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As well as the usual and genuine fun banter between Carl and Jenny, we talk abouta recent visit to Lidl, and tips on how to slow the checkout girl down,  in a fun way, As always, it's in a fun way.Pour a cuppa, put your feet up, sit back and relax.Carl and Jenny xFollowing the link in the show notes let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show. https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=759670Join our Patreon gang  Support the showAll music in the show is provided by Epidemic Sounds.https://www.epidemicsound.com/referral/tj3lov/ Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/carlandjenny)Support the show

As well as the usual and genuine fun banter between Carl and Jenny, we talk about the bureaucracy in Greece, in a fun way, and is Carl really interested in cross dressing?Find out in this weeks episode.No harm meant to any group!Pour a cuppa, put your feet up, sit back and relax.Carl and Jenny xFollowing the link in the show notes let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show. https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=759670Join our Patreon gang  Support the showAll music in the show is provided by Epidemic Sounds.https://www.epidemicsound.com/referral/tj3lov/ Support the show

As well as the usual gripe times and genuine fun banter between Carl and Jenny, we talk about how things were when we were kids!Grandmothers/old wives tales. Is it bad luck to put a clock on an outside wall, elephants and owls in the house?We  remember how Easter was when we were kids.Pour a cuppa, put your feet up, sit back and relax.Carl and Jenny xFollowing the link in the show notes let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show. https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=759670Join our Patreon gang  Support the showAll music in the show is provided by Epidemic Sounds.https://www.epidemicsound.com/referral/tj3lov/ Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/carlandjenny) Support the show

As well as the usual gripe times and genuine fun banter between Carl and Jenny, Carl talks about the great deal he got at the dentists, after having the wrong tooth taken out!This and more to give you half an hour of laughs.Pour a cuppa, put your feet up, sit back and relax.Carl and Jenny xFollowing the link in the show notes let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show. https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=759670Join our Patreon gang  Support the showAll music in the show is provided by Epidemic Sounds.https://www.epidemicsound.com/referral/tj3lov/ Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/carlandjenny)Support the show

Well, even if you cover the seat on your bike with the latest gel seat covers, it doesn't guarantee a comfortable ride, as Jen finds out this week while out on her fold up mean machine of a bike. This and more to give you half an hour of laughs.Pour a cuppa, put your feet up, sit back and relax.Carl and Jenny xFollowing the link in the show notes let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show. https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=759670Join our Patreon gang  Support the showAll music in the show is provided by Epidemic Sounds.https://www.epidemicsound.com/referral/tj3lov/Support the show

Carl and Jenny Talk About their recent flight back to Greece during the lockdown.The problems getting separated in customs when only one of you has all the docs, and a whinge about all the gadgets Carl carries when travelling! All in the best possible taste :)Pour a cuppa, put your feet up, sit back and relax.Carl and Jenny xFollowing the link in the show notes let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show. https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=759670Join our Patreon gang  Support the showAll music in the show is provided by Epidemic Sounds.https://www.epidemicsound.com/referral/tj3lov/ Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/carlandjenny) Support the show

Carl and Jenny Talk About the recent Valentines Day and what gifts they had!! The changes in the weather and looking forward to getting back to their boat/home.Pour a cuppa, put your feet up, sit back and relax.Carl and Jenny xFollowing the link in the show notes let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show. https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=759670Join our Patreon gang  Support the showAll music in the show is provided by Epidemic Sounds.https://www.epidemicsound.com/referral/tj3lov/ Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/carlandjenny)Support the show

In this episode we discuss the issues with the Covid test time limits for travellers.How period dramas are getting to be like soft porn films, and how old are you before you stop feeling embarrassed watching these type of programs with parents?And with all the corsets on display in these period dramas, Carlipedia this week is why corsets lost favour  in Britain.This and more.Pour a cuppa, put your feet up, sit back and relax.Carl and Jenny xFollowing the link in the show notes let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show. https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=759670Join our Patreon gang  Support the showAll music in the show is provided by Epidemic Sounds.https://www.epidemicsound.com/referral/tj3lov/ Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/carlandjenny) Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/carlandjenny) Support the show

We've been in England for a couple of week and now starting to miss our home on the boat. Funny how small things start to get you down.Did you know what some companies use urine for? There's no wonder smokers teeth are yellow!! Answers revealed in this week's episode. Along with how your loving son can make you wretch!All done in the best possible taste!This and more. Have an hour of fun listening..Carl and Jenny xFollowing the link in the show notes let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show. https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=759670Join our Patreon gang  Support the showAll music in the show is provided by Epidemic Sounds.https://www.epidemicsound.com/referral/tj3lov/ Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/carlandjenny)Support the show

In this episode we talkabout our forthcoming trip back to the UK, the issues with packing, and our concerns over having a probe shoved up our nose.As usual, there's a couple of shi**y connections and our regular gripes about one another.All done in the best possible taste!This and more. Have an hour of fun listening..Carl and Jenny xFollowing the link in the show notes let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show. https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=759670Join our Patreon gang  Support the showAll music in the show is provided by Epidemic Sounds.https://www.epidemicsound.com/referral/tj3lov/Support the show

In this episode we discuss our latest Netflix viewings and suprisingly find a brilliant series that has taken the world by storm and how its made a change to our leisure time.Our Dutch friends try to teach us how to tell the time and Jenny bites off more than she can chew when it comes to toenails!Confession time reveals a story from one of our listeners, who needs to remain anonymous!!Carl gives some info in his Carlipedia section that might make you thinkThis and more. Have half an hour of fun listening..Carl and Jenny xFollowing the link in the show notes let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show. https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=759670Join our Patreon gang  Support the show All music in the show is provided by Epidemic Sounds.https://www.epidemicsound.com/referral/tj3lov/ Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/carlandjenny)Support the show

In this, our Christmas extended episode, we talk about the Christmas past, or at least some of the things we got up to in our younger years.We feature some of your funny Christmas experiences and Jenny thinks she's Nigella Lawson describing how she likes to swallow!! Carl Talks about male bonding and re-lives a night of over indulging.Did your Grandma drink sherry or Advokat? Ours did, and left some for morning!This and more. Have an hour of fun listening.Merry Christmas everyone.Carl and Jenny xFollowing the link in the show notes let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show. https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=759670Join our Patreon gang  Support the show All music in the show is provided by Epidemic Sounds.https://www.epidemicsound.com/referral/tj3lov/ Support the show

Welcome to this week's vodcast. In this episode we talk about the Royal Couple, Harry and Megan and their new podcast, we try talking posh and Carl's annoying habit of sniffing Jen! We also come close to carbon monoxide poisoning!. All this and more in this week's episode! Enjoy.Send us any questions you'd like us to answer or topics you'd like us to cover. We'd also like to hear your silly stories, send them in and we'll be sure to cover them. qVA2kwPL1bnnHGXaelBlSupport the show

In this episode  we talk about, yes you've guessed it, it comes around to toilets yet again. What is it with sailors and toilets, at least this time it's toilet paper!! A few Carlipedia facts, and a couple of gripes from each other. Listen in to have half an hour of fun.Send us any questions you'd like us to answer or topics you'd like us to cover. We'd also like to hear your silly stories, send them in and we'll be sure to cover them. Support the show

In this episode we catch up on some of the new programmes on Netflix and discuss the issues we have with them trying to be to PC.A couple of gripes covered including trips to hairdressers and an annoying habit of Carl's.Join us for half an hour of fun.Send us any questions you'd like us to answer or topics you'd like us to cover. We'd also like to hear your silly stories, send them in and we'll be sure to cover them. Support the show

In this episode Carl mentions his gripe about Jen when clothes shopping. Jen reckons  a leaking tap constitutes an unfinished job? All good fun from this liveaboard yachting couple.Send us any questions you'd like us to answer or topics you'd like us to cover. We'd also like to hear your silly stories, send them in and we'll be sure to cover them. Support the show

In this episode we have the patter of tiny feet! We provide a home for a rescue dog. How much Sh*t can one dog produce? Jen spills the beans on one of her "pet" hates about Carl, and Carlipedia gives you facts about "Daylight Robbery". Support the show

In this episode we talk about cooking on a boat, or at least, Carl cooking on a boat making his one pot wonders. The joy of chicken dinners! How many ways can you cook it?Spill the beans:- Is Jen starting to lose it? Hopefully not. Listen in and have a laugh in your day.Support the show

In this episode we have to get it off our chest. The disgraceful way some people leave the state of a public toilet! The kids of today with their relationships and some of the terminology used by them. Listen in, it's dope! or sick! 120% of the time anyway ;)Support the show

We go to celebrate Burns night in the marina, roll into Carl's birthday celebration and get down and dirty spillin' the beans on each other.Support the show