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Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. This week we're watching the 2008 romantic comedy, 27 Dresses. Anyone with eyes can see Jane is in love with George. Her sister Tess ends up engaged to George and we find out no one knows how to communicate. Jane sucks, Tess sucks, Kevin sucks, George sucks. Everyone sucks except Judy Greer. Let's open up our copy of the New York Journal, crank up some Elton John, and read Malcom Doyles newest commitment piece. Oh, and don't eat the peanuts at the bar.

This week we skip school and go to the big apple with Mary-Kate and Ashely. Mary-Kate is skipping school to hock her EP at the Simple Plan video shoot. Ashley has a very important speech to give. Eugene Levy is obsessed with Mary-Kate's attendance. Everything is ruined when not Louie Anderson starts harassing the twins for the chip he needs to make bootleg Simple Plan albums. This is an action packed movie only a pre teen could love!

It's not easy being green... This week our special guest Matt takes us to Manhattan where we meet up the muppets! They're a little down on their luck trying to get their Broadway show off the ground. We find out Kermit is in a love triangle with Jenny and Miss Piggy, which may or may not end with a sister wives situation. Miss Piggy has the same size foot as a full grown man and  the rats are just useless. Light up your limited edition Kermit cigarettes and pour yourself a Kermy's Spermy. Gee, it's good to be together again.

We killed the teen dream, deal with it. This week we're watching the 1999 teen comedy/thriller Jawbreaker. We reminisce about the time Erica got pranked into thinking she's being murdered. We also spend a lot of time trying to find the perfect Fern Mayo outfit. Find yourself a Marilyn Manson lookalike and a jawbreaker to suck on. Oh, and don't be tardy.

The girls went on a bender last week.. but they're back! This week we're watching the 2005 teen drama, The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants. There's a lot to unpack here. Lena goes to Greece, gets picked up at the airport by donkeys, and has the hottest summer fling that we're jealous of. Tibby has a stupid nickname, and befriends a little girl who is super annoying but is dying of cancer so we'll give her a pass. Carmen goes to South Carolina and finds out her dad is more of an asshole than she thought. Then there's Bridget.. She's just too much. Oh, and there just so happens to be a pair of pants that fits them all. So pour yourself a gin and lemonade, put your traveling pants on, and get ready for the summer that changes everything.

Schools back in session! After a week off, we decide to get back into the swing of things with School Of Rock. We give our opinion on turtlenecks, wonder how a class can rock all day and no one knows, and reveal the truth of Area 61. It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll.

Grab your zip off cargo pants and throw some sun in on those curly locks, this week we’re watching from Justin to Kelly! Join us as we once again venture to the sunshine state, only this time we’re heading to spring break in Fort Lauderdale! We grab our VIP wristbands and head down to the whipped cream bikini contest on the beach, then after a few tropical cocktails we struggle to remember whether or not Texas is landlocked. Everyone is looking for love but almost no romantic chemistry is to be had, but hey, I guess that’s why they call it a spring fling, so lose all your fashion sense and clip your Nokia to your belt because it’s time to party like it’s 2003, at this party all day, dance all night rager!    Follow us on Instagram @bwspodcast and on Twitter @bwspodcast1

This week we're joined by Sonny Vega of Always Sonny Podcast! He introduces us to his favorite movie, 1998's Can't Hardly Wait. We notice all the Buffy crossovers, talk about Erica's favorite celebrity Shania Twanis, and flex our teen comedy knowledge. So head on over to our house party! It's going to be the night of your life. We want to thank Sonny again for helping us with this episode! Please check out Always Sonny Podcast. You can follow us on Instagram @bwspodcast and on Twitter @bwspodcast1

Shallow Hal wants a gal! This week we get brainwashed by Tony Robbins and watch Jack Black fall in love with Gwyneth Paltrow. Before that, we plan our undercover mission to create the elusive Big Mac pie.Put on your Gwen's only jacket, grab yourself a giant slice of cake, and get your phone out because we're going to google how tall everyone in the movie is.   Follow us on Instagram @bwspodcast and on Twitter @bwspodcast1

Today is the perfect date. It's the date we watch Miss Congeniality! We go undercover with FBI agent Gracie (Lou) Hart (Freebush) to the Miss United State pageant and try to discover who wants to blow it up. Put your satan panties on, line up your tube shots, and let us tell you how a Big Mac pie is made. It's not what you think. Follow us on Instagram @bwspodcast and on Twitter @bwspodcast1

Send the kids back to daddy day care, cause this episode rated R. This week we watch Long Island's very own Lindsay Lohan in the 2007 thriller I Know Who Killed Me. Everyone looks like a murderer and nothing makes sense. What does the blue mean? And why is Lindsay Lohan always bleeding? Try to follow along and don't miss your shift at the strip club. You know what they say: Do a strip, get a murder.  Special thanks to Matt and Jess for suggesting this movie!

Who's your daddy? This week we watch the movie we referenced way back when. It's Daddy Day Care. Eddie Murphy loses his job and can't send his smart son to cult day care. Instead he enlists daddy #2 to start their own child care business. Steve Zahn is there to fulfill his role as friend of daddy and we get a special performance from Cheap Trick! Drop the kids off and pour yourself a bowl of Veggio's. It's time to watch daddy.

This week we head to the sunshine state and hang out with JoJo and Emma Roberts. While there we meet a mermaid who can apparently grant wishes. We also meet Raymond who is way too old to be flirting with high school girls. So let's read Seventeen magazine, kill some starfish for jewelry, and get ready for the last splash!

Do you wish you were in Italy? We sure do. This week we finally graduate from middle school and travel with our friends Lizzie and Gordo to Rome. Lizzie falls in love with an Italian pop star, Gordo gets friendzoned, and Paolo sings to Isabella. This is what dreams are made of!   Follow us on Instagram @bwspodcast and Twitter @bwspodcast1

2020 is coming to a close. To forget how awful this year was, let's travel back to 2012 and celebrate with every celebrity you can think of! So much happens in this one day it'll make your head spin. Jon Bon Jensen (Jovi) is sexy, Michelle Pfeiffer is not, and Rory kisses Trish on the lips. And watch out below, Katherine Heigl is throwing herself over the balcony! Make a wish at midnight and see you in 2021.   Follow us on Instagram @bwspodcast and Twitter @bwspodcast1

Merry Christmas! In honor of the holiday, we watch the 1974 film Black Christmas. We're leaving campus for the holidays, but not before someone gets murdered. Peter is ruining our lives, and Mrs. Mac is running out of places to hide her scotch. But don’t be afraid, undercover professor will protect you.

It's Turbo Time! This week we say bon voyage to our friend Kev and watch one of his favorite Christmas movies, Jingle All The Way. Just like us, Arnie is all about business. But being all about business comes at a cost. If he wants to be dad of the year, he's gotta beat up Sinbad, save his lovely wife from the forever horny Phil Hartman, and obtain the greatest toy of all time. Will he be able to do it? Stay tuned and find out!

Having a rough holiday? Call Steve Martin. This week we're watching Mixed Nuts. We have a lot to discuss like who is The Seaside Stranger to how sexy are Liev Schreiber's hands. Steve Martin is clueless, Madeline Kahn is sassy, and Rita Wilson is there. Its a Christmas to remember! Grab your can of mixed nuts and watch out for the vengeful rollerbladers.

It's the most wonderful time of the year! We're starting off the holiday season with Disney's 1994 classic, The Santa Clause. Tim Allen kills Santa and proves he is the worst man to take his place. So let's take a trip in Scott Calvin's sleigh to Denny's and order a cup of Judy's famous hot chocolate. Then later, we'll enjoy a little nightcap with 1-800-SPANK-ME. Sim sim salabim!

Thanksgiving is all about family, and this family is a little wacky. We're hopping in the Beamer and heading to New Jersey to see the Judge. Eldona is cookin up some hot dogs and pouring some hot Hawaiian Punch. If you don't finish your meal, you ride Mr. Bonestripper. So sit back, relax, and try not to throw up.