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The Can Of Spam Comedy Podcast
67 minutes | Dec 15, 2021
EP 51 | Geraldo Rigging and Product Scramble
Finally debuting our new segment! Kawika and the Nicks get together for yet another episode of madness. They ponder the great questions of Jerry Rigging vs Jimmy Rigging, they engage in a passionate discussion regarding dish drying, and they debut a new segment where they guess a product by its instructions. But beware. There's a bit of a twist. Of course we wrap this episode up with a draft. Todays category is fictional characters you want on your science fair team.
57 minutes | Dec 8, 2021
EP 50 | It‘s A Lot To Process...
This week Nick and Kawika bring on a new guest to the pod. Together the three of them contemplate getting older, plan the first day of a zombie apocalypse, and draft the things you would want if the sun were to burn out. To top it all off, their guest tells one of the wildest poop stories you will ever hear. All that and more on the Can of Spam Podcast.
81 minutes | Dec 1, 2021
EP 49 | Rindless Watermelon and Best Movie Robots
Yet another absurd episode coming to you on this fine Wednesday. Agent Oahu (Nick Kawakami) once again joins the Poopitarian (Nick Willke) and Old Man Lopez (Kawika Lopez). They discuss using butter knives as weapons, normalizing boogers, and wrap up the pod by drafting the best movie robots. Also, theres a poop sorry.
52 minutes | Nov 23, 2021
EP 48 | Reverse Farts and Tipping The Janitor
This week Nick and Kawika are coming at you as a duo, waxing comedic about a whole new set of nonsense. They chat about bathroom emergencies before a date, mull over some pandemic thoughts, and try their best to dish out some wisdom if you're ever faced with a specific social situation.
59 minutes | Nov 18, 2021
EP 47 | Minor Annoyances and Lint In Your Bellybutton
We are back! After a few years of dealing with life, Nick and Kawika return to the pod and are joined by Agent Oahu (Nick Kawakami). On this episode, the guys air some grievances, talk about neglected aspects of personal hygiene, draft foods with undesirable bodily functions, and much more!
61 minutes | Jul 23, 2020
EP 46 | Bipolar Felines And The Amazing Pooudini
Nick and Kawika are back as a duo this week. The two nitwits converse on topics including, dogs vs cats, getting away with public flatulence, and if we could increase our stats like you would in a video game. All that and more nincompoopery only on the Can Of Spam Comedy Podcast.
84 minutes | Jul 15, 2020
EP 45 | It‘s All Pipes and Worst Smells Ever
Can Of Spam is back! With some hectic times in our midst, Nick and Kawika had to take a few weeks off, but fret not! They are back with Agent Oahu for another episode chalked full of nincompoopery and moronic insight. This week, they break down whether or not its acceptable to pee in the shower. In a "this or that" segment, they decide between being 9 feet tall or 4 feet tall. Later they try to figure out why we still fax and use paper, and to wrap it up, the guys draft the worst smells ever. All that and more on another buffoonish episode of Can Of Spam.
85 minutes | Jun 24, 2020
EP 44 | Copy & Paste Button For Real Life and Wild Animal Battle
This week on the Can Of Spam podcast, the Poopitarian has invited his older brother Bruce onto the show to share in the poopocity. They break down essential oils as ignorant men, the brothers share some of their best parenting advice with Old Man Lopez who is expecting his first. Also on the show this week the guys discuss the ramifications of having copy/paste or undo buttons for life. Also on the show, they guys break down the practicality of drinking pee, and to wrap things up, Bruce shares a poop story just before the final showdown draft. This weeks they guys are drafting the biggest baddest animals for an animal battle royal.
48 minutes | Jun 17, 2020
EP 43 ”Nerd Edition” | Alien Conspiracies and Taking A Space Dump
On this special nerd edition of Can Of Spam Nick and Kawika have their South African pal Bret back for some otherworldly discussion. With SpaceX launching the first manned space expedition in years, they casually chat about space exploration, alien conspiracies, other alleged government coverups.
65 minutes | Jun 11, 2020
EP 42 | Trench Butt Crotch and Things That Make You Cringe
The hits just keep on coming. Agent Oahu is back to join the Poopitarian and Old Man Lopez for another hilarious episode. This week they discuss various topics ranging from Crocs footwear to banana eating habits. To wrap it up they have an disorderly draft that will absolutely make you cringe.
7 minutes | Jun 5, 2020
Show Trailer and Highlights
The Can Of Spam podcast is your weekly serving of deep belly laughs. Each talk show style episode is full of hilarious stories, buffoonish games, and whimsical conversation. Often joined by a guest, Nick and Kawika are two nitwits talking about all the thoughts you never what anyone to know you have.
77 minutes | Jun 4, 2020
EP41 | Elephant Trunk Undies and Best Animal Ability
This week we introduce a new guest to the show. Jeff is a friend of the pod who graces us with a few stories this week included one involving a thrilling poopy. Also in this episode, the guys discuss their intriguing underwear preferences and they close the show out with a draft of the best animal abilities. All that and more on Can Of Spam.
65 minutes | May 28, 2020
EP 40 | Feral Cat Man and Worst Household Chores
Our South African pal Bret is back this week to grace everyone with his sexy foreign accent. Together with Nick and Kawika, they discuss stray animals, talk about getting older, and attempt to navigate social situations. To wrap things up, they put together their list of worst household chores in a draft I’m sure you’ll relate to. All that and more, here on Can Of Spam.
39 minutes | May 21, 2020
EP 39b (Part 2/2)| Nasal Fossils and Best Jingles Of All Time
In the second half of episode 39, Nick, Nick and Kawika dive into their nose picking habits and what is considered acceptable. To summarize, Kawika has problems. To wrap it up, we have an awesome draft for you all. The guys scan their memory banks for their favorite jingles of all time. All that and more on another laughter filled episode of Can Of Spam.
56 minutes | May 14, 2020
EP 39a (Part 1/2) | When Your Host Attacks
In part one of this special two part episode, we have Agent Oahu back in the house to join The Poopitarian and Old Man Lopez. Together they wax comedic about some of the current events taking place around the nation and the world.
79 minutes | May 8, 2020
EP 38 | Building Furniture and Destroying Relationships
Nick and Kawika are back at it. In what they’d consider an every day conversation, the guys breakdown a few current events and culture topics. Some of those include building furniture, unemployment, wearing shoes in the house, and trying to be productive. All that and more here on the Can Of Spam Podcast.
76 minutes | Apr 16, 2020
EP 37 | Hygiene Advice From Your Plumber
As we all continue to obey the stay-at-home orders, Old Man Lopez, The Poopitarian, and Agent Oahu remote in from their respective dwellings to bring you another episode of buffoonish gab. We kick things off with a quick game of "Would You Rather" which examines the importance of hygiene vs entertainment. Then the guys cross-examine one another in regards to their bathing habits. Later, after discussing the contact tracing system being created by Apple and Google, they wrap things up with a good old draft that’s intended to stroke your ego.
62 minutes | Apr 9, 2020
EP 36 | Potato Boss Lady and Girthy Music
The guys are joined again by Agent Oahu. Connecting remotely, they quickly discuss their current situations before breaking down the the infamous zoom meeting with Mrs. Potato Head boss lady. Finally they wrap things up with a fun game of desert island and they draft the most iconic cars of all time.
38 minutes | Apr 2, 2020
EP 35 | COVID-19 Update and Keeping Dem Muscles Big
While obeying social distancing practices, Nick and Kawika have finally coordinated to record Can Of Spam remotely from each of their homes. In this update episode, we find out a shocking reality and how it is being dealt with. Also, to lighten things up a bit, they discuss the social ramifications of what it must be like to be a male lady bug.
29 minutes | Mar 25, 2020
EP 34 | What Flavor Is Your Fridge?
In the mythical times before social distancing, The Poopitarian and Old Man Lopez came together in a secret meeting to discuss matters of the upmost importance. Listen in to their conversation about the gag reflex and flavors of your refrigerator.
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