big as a whale!  And it's about to set sail.Protest or Forget Fish finger custard.

This is the end, my only friend, the end. NewsStuff is happening in our Ramblings!Email from Robert P.The End of Time - Part 1Lucy Saxon & Grampa DonnaStained glass TARDISOods still need Visine™Master Race.  He did NOT go there.Who is the NARRATOR?  Oh, some Time Lord in the Imperial Senate.Also James Bond.The End of Time - Part 2Donna brainsplosionBannakaffalatta is the fruit of the Vinvocci (Cactus people)Wilfred is Luke SkywalkerOther Time Lords are buttheadsCantina JackJudoon, Raxacorifalapatorians, Hath, Alonso My!Ood MusicGoodbye to everyone -- Hello, Matt Smith

Planet of the DeadHello Kitty, sorry lover--Lara CroftyStarted out Entrapment, became English Patient.Some huge insects with a TiVoChristina's backpack is built on TARDIS technology.Pizza guy from There's Something About MaryThe Doctor is the Fonzie of alien machines.Malcolm Taylor loves The Doctor  Really lots.The Waters of MarsGadget gadget?!?  Who talks like that? Carrots are supposed to be good for you.Andy's taking a leak.Things no one says, ever: "We've got do date the infection."All these fixed points in time are broken.An Ood

NewsA BBC Chart - Doctor Who: 50 years of time travel in the TARDISEmail from Angela - where to stream all the old Doctor Who.  Short answer: Amazon and Hulu+ Episode 14: Journey's EndGerman-ating DaleksPlaythings of Davros is my The Donnas cover bandDalek Pep Rally!!Weapons non-functional.  Um... this has never happened to me before. Is there a good kind of metacrisis to have?Episode 15: The Next DoctorChristmastime in old London.  A first.  But! Something is amiss. Wait, you're the doctor?  Then who am I?  I mean Who am I! My TARDIS is Totally Awesome Ratatouille Dinner Including Spaghetti Aren't all screwdrivers sonic then?No problem so big it can't be solved with a fugue state, infostamps, a time vortex, and raw emotion.

News It was just the 50th anniversary of the end of the first season of Doctor Who Turn Left Sliding Donnas It's a Wonderful Series 3The Case of the Mysterious Hair-Dini.There was something about that fortune teller that bugged Donna. Two words: Bad Frakkin Wolf.The Stolen EarthEveryone ever.Rosies Got a GunMany new vocab words.Dalek Caan is DaleCaan-crazy.You know, Daleks are pretty steam-punk.Harriet Jones (FPM) has Skype.  Or was it Google+?Judoon, Clom,  Poosh.  Now you're just making stuff up. 

This week we watched Forest of the Dead, and Midnight

NewsJenna Coleman is quitting before I even know who she is.Episode 8: The Unicorn and the WaspSo much Agatha Christie.Also a lot of Wasp.  Only a little unicorn.Flapper or slapper, unicorn on the loose, Noddy, other bus, Bottle off? What language is this EPISODE IN??Safety tip: Donna's kiss can cure you of poison.  With anchovies.Basically the plot of an Agatha Christie movie, or Pink Panther, or ColomboShakespeare Orb!Episode 9: Silence in the LibraryMatrix-y.  The girl is a ball. Or the reverse. Moon, River, Doctor, Archaeologist.River knows the Doc, and has a screwdriver and a Squarenger™Vashta Narada.  Shadows bad, mmmkay?Donna forced to be a librarian.Cliff Hung.

NewsEmails from Lou and AndyCorrection:Ned & Stacy is not Us & Them which was not good.Intro to a (fake) Doctor Who Saturday morning cartoon (via CNET).  Episode 6: The Poison SkyCliff hang-ha!Code Red air quality alert day--also Sontarans, so stay inside.Doctor thinks the general is his mummy.Back. Of. The. Neck. Good Work for a female. That's some stratagem, that stratagem one. Episode 7: The Doctor's DaughterOn a  very special Time Lord episode of Jerry Springer...The Doctor's Daughter is Buffy. General Hair GelBuffy the Doctor Daughter Donna has wiles and there's a robut mouse. Something fishy about the Hath. Might be their Gatorade.Cool the beans, Rambo.Martha goes for a walk in goop with her new friend GilDonna temp powers--activate! 

NewsJames Corden -- British writer, actor, and comedian from Gavin & Stacey (and apparently Doctor Who also) -- will host the Late Late Show when Craig Ferguson's contract expires.50 things you should know about Doctor WhoEmails and Peter Davison's dreamy eyes. We got a couple emails regarding the relationship(s) between Tennant and Davison--but will will read them on next weeks show, since they fit better there because of reasons.Angela wrote us about The Master and his canonicity... The Ood Abides Episode 4: Planet of the OodOod are back & need Visine & you can buy one & they will kill you!Puking your self into an OodLord Percy Captain Darling CEOI'm not just the CEO, I'm an Ood! DoctorDonna, Doc OR Donna, Docker Donner? We assume the mean they Spin Doctors' songs must end. Episode 5: The Sontaran St

News:On Aug 23, Doctor Who series 8 (with the new Doctor) premieres and will be simulcast in theaters.Episode 2 Partners in CrimeOh--Donna!Golden PillSonic battles and Nanny Splat.Blue Rose!?!Episode 3 The Fires of PompeiiNot Rome: Missing hills--extra VOLCANO!Marble merchant looks familiarBring it on down to PyrovilliaSquirt guns work on cats and lava monstersHand to Eye Coordination

NewsBack from Nerdtacular and back from our breakEmails from Rich & AndySeries 3 RecapRunaway Bride: Robot Santas; Huon Coffee, Spider LadySmith & Jones: First Martha, Moon Hospital, Nanna Slurpy plasmavoreThe Shakespeare Code: Tetradecagon, Sexy BardGridlock: Escape from New New York, Cat Brannigan, Traffic Jam Parkour, Bye to Boe.Daleks in Manhattan: Spidamin Frank, Manbearpighole, Sec the GeoDalekEvolution of the Daleks: Experimental music, Much DNA, Pig LasloThe Lazurus Experiment: Doc Blocker, Lazurus in Edgar suit42: 24 backwards, Daft Punk Darth Stig, Pub Quiz, Martha KeyHuman Nature: TARDIS witness protection in 1913 shooty Hogwarts, Viserys and Jojen, Scarecrow bagmenFamily of Blood: Matron Daisy Redfern, Invisible Wonder Woman spaceship, Saving Private Ryan's watchBlink:  Don't, POV Sparrow, 17 DVDs, Polish Firing Squad formation,quantum lightbulbs Utopia: Jack's Back, Darth Mauls, Doctor Hand,  Internal milk, thoThe Sound of Drums: Saxon violence, Drummy skynet, Decimatin'Last of the Time Lords: House Elf, Martha's quest, Tinkerbell method, Oh--Boe!Webisode: Time Crash 2 Doctors, 1 TARDISCelery ManConfusion--Mostly Kim.Desktop themes and beards.Episode 1: Voyage of the DamnedSpace TitanicMax Capricorn.  Couldn't be more Capricorn.Darth Mini-MaulBannakaffalatta proud!Kylie Minogue atoms.The newspaper dude is Wilfred Mott. He is important later for sure.

News    Tweet from Nightveil    Interactive Doctor Who Timeline    Email from AngelaEpisode 12: UtopiaDon't go back to Cardiff.Darth Mauls vs Hoomans4Chan, though.Give the Doctor a hand.Sometimes you gotta drink your own internal milk, tho.Episode 13: The Sound of DrumsSaxon violence.Drummy skynet.The Master has a lot of balls.Actual correct usage of decimate.  Go figure.Episode 14: The Last of the Time LordsDoctor the house elf.The Legend of Martha JonesDeux ex Tinkerbell gambit, followed by an Omega 13Spoilers, Bro!

Special Guest Veronica Belmont!  (@veronica) NewsCool cover version of Doctor Who ThemePorta-TARDIS comic.Netflix adds Series 7 of Doctor Who to streamingEpisode 11: BlinkThe Words of the Doctor are Written on the Sccoby-Doo House Walls.Burglars don't knock. (Like scarecrows)Carey Mulligan is the cutest thing ever.17 DVDs and many statues.Started well, that sentence.Weepling Angles in Polish Firing Squad formation.Quantum lightbulbs.Doctor Lite™

Email from TraciEpisode 9: Human NatureJohn Smith, 1913 - Hogwarts.Baine has a good sideways face.Baine Targaryan and Jojen Reed, ActuallyScarecrow bagmen are pretty damn scary. Tardis Witness protectionEpisode 10: Family of BloodMatron Daisy RedfernThese bodies are silly and hot.This episode brought to you by Mucinex™Aliens took Wonder womans jet, painted it invisible green.Olfactory Ventriloquism Wow Doctor. Such Revenge.