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In this rambling episode, James and Emma talk about our experience at the first DC United “home away from home” game, then somehow devolve into discussing the Putin Song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk_VszbZa_s), the man who cut himself off from the news (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/10/style/the-man-who-knew-too-little.html) and millennial happiness among other things. Follow us on Twitter @capitallosers, Emma @emmaemcmahon and James @duckytennent. EMAIL US STUFF: capitalloserspod@gmail.com

Do you want to hear about DC area sports? Do you want to hear a couple argue over whether bitcoin is a pyramid scheme? Boy, do we have a podcast for you. We mentioned a Reply All podcast explaining what dropshipping is (https://www.gimletmedia.com/reply-all/117-the-worlds-most-expensive-free-watch#episode-player) Tom Brady is a robot on Colbert (https://www.thecut.com/2018/03/tom-brady-strawberry-stephen-colbert.html) He also told The Cut he’d never eaten a strawberry (https://www.thecut.com/2016/09/tom-brady-spends-his-suspension-napping-and-repping-uggs.html ) Emma (who is wrong about bitcoin) recommended E Street’s Landmark Cinema this week (https://www.landmarktheatres.com/washington-d-c/e-street-cinema) while James (who is right about bitcoin) said Pen Commons is probably the bar you want right now (http://www.penncommonsdc.com/) Follow us on Twitter @capitallosers, Emma @emmaemcmahon and James @duckytennent. EMAIL US STUFF: capitalloserspod@gmail.com

This week we tackle Wizards basketball, Nats spring training highs (https://www.federalbaseball.com/2018/3/1/17066114/washington-nationals-players-reactions-to-camels-at-spring-training) and lows (https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/nationals-send-2017-first-round-pick-home-for-violating-team-rules/) as well as the disappointing, but unsurprising, return of MLS and DC United. The silver lining might come in the form of a Jamaican international striker (https://www.metro.us/sports/source-dc-united-closing-dane-kelly). We come up with a new venture, the Floribama Rednecks FC (TM Capital Losers 2018) and ramble about religion and censorship. Listen in to understand the episode title (https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/sean-hannity-and-kevin-sorbos-let-there-be-light-is-pious-xenophobic-fun-for-the-whole-family) and definitely don’t dox Kirk Cousins (https://twitter.com/KirkCousins8/status/971149458242088960). Follow us on Twitter at: @capitallosers, @emmaemcmahon and @duckytennent Send us an email at: capitalloserspod@gmail.com