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WE'VE DONE IT AGAIN Now there are three of us! Scout, Hunter and Pat!  This first episode, and the next however many it takes, was done during quarantine. Space Angel is a bad cartoon, but hey, we're very funny people. So there ya go.

The Venture Bros. saga ends with Ryan joining Pat and Scout to talk about almost anything but Venture Bros., apparently. We are children.

Ryan and Addie are back to talk about the CalArts style of animation!

GO TEAM VENTURE

We're gonna be doing minisodes inbetween big fellas! This one's on butts! NEAT!

Pat and Scout are back and this time IT'S PERSONAL. They are joined by Addie, Dustin and Ryan to talk about how the movie Space Jam turned an entire generation of children into Furries. #teamroxanne #teamlola

We were supposed to talk about Freakazoid....Instead, we....uhhh....didn't.......

Is 6 guests too many? Probably, but they all join us today and we blah blah whatever about Freakazoid is blue. This episode starts almost an hour into recording, we’re sorry, we’re drunk.  Learn insider information about the weme economy while continuing to support Kirkland Light and denouncing the evils of K-mart. Oh, and stay tuned for Part 2! Smooches!

Creatures of the night, beware! In this wholesome Halloween special, Casper the friendly ghost looks kinda like cum. Scout and Ryan find SPOOkY common ground while Martin breaks our SCARY studio toys, then we do the whole episode over after some TERRIFYING technical difficulties. Pat exemplifies the “gotta go fast” mentality with FRIGHTENING speed. Watch out for VERY HORRIFYING SKELETONS AND GOBLIN BOYS. BOO!!!

Introducing: Danielle's Hot Takes! Heaviest hitter Michael "Skelly" Kelly mixes it up with heavyish bish Dustin aka The Dusty Boi. Who can by your good dad and your bad dad? We quest for truth. It's now or never. We ain't gonna live forever. 

Bagpipes. THX. Maybe a little Cartoon’d? Philly friend Matt is here as we watch a kids show all and discuss the psychedelic-soviet conspiracy of the Big City, famous eggs, and the biggest, thickest banana you've ever seen. Hot stuff.

We’re back, and we’s is nots’ dildos! Uriel and Dustin join us as we dive face-first into the brutality of Metalocalypse:The Doomstar Requiem: A Klok Opera. Everybody screams about cocaine, and we may or may not talk shit on Lars Ulrich. This is our drunkest episode so far, we’re not sorry. It’s what Dethklok would have wanted. 

A spectre is haunting Cartoon’d, the spectre of BoBoBo. In our fortnights episode, war wages fist over jelly over nose-hairas we debate the merits of manzai anime. Pat is unimpressed, Scout talks too much, and Dustin plugs something at the end. Oh, and we got new mics. #KING #KirlklandLightChallenge420

Pat and Brandon watch one of the most important cartoons of the 90s, Ren and Stimpy! Returning Cartoon'd alum Jackson and new guest Drake hung out and talked about wrestling, tooth powder and Canada. So watch it or you're a STUUUUPID IIIIDIOT

Pat and Michael go through their Christian upbringing and repressed memories associated with VeggieTales. Scout consoles us in our time of need. 

Part two in our "Pat and Scout Messed Up the Audio" series. We watched the Spongebob movie with our friends Dylan and Devon, and last, but probably least, CARTOON'D ALUMNI (ALUM? ALUMNUS?) TED GABBARD! The audio on this is a little bit better than the last one because we got pretty loud and rowdy, so you'll be able to hear it all.

Pat and Scout watch Bob's Burgers with their friends Izzy and Jackson! We messed up the audio, so we're super sorry in advance. This and next week's episode are broken, but the one coming out two weeks from today will be back to sounding just like the old ones!

Another crossover?! Pat and Scout travel up to Los Angeles to go on the live for real radio show A Fistful of Vinyl with their friend Alec! The newest episode of Rick & Morty Season 3 was just released over the weekend, so celebrate by reliving this moment in radio history! Check out A Fistful of Vinyl Thursday nights at 9 on 88.9FM KXLU if you're in the LA area, or go to their website to listen live! 

CROSSOVER PODCAST SPECTACULAR! We hung out with Ryan and Mike of the 40's and 20's Podcast and talked about BoJack Horseman! Well, we kinda talked about BoJack. We mostly were just dumb idiots who couldn't stay on topic, but that's what you get when you let your heart win. Be sure to stay on the lookout for Pat and Scout on a future episode of 40's and 20's!

Our friends Danielle and Michael came to watch Angry Beavers with us! Real talk real quick, the Halloween special with Oxnard Montalvo might be Pat's favorite episode of any cartoon ever! Go watch it. It's the best. Danielle works are Topshelf Records, so you should check them out and buy all their releases: http://www.topshelfrecords.com/ . Michael is in Ash Williams with Pat and Scout, but also has a solo project called Buckley's Angel: https://buckleysangelsd.bandcamp.com/ .