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We're back! This week, Katie and Chris watch...well, basically just softcore porn. We're doing a blind commentary to the 2001 direct to video b-movie, Battle Queen 2020. It stars Julie Strain, Julie Strain's breasts, a murder of Canadians, and (weirdly) a few child actors for some reason. Watch along with us! This Skinemax fiasco is clearly NSFW, but as you're probably working from home- fuck it! This one's on Amazon...boy is it ever. Shoot us a message! b.trothed@gmail.com Follow us! @btrothed on twitter @btrothedpod on instagram

Katie and Chris countdown their Top 5 most wanted genre movie props. What are your holy grail collector's pieces? Holler at us and let us know! Shoot us a message! b.trothed@gmail.com Follow us! @btrothed on twitter @btrothedpod on instagram

Have you ever...fuck it, this movie is great. Watch it, then listen. Seriously, why aren't you watching it yet? RANDY EFFING QUAID is in this?! He's brilliant in it. It's directed by Bob Balaban, who played Ilana Glazer's dad on Broad City...what more do you need? Ok, fine, there's an Academy Award winning actor- Sandy Dennis - and a brilliant performance from Mary Beth Hurt. Need more? STILL? Gratuitous close ups of meat? Too far? Watch it anyway. If you don't you'll be sorry! I mean, JUST WAIT TIL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME!!! This one's on Amazon, Tubi, and other places you can find it. It's worth it. Shoot us a message! b.trothed@gmail.com Follow us! @btrothed on twitter @btrothedpod on instagram

A small child walks alone through a video rental store in the early to mid 1990's. Passing the bright orange cassettes of Nickelodeon and the puffy clam shells full of Disney princesses they venture into forbidden territory. It is the stuff of nightmares, the stale cardboard stained with images of blood and gore. They've reached the horror section and some things you can't un-see. Katie and Chris countdown their TOP 5 VHS covers that scared the shit out of them as kids. Join us as we dive into more kinder-trauma and follow along on our instagram @btrothedpod! Shoot us a message! b.trothed@gmail.com Follow us! @btrothed on twitter @btrothedpod on instagram

Remember when you were a kid and you built over engineered traps for monsters that lived under you bed until that one time you caught one and mercilessly tortured it to the verge of death before befriending it and going to your bully's house to pee in his apple juice? Well, we do too! This time you can join us while we watch the 1989 "Family-ish" classic, Little Monsters! So grab your flashlight cannons, make yourself a peanut butter and onion sandwich, and strap on your over the shoulder boulder holder because you're going to experience this fucked up kids movie right along with us! This one's everywhere you stream but we watched on Netflix! Shoot us a message! b.trothed@gmail.com Follow us! @btrothed on twitter @btrothedpod on instagram

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, we bring you this week's mini episode about a seminal piece of kinder trauma. The first (of many I'm sure) B-Bites on an episode of the 90's Nickelodeon (or YTV, if ya nasty) classic, Are You Afraid of the Dark?. This one features some of the most iconic Nosferatu imagery most people in their 30's remember, classic Canadian community theater acting, and the inimitable Dr. Vink! Join us, if you dare. The Tale of the Midnight Madness is on amazon legally and many other places illegally but we would never tell you to look it up on YouTube. Shoot us a message! b.trothed@gmail.com Follow us! @btrothed on twitter @btrothedpod on instagram

At a time when women were women, men aged prematurely, and the moon was inhabited by a race of underground alien women who all look like Debi Mazar, there was Cat-Women of The Moon! Katie and Chris take you to a far off place where all the women dress in cat suits and live in a society bereft of the feeble yet fertile partiarchy. Can they seduce their way back to earth and breed? Will the leading men put aside their romantic pissing contest in order to save human kind? Will there be MOON SPIDERS?! These questions and so much...other questions...will be answered? This one's on YouTube and Amazon (Public domain, baby!) Shoot us a message! b.trothed@gmail.com Follow us! @btrothed on twitter @btrothedpod on instagram

On the first B-Trothed Bites mini episode, we kick things off with a round of Reboot/Recast! Katie and Chris share their fantasy cast list and pitch each other their takes for a Brain Damage reboot. Shoot us a message! b.trothed@gmail.com Follow us! @btrothed on twitter @btrothedpod on instagram

Ever been tripping on fresh squeezed brain juice from your symbiote and been inadvertently forced to listen to your brother have sex with your girlfriend? Well, have we got a flick for you! This time Katie and Chris get gloopy and gross with Frank Henenlotter's 1988 post-exploitation classic, Brain Damage! Grab your parasitic penis worm and squeeze it for all it's worth cause this one's a ride and a half! Blame it on the juice! This one's streaming on Shudder and Amazon! Shoot us a message! b.trothed@gmail.com Follow us! @btrothed on twitter @btrothedpod on instagram

What happens when a feminist writer/activist writes a parody of slasher movies in which a deranged male killer stalks and hunts down young women only to penetrate them with his comically large drill bit/penis analogue? Then, THAT movie gets changed into a serious horror film without regard for altering the heavy handed symbolism that would otherwise be played ironically? (We know, it's a question that has plagued generations.) The answer is, The Slumber Party Massacre...also it's subsequent sequels and spin offs. Katie and Chris are here to guide you through it and explain to you all the symbolism that you probably didn't need to have explained because you're not a 10 year old. This one's streaming on Amazon! Shoot us a message! b.trothed@gmail.com Follow us! @btrothed on twitter @btrothedpod on instagram

Do you want your MTV? Do you swing? You need a road beer? What're your thoughts on a gloopy Jacuzz? What the shit are we talking about? Katie and Chris will guide you through this slimy ball of 1986 Charles Band cheese known as, TERRORVISION! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get horny then immediately whatever the opposite of horny is. It's free on Youtube and the streaming quality is strong to quite strong. Shoot us a message! b.trothed@gmail.com Follow us! @btrothed on twitter @btrothedpod on instagram

HOLY HELL! A REALLY GOOD ONE! This time, Katie and Chris dive into the 2002 Neil Marshall (The Descent, Game of Thrones) classic, Dog Soldiers. If you wrapped every great werewolf movie up in a box with the first act of Predator, shoved it into the back of a Mini Cooper, then picked up Sam Raimi and drove to Jerry Bruckheimer's house...you would get this movie. Trust us, that's a good thing! This one's available pretty much everywhere: Amazon Prime, Shudder, YouTube, and many more. Shoot us a message! b.trothed@gmail.com Follow us! @btrothed on twitter @btrothedpod on instagram

Katie and Chris dive into the seedy, sleazy, naked and violent world of "Women in Prisons" films with 1974's Caged Heat. Written and Directed by Jonathan Demme (Silence of the Lambs, Philadelphia), and released by Roger Corman, this movie proves that as a filmmaker- you gotta start somewhere. Enjoy a cast of characters you'll have trouble differentiating between and Barbara Steele (Black Sunday, The Pit and The Pendulum) doing the best she can with what she's been given. Join us for a film that doesn't really understand what it is while filling the rare niche of "movies that could feel shorter if they were 10 minutes longer." This one's streaming on Amazon Prime. Shoot us a message! b.trothed@gmail.com Follow us! @btrothed on twitter @btrothedpod on instagram

Sometimes a gem comes along and leaves you wanting more, in this case you need more because they didn't finish filming all of it. Katie and Chris tackle the 1986 (could've been a classic had they finished filming the entire script) film, Neon Maniacs. You'll be thoroughly confused by a film where 12 or 13 (it's unclear) Monsters show up for some reason to kill some people who don't seem to have any connection to this film outside of happenstance- in San Francisco! It's chock full of gratuitous shots of the Golden Gate Bridge, one whole pair of breasts, a bevvy of clearly unlicensed movie memorabilia, and three protagonists- one of which who's sort of doing their job well...we think. Join us won't you? This one's streaming on Amazon Prime. It's short. This episode isn't. Shoot us a message! b.trothed@gmail.com Follow us! @btrothed on twitter @btrothedpod on instagram

Katie and Chris dive into the glorious 1993 clusterfuck known as Tammy and The T-Rex, aka Tanny and The T-Rex, aaka Tammy and The Teenage T-Rex. Baby Paul Walker(RIP Brian Earl Spillner/O' Connor), Denise Richards, and a borrowed animatronic dinosaur star in the classic boy meets girl/boy gets mauled by a tiger/boy has brain transplanted into a dinosaur/ boy-o-saur kills his enemies and gets the girl...tale. Shoot us a message! b.trothed@gmail.com Follow us! @btrothed on twitter @btrothedpod on instagram