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On this week's episode, we talk about people that suck... specifically their shitty habits, then we get a little bit political again (though we're really trying not to), and of course we have our first official all-American spank-off.  ***EXPLICIT CONTENT*** Brolapsed is a new podcast that examines society and culture in America from a middle-aged male perspective, exposing the innard-thinking of society.  Follow the show on Instagram and Twitter @BrolapsedPod or visit us on Anchor at anchor.fm/brolapsed.  You can also reach us by email at BrolapsedPod@gmail.com.  Check out the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Google Podcasts! Intro/outro music, "Powerful Intro" by ArtHaiz. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brolapsed/message

On this week's episode, Danny re-joins the guys as we continue the discussion about paranormal experiences and review some EVPs from some of Beef's real-life paranormal investigations.  Immaturity ensues.  ***EXPLICIT CONTENT*** Brolapsed is a new podcast that examines society and culture in America from a middle-aged male perspective, exposing the innard-thinking of society.  Follow the show on Instagram and Twitter @BrolapsedPod or visit us on Anchor at anchor.fm/brolapsed.  You can also reach us by email at BrolapsedPod@gmail.com.  Check out the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Google Podcasts! Intro/outro music, "Powerful Intro" by ArtHaiz. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brolapsed/message

On this week's episode, we continue the discussion about paranormal experiences and gain some new insight from a very special guest.  ***EXPLICIT CONTENT*** Brolapsed is a new podcast that examines society and culture in America from a middle-aged male perspective, exposing the innard-thinking of society.  Follow the show on Instagram and Twitter @BrolapsedPod or visit us on Anchor at anchor.fm/brolapsed.  You can also reach us by email at BrolapsedPod@gmail.com.  Check out the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Google Podcasts! Intro/outro music, "Powerful Intro" by ArtHaiz. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brolapsed/message

On this week's episode., the Professor, Beef Richards, and Illuminati Scotty discuss the importance of gaming as middle-aged men in today's society.  We also have another edition of "you know what chaps my ass?"  I realize we have this segment often, but keep in mind we're all rapidly approaching "get off my lawn" status in age.  And finally, we get spooky as we tell the tales of our first paranormal experiences  ***EXPLICIT CONTENT*** Brolapsed is a new podcast that examines society and culture in America from a middle-aged male perspective, exposing the innard-thinking of society.  Follow the show on Instagram and Twitter @BrolapsedPod or visit us on Anchor at anchor.fm/brolapsed.  You can also reach us by email at BrolapsedPod@gmail.com.  Check out the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Google Podcasts! Intro/outro music, "Powerful Intro" by ArtHaiz. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brolapsed/message

On this week's episode., the Professor, Beef Richards, and Illuminati Scotty dive into the Urban Dictionary to test their knowledge of modern-day slang as middle-aged, overweight men.  In the same light, they analyze their own human psychology by playing a word-association game.  And finally, they attempt to answer the question, "how childish are we?" as they determine whether or not it will ever be possible for men to avoid immature giggling whilst placing out-of-context hilarity into every-day situations.  This may just be the grossest episode yet.  ***EXPLICIT CONTENT*** Brolapsed is a new podcast that examines society and culture in America from a middle-aged male perspective, exposing the innard-thinking of society.  Follow the show on Instagram and Twitter @BrolapsedPod or visit us on Anchor at anchor.fm/brolapsed.  You can also reach us by email at BrolapsedPod@gmail.com.  Check out the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Google Podcasts! Intro/outro music, "Powerful Intro" by ArtHaiz. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brolapsed/message

On this week's episode... controversy!  The Professor, Beef Richards, and Illuminati Scotty tackle the social and cultural perceptions around breastfeeding.  How old is "too old"?  Then learn what kinds of reality television the guys watch to make them feel better about themselves.  And finally, they get vulnerable by sharing some unpopular opinions.  You don't have to agree, but watch as they share opposing views about some pretty highly-controversial subjects in today's climate... and still get along at the end!  You'll definitely have the warm fuzzies on this one!  ***EXPLICIT CONTENT*** Brolapsed is a new podcast that examines society and culture in America from a middle-aged male perspective, exposing the innard-thinking of society.  Follow the show on Instagram and Twitter @BrolapsedPod or visit us on Anchor at anchor.fm/brolapsed.  You can also reach us by email at BrolapsedPod@gmail.com.  Check out the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Google Podcasts! Intro/outro music, "Powerful Intro" by ArtHaiz. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brolapsed/message

Explicit Content:  On this week's episode, another edition of "you know what chaps my ass?"  Spoiler alert - it's rough toilet paper.  Then we're asking ourselves the serious question, "what would you tell your 18 year-old self if you had a chance to talk to him/you (I don't know the correct pronoun to use here).  And finally, we get vulnerable as we share some of our experiences with medical visits as middle-aged men, and how they change as we get older.  Definitely not safe for work! Brolapsed is a new podcast that examines society and culture in America from a middle-aged male perspective, exposing the innard-thinking of society.  Follow the show on Instagram and Twitter @BrolapsedPod or visit us on Anchor at anchor.fm/brolapsed.  You can also reach us by email at BrolapsedPod@gmail.com.  Coming soon to Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Podcasts (among a few others). Intro/outro music, "Powerful Intro" by ArtHaiz. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brolapsed/message

Warning: Explicit Content (as usual)!  On this week's episode, we're going to explore some weird news that, apparently, could be crippling.  Then we're having the most serious discussion we've ever had about UFOs and alien life.  We're also opening up to one another about our feelings... about nudist colonies.  And finally, our thoughts on the need to have "pristine lawns" and we weigh in our opinions on "man caves".   Brolapsed is a new podcast that examines society and culture in America from a middle-aged male perspective, exposing the innard-thinking of society.  Follow the show on Instagram and Twitter @BrolapsedPod or visit us on Anchor at anchor.fm/brolapsed.  You can also reach us by email at BrolapsedPod@gmail.com.  Coming soon to Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Podcasts (among a few others). Intro/outro music, "Powerful Intro" by ArtHaiz. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brolapsed/message

Topics discussed this week: We're breaking down the cultural effects of social media.  Has it made the population dumber, or how about our kids?  A most likely-recurring segment, "you know what chaps my ass?"  And finally, we pay tribute to the Darwin Awards! Brolapsed is a new podcast that examines society and culture in America from a middle-aged male perspective, exposing the innard-thinking of society.  Follow the show on Instagram and Twitter @BrolapsedPod or visit us on Anchor at anchor.fm/brolapsed.  You can also reach us by email at BrolapsedPod@gmail.com. Intro/outro music, "Powerful Intro" by ArtHaiz. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brolapsed/message

On our premier episode, get to know us (The Professor, Beef Richards, and Illuminati Scotty) as we discuss social etiquette and some interesting observations in the community surrounding the COVID-19 pandemic (AKA BROVID-19), which sitcom we'd model our families after given the opportunity, and Naked and Afraid: the stay-at-home edition - navigating the dangers of your significant other. Brolapsed is a new podcast that examines society and culture in America from a middle-aged male perspective, exposing the innard-thinking of society.  Follow the show on Instagram and Twitter @BrolapsedPod or visit us on Anchor at anchor.fm/brolapsed.  You can also reach us by email at BrolapsedPod@gmail.com.  Intro/outro music, "Powerful Intro" by ArtHaiz.   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/brolapsed/message