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This week, the bros announce they are taking a break. But rest assured, we will return with clear eyes and full jars!

Prepare to digress in part two of our Grey Knights discussion!  Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/647633449939795968/welcome-to-the-magic-kingdom-our-continuing 00:00 Opening Theme 00:39 Hefty Blades of Grey 58:30 Outro MUSIC 00:00 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 24:40 Mick Gordon - At Doom's Gate [DOOM] 35:00 Yuka Kitamura - Pontiff Sulyvahn [Dark Souls III] 42:19 Junichi Masuda - Battle (Wild Pokémon) [Pokémon RBY] 42:46 Junichi Masuda - Victory (Wild Pokémon) [Pokémon RBY] 58:12 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

In this week's episode, we connect the dots and uncover the truth about the mysterious Chapter of daemonhunting Mary Sues known as the Grey Knights. Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/646999165930520576/this-february-true-love-takes-a-dive  00:00 Opening Sketch/Theme 06:40 Grey's Aknightomy 57:02 Outro MUSIC 01:15 Jim Latham - Men in Black: The Series Theme 02:05 Ron Wasserman - Bulk and Skull Theme [Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers] 03:12 Doyle W. Donehoo - Angels of Death [Dawn of War III] 06:16 Justice - Stress 06:16 Death Grips - Inanimate Sensation 06:19 Will Smith - Men in Black 10:05 Powerglove - Power Rangers Theme 11:50 LCD Soundsystem - North American Scum 12:30 Kelly Bailey - Military Precision [Half-Life] 23:46 Yuki Hayashi - You Say Run [My Hero Academia] 31:49 Susumu Hirasawa - Theme of Guts [Berserk] 38:45 HammerFall - Hearts on Fire 50:33 Primus, Trey Parker - South Park Theme (Tegridy Farms Remix) 56:40 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

Do you think love can bloom even in a Gellar Field?  Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/646368842201890816/jokaero-kong-is-here-so-were-finally-back 00:00:00 Opening Theme 00:00:39 Skeeting With the Alien 01:02:45 Outro MUSIC 00:00:00 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 00:28:47 B*n Sh*piro - Game of Thrones Theme (Cover) 00:37:20 Joe Satriani - Crowd Chant 00:51:17 Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) 01:02:19 Grant Kirkhope & George Andreas - DK Rap (Instrumental) [Donkey Kong 64]

This week, we ask the age old question: what is the Inquisition? And what are they doing in my house? And what's that thing they're pointing at me?  Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/645730778544766976/always-watching-above-are-the-images 00:00:00 Opening Sketch 00:06:51 Opening Theme 00:07:29 God-Emperor and the State 01:04:05 Outro MUSIC 00:01:03 Christopher Lee - Massacre of the Saxons 00:01:46 Choir and Orchestra of Bolshoi Theatre, conducted by G. Rozhdestvensky, composed by Pierre Degeyter - The Internationale 00:01:54 Paul Leonard-Morgan - Death Comes For All [Dawn of War III] 00:02:53 Cypress Hill - Hits from the Bong 00:04:03 Ron Wasserman - Bulk and Skull Theme [Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers] 00:05:15 Masato Nakamura - Green Hill Zone [Sonic the Hedgehog] 00:05:37 Masato Nakamura - Game Over [Sonic the Hedgehog] 00:06:02 Jim Crew - Saltatio Damnatibus [Chaos Gate] 00:06:43 Jim Crew - Ominōsu [Chaos Gate] 00:06:51 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 00:09:27 Dan Salvato - Doki Doki Literature Club! Theme 00:12:01 Moby - James Bond Theme (Remix) 00:22:30 Zeeslow - The X-Files Theme (Trap Remix) 00:23:42 DJ Dado - Twin Peaks Theme (Remix) 00:36:23 Eedion - The Shire (Remix) 00:44:11 Maklibek - Metal Gear Solid (Remix Medley) 00:47:29 Electric Wizard - I, The Witchfinder 01:03:25 Shoko Nakagawa - Sorairo Days 01:03:47 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

Happy International Women’s Day! The Bros would like to remind our listeners that fanatical devotion to a patriarchal God-Emperor has no gender. SLAY CANONESS!!! Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/645100395083988992/slay-queen-now-that-were-done-covering-the 00:00 Jeff and Andrew's Halo Corner 02:54 Opening Theme 03:33 Celes-Teen Spirit 48:28 Outro   MUSIC 00:05 Joel Corelitz - Through the Trees [Halo Infinite] 01:37 Martin O'Donnell & Michael Salvatori - Final [Halo 3: ODST] 02:54 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 13:00 Sisters of Mercy - Temple of Love 23:12 Rob Zombie - Dragula 37:20 Claris - Connect [Puella Magi Madoka Magica] 42:23 Matthew Harwood - Till Death Do You Part [Castle Crashers] 43:50 Lee Jackson - Grabbag [Duke Nukem 3D] 48:05 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

This week, we catch up with our high school goth GFs turned religious war criminals the Sisters of Battle. Respect the God-Emperor or prepare for COMBAT! Lonnie guest stars as the burninating Battle Sister Valeria! You might already know them as the artist who did our show portrait and logo. Give 'em a follow on Instagram @ilanablady and Twitter @lonnieblady. Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/644466205522034688/listen-here-jack-behold-the-supplemental 00:00:00 Opening Sketch 00:02:23 Opening Theme 00:03:01 In the Name of the God-Emperor, I'll Punish You! 01:03:52 Outro MUSIC 00:00:00 Jeremy Soule - Chant [Dawn of War] 00:00:51 Fief - Medieval Breeze 00:01:31 Mike Morasky (feat. Valve Studio Orchestra) - Dreams of Cruelty [Team Fortress 2] 00:02:17 Mike Morasky (feat. Valve Studio Orchestra) - Team Fortress 2 [Team Fortress 2] 00:02:23 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 00:26:15 Slayer - Raining Blood 00:38:43 Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want to Have Fun 00:51:27 J.S. Bach, performed by Jonathan Scott - Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring 01:01:05 Lee Jackson - Grabbag [Duke Nukem 3D] 01:03:30 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

In part two of our in-depth Mechanicus coverage we normalize dad bods, get sloshed with our favorite Scotswoman, and mourn the loss of Jeb!'s lucky sword.  Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/643832873072361472/please-clap-behold-the-images-referenced-above 00:00:00 The Sam and Jeff Metal Hour 00:01:26 Opening Theme 00:02:09 Some Folks Call It a Changsword 01:59:44 Outro MUSIC 00:00:04 Teitanblood - Anteinfierno 00:00:45 Nachtmystium - Ghosts of Grace 00:01:26 Nazgûl - Elficidium 00:20:39 Junichi Masuda - Pallet Town [Pokémon Red/Blue] 00:59:20 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

This week, we don our little red riding hoods and party with the cybernetic Martian dubstep priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus.  Link to all the images we reference: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/643197835027890176/praise-the-omnissiah-above-are-all-the-images 00:00:00 Opening Sketch 00:05:05 Opening Theme 00:05:44 Cawl of Duty: Modem Warfare 01:14:45 Outro MUSIC 00:00:00 Might & Magic III: Isles of Terra [SNES] - Daytime 00:00:45 John Williams - Prologue [Wizard Movie for Babies] 00:01:15 Ron Wasserman - Bulk and Skull Theme [Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers] 00:04:43 Might & Magic III: Isles of Terra [SNES] - Tavern 00:02:37 Might & Magic III: Isles of Terra [SNES] - Inn 00:03:39 Skrillex - First of the Year (Equinox) 00:04:16 Guillaume David - Children of the Omnissiah [Mechanicus] 00:05:00 Justice - Stress 00:05:00 Death Grips - Inanimate Sensation 00:05:05 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 00:43:18 Metallica - Ride the Lightning 00:44:40 Godflesh - Shut Me Down 00:49:28 Guillaume David - Noosphere [Mechanicus] 01:14:24 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

Oh boy, it's the second part of our first guest episode! With our bladders emptied, we are finally free to fill our hearts and minds with sweet, sweet Imperial Guard lore. We even crack open The Imperial Infantryman's Handbook and read some of that Real Official Shit. Link to the video we threw on in the background: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ljy0-Tcvw 00:00 Happy Birthday, Inquisitor Syphilax 02:18 Opening Theme 02:56 Everyone Fights, No One Cums (feat. Anderson) 52:12 Outro MUSIC 00:00 Jim Crew - Saltatio Damnatibus [Chaos Gate] 01:37 Bear McCreary - Carl 02:12 Jim Crew - Ominōsu [Chaos Gate] 02:18 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 51:51 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

Oh boy, it's our first guest episode! Please welcome our good buddy and voice of Inquisitor Syphilax, Anderson! Join us as we cover a broad range of topics, from Rareware furrydom to the Battle of Dien Bien Phu. We even manage to touch on the Imperial Guard! This episode also marks the debut of our friend and future guest Simon as the voice of the imposing Commissar Bags. 00:00:00 Opening Sketch 00:02:54 Opening Theme 00:03:31 They Blew Up Space Ireland (feat. Anderson) 01:04:25 Outro MUSIC 00:00:00 Glenn Stafford, Derek Duke, Neal Acree & Russell Brower - Zerus Ambient [StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm] 00:00:00 Michael Ghelfi - Ground Battle Sci-Fi ASMR Ambience 1 Hour 00:00:41 Inon Zur - Imperial Guard Theme [Dawn of War - Winter Assault] 00:01:11 Dark Fantasy Studio - Training Day 00:02:13 Dark Fantasy Studio - Born of a Hero 00:02:54 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 01:04:00 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

Continuing off of last week's episode, we get even more intimate with the Tyranids and definitely don't go wildly off topic. You can see the pics we reference here: https://www.facebook.com/BrosOnceLoyal/posts/165803228652129 00:00:00 Opening Theme 00:00:39 Swarmlord Deathvore Mpreg ASMR 18+ 01:09:45 Outro MUSIC 00:00:00 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 00:32:46 Frozen Soul - Faceless Enemy 00:37:08 Dominus Nox - Emperor's Children 00:52:53 Wiz Khalifa - Black and Yellow 01:09:25 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

In this week's episode, we talk about an invading force of mindless drones, coordinated by a malevolent intelligence that wants only to destroy everything we hold dear! We also talk about the Tyranids. You can see the pics we reference here: https://www.facebook.com/BrosOnceLoyal/posts/161617709070681 00:00:00 Opening Sketch 00:04:57 Opening Theme 00:05:35 Stop the Genesteal 01:02:45 Outro MUSIC 00:00:00 Michael McCann - LIMB Clinic [Deus Ex: Human Revolution] 00:02:05 Duane Decker - Sawu Long Ambience [Rise of Nations] 00:02:50 Glenn Stafford, Derek Duke, Neal Acree & Russell Brower - Zerus Ambient [StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm] 00:02:50 Michael Ghelfi - Ground Battle Sci-Fi ASMR Ambience 1 Hour 00:03:25 Ji Pyeong Kwon - Sad Romance (a.k.a Sad Violin) 00:04:50 Jason Graves - Welcome Aboard the U.S.G Ishimura [Dead Space] 00:04:57 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 01:02:23 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

This week we take a closer look at everyone's favorite aesthetically confused ship dwellers the Craftworld Eldar. You can see the pics we reference here: https://www.facebook.com/BrosOnceLoyal/posts/157173446181774 00:00:00 Opening Sketch 00:05:18 Opening Theme 00:05:57 My Cousin NIMBY 01:08:04 Outro MUSIC 00:00:00 Kenny Fong - Late Night Show (Remastered) 00:01:15 Craig Riley - Game Show Tv Theme Music 00:02:33 Dark Fantasy Studio - Dead Roses 00:04:34 Michael McCann - LIMB Clinic [Deus Ex: Human Revolution] 00:04:58 Duane Decker - Sawu Long Ambience [Rise of Nations] 00:05:18 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 00:45:33 Joe Satriani - Surfing With the Alien 01:01:58 Pen Pals - Tell Me Why 01:07:45 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

Happy New Year! With how painful 2020 was, it's only fitting that we start 2021 off on a lighter note. So join us as we learn more about everyone's favorite genocidal torture cult the Dark Eldar! 00:00:00 Opening Sketch 00:09:38 Opening Theme 00:09:24 Spring Break Forever 01:43:42 Outro MUSIC 00:00:00 Jim Crew - Saltatio Damnatibus [Chaos Gate] 00:00:53 Doyle W. Donehoo - Blasphemer's March [Dawn of War II Chaos Rising] 00:03:32 Doyle W. Donehoo - Pit of Maledictus [Dawn of War II] 00:03:56 Justice - Stress 00:04:27 Doyle W. Donehoo - The Judgement of Carrion [Dawn of War II: Chaos Rising] 00:05:21 Inon Zur - Pain Is Our Drug [Dawn of War] 00:07:54 Dark Fantasy Studio - Dead Roses 00:08:31 Jim Crew - Ominōsu [Chaos Gate] 00:09:00 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 00:34:45 GG Allin - Drink, Fight and Fuck 01:21:06 Nitzer Ebb - Murderous 01:43:20 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

Oh boy, it's our horniest episode yet, with 500% more Judas Priest than the next leading competitor! So put on your sex goggles and join us as we learn more about everyone's favorite sentient blood orgy Slaanesh. Also, Sam is trapped inside of a Dreadnought for the first 20 minutes, but we manage to dig him out during the break. 00:00:00 Opening Sketch 00:02:46 Opening Theme 00:03:24 BDSM (Blood, Drugs, Sex, Memes) 01:17:20 Outro MUSIC 00:00:36 Japanese porno music from ulan-bator.tumblr.com/ 00:02:46 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 00:10:14 Howard Shore - The Fighting Uruk-hai 00:23:20 Judas Priest - Pain and Pleasure 00:26:13 Anamanaguchi - Miku 00:26:17 Merzbow - Woodpecker No. 1 00:27:17 Flux Pavilion - Bass Cannon 00:31:06 Dominus Nox - Emperor's Children 00:41:50 Jeremiah Sand - Amulet of the Weeping Maze 00:46:30 Bette Middler - My Knight in Black Leather 00:46:50 Grover Washington Jr. - Mister Magic 00:46:57 Nine Inch Nails - Closer 00:47:00 King Missile - Detachable Penis 00:48:08 Cypress Hill - Hits from the Bong 00:52:23 Judas Priest - Painkiller 00:54:12 Judas Priest - The Sentinel 01:00:54 Eddie Murphy - Party All the Time 01:04:10 Nachtmystium - High on Hate 01:08:12 W.A.S.P. - Animal (Fuck Like a Beast) 01:08:23 Pink Mass - Hedonist's Lament 01:17:05 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

We've got a special bonus episode for yinz this week! The very, VERY first episode of B1L recorded just over a year ago as a test of our podcasting prowess. Marvel at our iffy audio quality as we discuss the universe's biggest mosh pit and make references to shit that happened way back in 2019. 00:00:00 FUCK YOU, CRAIG 00:00:54 Opening Theme 00:01:33 Bros of Christmas Past 01:14:27 Outro MUSIC 00:00:54 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 00:14:03 Aerosmith - I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing 00:23:43 Mick Gordon - At Doom's Gate [DOOM] 00:29:29 Dark Fantasy Studio - Guardians of the Sword 00:31:11 Dark Fantasy Studio - Blood Brothers 00:32:38 Andrew W.K. - Ready to Die 00:33:18 Bathory - Armageddon 00:36:42 Sum 41 - The Hell Song 00:39:36 Metallica - Ride the Lightning 00:49:57 Mastodon - Blood and Thunder 01:07:08 Mayhem - Deathcrush 01:09:30 Wu-Tang Clan - As High as Wu-Tang Get 01:14:05 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

WE'RE MAD AS HELL. WE'RE FUCKIN PISSED. We get a lil sad thinking about 9/11 and the horrors that followed. Come for the blood and skulls, stay for the Navy Seal war crimes. 00:00:00 Opening Sketch 00:01:24 Opening Theme 00:02:02 Angery.Reaccs.Only 01:02:14 Outro MUSIC 00:00:13 WEAK POSER SHIT 00:00:30 Blasphemy - Weltering in Blood 00:01:02 PARASITICIDE - BATHE IN BLOOD 00:01:24 The Samsara Project - Main Menu [Final Liberation] 00:05:57 Ke$ha - TiK ToK 00:07:17 Caveman Cult - The Bludgeoning 00:08:43 Metallica - St. Anger 00:10:27 Morbid Angel - Dawn of the Angry 00:11:30 Andrew Hulshult - Kitchen Ace Remake 00:13:42 Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff 00:18:35 Bauhaus - Bella Lugosi's Dead 00:21:07 Bolt Thrower - World Eater 00:44:01 Disturbed - Violence Fetish 00:44:24 Korn - Let's Get This Party Started 00:56:14 Skrillex - Kill EVERYBODY 01:00:00 TAPPY - Metal Gear Solid Main Theme 01:01:20 Jamie Christopherson & Logan Mader - The Stains of Time (Maniac Agenda Mix) [Metal Gear Revengeance] 01:02:00 Jason Whitely - Debriefing [Space Hulk]

In the first episode we recorded since our official launch, we take a look at the galaxy's greatest prankster while dunking on three nurglings in a trench coat (code name Steve Bannon). Check out the images referenced here: https://bros-once-loyal.tumblr.com/post/637513111089315840/glory-to-the-fateweaver-here-are-all-the-images.  00:00:00 Opening Sketch 00:02:50 Opening Theme 00:01:28 Tchange We Can Deceive In 01:19:42 Outro MUSIC 00:00:12 Choir and Orchestra of Bolshoi Theatre, conducted by G. Rozhdestvensky, composed by Pierre Degeyter - The Internationale 00:01:03 Mike Morasky feat. the Valve Studio Orchestra - Right Behind You (Team Fortress 2) 00:02:19 MS-DOS song uploaded on https://ulan-bator.tumblr.com/ 00:02:50 The Samsara Project - Main Menu (Final Liberation) 00:04:20 Deftones - Change (In a House of Flies) 01:08:45 The Cardigans - My Favourite Game 01:10:03 Nachtmystium - Assassins 01:10:58 Korn - Blind 01:14:45 Charles Bradley - Changes 01:19:19 Jason Whitely - Debriefing (Space Hulk)

The bros are finally back together irl in our most musical episode yet! We blast particles at each other and talk about everyone's favorite plague spewing chaos god. If you listen carefully, you can hear the spirit of Nurgle manifest physically in the studio with us. It's totally not an ice cream truck, we swear! Once again it's obvious we recorded this months ago. 00:00 Opening Sketch 03:20 Opening Theme 03:59 Where Everybody Knows You're Plagued 59:40 Outro MUSIC 01:04 Jason Graves - Entering Zero-G (Dead Space) 03:03 Jason Graves - I've Got You Devolving Under My Skin (Dead Space) 03:20 The Samsara Project - Main Menu (Final Liberation) 05:42 Morbid Angel - Lord of All Fevers and Plague 08:46 Katrina & The Waves - Walking On Sunshine 13:31 Sleep - Dopesmoker 16:27 Morbid Angel - Blessed Are the Sick 21:06 The Body - An Urn 25:25 Bolt Thrower - Plague Bearer 27:59 Drowning Pool - Bodies 34:27 Bear McCreary- TWD Theme 37:35 Flyleaf - I'm So Sick 42:24 Bear McCreary - Carl 53:47 Jay Ferguson - The Orifice Theme 58:55 Marty O'Donnell - Finish the Fight