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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls someone planning a big surprise party to let them know he's screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. WHOOPS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We tried to make today’s Phone Tap victim uncomfortable before a tinder date with “Clover” but Jose got a little thrown off when she got TURNED ON instead.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don’t you hate when you forget to cancel a free trial before they charge your card? Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of those people and Jeff's gonna ruin their streaming for the next 30 years because of it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security caught him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR gets to him, Brooke's gonna call first to let him know about all the other canoodling going on around the office. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a toy store with a complaint that one of their children’s dolls has been making some lewd and inflammatory remarks and he needs a refund! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is attempting to set the record for the LEAST helpful customer service call of all time and it all starts with a simple survey. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you do when your coworker says he’s bored and is thinking about quitting? Set him up for a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone found a lost cat and Jeffrey is ready to claim ownership as long as the woman can get rid of the awful curse possessing it!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on vacation and we’re about to banish him from his hotel for stealing BREAKFAST foods! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is putting on a charity auction but she isn’t going to meet her master of ceremonies until the last minute, when she gets a phone tap from Timid Benjamin… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, JOSE is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy awaiting genealogy results and let him know he’s related to one of the most INFAMOUS, and despised celebs of all time… Any guesses?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose is helping a virtual worker meet her company’s fitness initiative by becoming the world’s first COUCH COACH.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just started her first office job so before she starts Brooke's calling from the company and letting her know… there WILL be TEARS… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’ll see how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has worked at a department store for over 20 years, and Jeff's looking to set him up with a return scenario that he could still never be prepared for... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We set up a fake dating profile and told any guy who matched they’d have to take a lie detector if they wanted to meet! We got dozens of responses and the first guy to sign up got a Phone Tap instead!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke calls a woman with an elderly grandfather to tell her that’s he so popular around the retirement home, he’s earned the nickname “Hammerhead Ned!” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls an elementary school teacher overseeing the science fair to clue her in on what’s sure to be the most inappropriate presentation the school has ever seen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.