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It's the holiday season and we're digging into some festive topics. Matteo asks why Santa Claus is so sexually alluring, Aj brings some liquid history to the table, and Alex invites a parasitic plant to the party! All the tidings for a happy holiday. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

If you're interested ina thanksgiving and all that comes with it then this one's for you. We talk about a fully liquid thanksgiving and if that's not quite your style we Dew add a little extra solids to the mix. We also analyze the headspace of our newly apparated relatives who have odd eating habits. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

Have you ever read a great piece of fiction and thought deeply about its characters, themes and other integral parts of its story? Have you ever decided to comb through fanfic to find a piece that is just absolutely perfect for doing so? Well we haven't but we made an attempt anyway --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

Unfortunately Matteo has been drafted into the skeleton army and couldn't make this episode. It's unfortunate he would have love learning about crow funerals and where Jack o' Lanterns came from. Which is what we discuss today. We learn bird names are fake and it's surprisingly easy to fool the Devil. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

Have you ever wondered how holy Pokemon is? or how it relates in any way, shape or form to the church, well you're in luck. We discuss the Vatican vouching for Pokemon as a friendly game and not Satan as well as other pope and pokemon inspire topics. Now is the time to pick your favorite pokemon and challenge the pope for his position. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

Alex and AJ Decided after many years to rewatch Digimon adventure, after doing so decided they should talk about it and watched the first arc again. We critique, discuss, and generally be confused by what we all know as the digital world. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

Do you believe in magic? If so, do you believe that using balloons to fly over a desert is magic? David Blaine certainly does and we're here to discuss his most recent "trick" along with some other famous magicians and what they're doing in their free time, or their plans to make celestial bodies dissapear. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

Do you like looking into the mirror and crying because of how ugly you are? You might be a squonk, hop on the bus to nowhere to you can be sad and just sit on a bus for several years while everyone around you does the same thing. You could also take a trip to some stairs of an unknown location and find your way to the 2005 gallery in Philadelphia, have fun! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

CIWYW stands for Call It What You Want, but today we explore some other less guessable acronyms and make some adjustments to those old lame outdated ones. Also,  who would you choose, and why is it the 10,000 rats all named George Foreman that you have an emotional connection to? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

 A new gourmet pizza restaurant popped up overnight during quarantine, and it just happened to be in the same places as a popular children's arcade-style restaurant.  The Nation learned of a new-ish way to gauge natural disaster and it all revolves around waffles. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

While the country was locked down for a month, some wild things happened that you might not have heard about. We're catching you up on some of the weirder stories that happened while we were all staying inside. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

New things are in store for the future of CIWYW so look forward to better produced(hopefully) and more interesting (also hopefully) content. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

The Long awaited finale to our fantasy fight bracket is finally here. The Jonas Brothers and their magical, musical incantations take on Jack Skellington and his new sentient goo friend. An extensive list of powers is supposed to be put on display and we learn about Jack's past and the Jonas Brothers' future. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

Bringing the semi-finals to a close, The all mighty Jonas Brothers take on the power absorbing warlock, Mr. Six. Truly a battle of Gods can only be one thing, a battle the winner of whom goes on to fight Jack Skellington in the finals. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

The first match of round three is Tony the Tiger and Jack Skellington. Both are extremely formidable beings and we delve into why they are as strong as they are in this episode, the first match takes a bit longer than expected so the boys at the FFF are going to have to be stuck in their studio a bit longer. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

The boys are finally back to continue the May Madness bracket. Einstein and Tony the tiger find themselves facing off at school, Jack skellington needs to overcome his instability in order to fight Dr Phil, Mr. Six must find a way to even battle Sunny D, and The Jonas Brothers are up against a powerful horse sized duck. Heavy hitter start to make their way onwards and the rest are left in the dust. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

We've returned once again, this time with an exciting hour long bit! The event you never asked for and were extremely confused by when we asked for your input. Thats right its the first round of our Fantasy Fight Bracket! We return to some of our greatest competitors and have them dish it out in a 1-on-1 sort of fight. The Clean Paladin faces the Kaiju of a Duck in a truly fantasy battle, Einstein has stolen the Krispy Code and the Rice Krispy boys want it back, Tony The tiger decides that being a dad sometimes means making hard decisions when he sees the monstrous Pillsbury Dough Boy, Mimes attempt to contain the power packed taste of the sun, and jack skellington and Doodlebob attempt to out-celever one another. Only 5 will continue to the second round where some of our most powerful fighters await! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

We're asking the tough questions, like what food would be most digestible in smoothie form? And will the Olive Garden let you bring your own blender in?  We struggle to name even four actors for our Mario Brothers Movie recasting. Luckily we're here to educate you on the many species of Jackhammers and the struggles they're facing.  Bet ya didn't know there's a candy desk hiding somewhere in the U.S. Government. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

We're back again and we're pivoting to everything Barrel themed. It's the biggest barrel event of the year, Barrel Jamboree! Another game of The Onion/Not the Onion. If you think a hotdog is a sandwich you're wrong, if you think a hotdog isn't a sandwich well you'd be wrong too. The Cube Rule explains all your food categories. John Travolta owns the moon? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support

Meeting culture has run amok. Our hi-jinks in the workplace, and fixing a resume. Planters got rid of their fully grown Peanut, and we're making up ad campaigns for other products. What are some Teen Jobs? Because we're looking for work. Fantasy FIght: Paul Blart Mall Cop must find and capture the magical Six Flags Dancing Man. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/call-it-what-you-want/support