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Greetings, Mortals! There is celebration in Turnstyle as Brazzos and Adramire re-form the lands vomited forth by That Which Follows. But the massive Eldritch Horror still looms overhead amid the festivities. What will it take to banish the demon once and for all? And how do you fight a cult that doesn't want to change its ways? Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Insta: @prettgoodstories Brazzos / Lucas Vonasek: Insta: @Vonwalrus Adramire / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Insta: @fakejoerapp NPC / MJ Marsh: Insta: @mj_marsh_ NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Insta: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Greetings, Mortals! Surrounded by a mess of shattered planes that have crash-landed around them, Brazzos and Adramire part ways to deal with their demons. Brazzos confronts his old partner Calyx - and Adramire finds a new purpose for living. But will their attempts to heal the world heal themselves? And what of That Which Follows, looming large overhead, and as hungry as ever? Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Insta: @prettgoodstories Brazzos / Lucas Vonasek: Insta: @Vonwalrus Adramire / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Insta: @fakejoerapp NPC / MJ Marsh: Insta: @mj_marsh_ NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Insta: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon 

Greetings, Mortals! As various planes crash down onto the Shattered Lands and an Eldritch Horror looms overhead - Adramire and Brazzos find shelter in the basement of the local newspaper. But what they find down there is more than just the emissions of Bean Man - it's a link to Brazzos' and Adramire's past...and perhaps the key to defeating That Which Follows once and for all. Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Insta: @prettgoodstories Brazzos / Lucas Vonasek: Insta: @Vonwalrus Adramire / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Insta: @fakejoerapp NPC / MJ Marsh: Insta: @mj_marsh_ NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Insta: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Greetings, Mortals! We find our heroes Brazzos and Adramire are adrift in the Astral Sea - in the company of some bloodthirsty (and communal!) Vampirates - pursed through the dark void of space by That Which Follows. Brazzos learns secrets, buried deep in his psyche, about how his past entwines with the Eldritch beast as Adramire fights to find his human soul once again. Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Insta: @prettgoodstories Brazzos / Lucas Vonasek: Insta: @Vonwalrus Adramire / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Insta: @fakejoerapp NPC / MJ Marsh: Insta: @mj_marsh_ NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Insta: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Greetings, Mortals! Our heroes Brazzos and Adramire are separated as they continue to investigate the mystery of That Which Follows. Adramire ends up in a secret armory that reveals his true nature while Brazzos comes face to face (or should we say mouth to mouth?) with more cultists who are eager to see the return of their Eldritch god. Could a last-minute escape, and some long-lost allies, prove savvy...or fatal? Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Insta: @prettgoodstories Brazzos / Lucas Vonasek: Insta: @Vonwalrus Adramire / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Insta: @fakejoerapp NPC / MJ Marsh: Insta: @mj_marsh_ NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Insta: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon    

Greetings, Mortals! Our heroes Brazzos and Adramire escape the Plane of Fire mere seconds before it is consumed by That Which Follows, a massive Eldritch horror. But where does that leave them now? Licking their wounds, our two adventurers seek help in solving the mystery of the reality-eating horror. But will the help they seek harm them more than the monster that seems to be endlessly chasing? Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Insta: @prettgoodstories Brazzos / Lucas Vonasek: Insta: @Vonwalrus Adramire / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Insta: @fakejoerapp NPC / MJ Marsh: Insta: @mj_marsh_ NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Insta: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Greetings, Mortals! After traveling through a magical shrine portal, Brazzos and Adramire find themselves trapped inside the Plane of Fire. It wouldn't be half bad if it wasn't currently being devoured by a gigantic inter-dimensional monster.  How will our two adventurers escape? And why does the monster seem to follow them wherever they go -- even across planes of existence? Find out! Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Insta: @prettgoodstories Brazzos / Lucas Vonasek: Insta: @Vonwalrus Adramire / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Insta: @fakejoerapp NPC / MJ Marsh: Insta: @mj_marsh_ NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Insta: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Greetings, Mortals! As our heroes Brazzos and Adramire continue their search for the person behind the potion of everlasting life, and Brazzos' strange planar-jumping tattoo, they find themselves at the edge of the Town of Turnstile.  Will some newfound allies and their Temple of Flame help solve the mystery? Or will they unlock horrors greater than the mind can imagine? And why don't some of them wear pants? Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Insta: @prettgoodstories Brazzos / Lucas Vonasek: Insta: @Vonwalrus Adramire / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Insta: @fakejoerapp NPC / MJ Marsh: Insta: @mj_marsh_ NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Insta: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon Enter of Giveaway courtesy of Mox Boarding House! 

Greetings, Mortals! We're off on a new campaign across the Once-Shattered-Lands with two heroes, ready for adventure! Meet Brazzos, the Gunslinger - an ageless man with a mysterious teleporting tattoo and a potion that grants eternal youth.  And Adramire, the Ranger - regrown from death as a man now made of wood. Will his new treelike form help him rediscover his worth? Come along as Brazzos and Adramire attempt to discover the potion maker that sold Brazzos his life-giving (and curse-giving?) magical liquid. But will the knowledge that powers the potion be too much for one mind to handle? Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Insta: @prettgoodstories Brazzos / Lucas Vonasek: Insta: @Vonwalrus Adramire / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Insta: @fakejoerapp NPC / MJ Marsh: Insta: @mj_marsh_ NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Insta: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Greetings, Mortals! As we wrap up our mini campaign (Season 5.5), we take a moment to overhear a discussion between all of the heroes who helped Phalen forge a new age. What will be their first actions on the new world? How will they approach life on a never-before-seen land that is somehow familiar...and yet completely different? ...and how many tree puns can we fit into one episode? Find out! Note: This is normally where we would place our post-season chat, but we decided to do something different this time around. We hope you enjoy! Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Enter our Giveaway! Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Insta: @prettgoodstories Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Insta: @mj_marsh_ Phinaeus, Patrice, Crabapple / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Insta: @MissMariapants Brazzos / Lucas Vonasek: Insta: @Vonwalrus Ælar / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels Adramire / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Insta: @fakejoerapp Malone / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Insta: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Greetings, Mortals! It's all come down to this. Phaelan must face one final battle before forging his New Age (and a new planet!) out of the shattered pieces of the Shattered Lands. Will he best his pirate foe and create an Age of Kindness like he set out to do? Or will he fall to the wickedness of Wild Space and leave his homelands floating in nothingness for eternity? Find out! Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Insta: @prettgoodstories Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Insta: @mj_marsh_ NPC / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Insta: @MissMariapants NPC / Lucas Vonasek: Insta: @Vonwalrus NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Insta: @fakejoerapp NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Insta: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Greetings, Mortals! With our hero Phaelan off "under the covers" on a super-secret mission as he continues to build a new world, we visit his companions from many past adventures - many flung far into the reaches of Wild Space. Who will agree to be part of the new world? Who would rather be left behind? And who will have the most farts? Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Insta: @prettgoodstories Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Insta: @mj_marsh_ NPC / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Insta: @MissMariapants NPC / Lucas Vonasek: Insta: @Vonwalrus  NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Insta: @fakejoerapp NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Insta: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Greetings, Mortals! As Phaelan continues his godlike mission to remake the Shattered Lands into new world, he continues stumbling upon old friends - some thought long lost. What kind of new age will he forge? And who will be welcome inside of it? Join us as our hero sails the Astral Sea to build a new land!  Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_ NPC / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Greetings, Mortals! It's time for the second episode of campaign 5.5! Phaelan heads into Wild Space aboard the Peaked Rime with Ælar by his side! They meet some friends along the way, but also some enemies that sure do suck and push Phaelan off his own ship and is left floating in space. Can he make new allies to help him? Does he know any really hot goss? Let's find out! Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch & See Our Live Shows Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Tickets to our LIVE Shows! Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_ NPC / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Greetings, Mortals! We wrap up our epic adventures in Campaign #5 of Break the Dice on this episode! We'll touch on all our favorite (and least favorite) moments, ask each other questions, and preview what's ahead in our upcoming mini Campaign #5.5! We hope you come along for the ride.   Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.   Support the Podcast on Patreon   Hang with us on our Discord   Buy Bearded Merch & See Our Live Shows   Follow Us on Twitter   Like Us on Facebook   Check Out Our Insta   Tickets to our LIVE Shows!   Our performers:   Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories   Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_   Phineaus Phlash / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants   NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels   NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp   NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills   Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic

Greetings, Mortals! Welcome to the season finale of Campaign 5! Heroes Phaelan and Phinaeus have completed all the steps in their mission to free the Shattered Lands from its current Ice Age -- but can they drop the hammer that will forge a new age? Will their friendship be strong enough to survive this final chapter? And what does "forging a new age" really mean? Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch & See Our Live Shows Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Tickets to our LIVE Shows! Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_ Phineaus Phlash / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Special Guest NPC: Alexander Andrews-Villareal Instagram: @mouselesswonder Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon  

Greetings, Mortals! Our heroes Phaelan and Phinaeus have one final stop on their mission to bring Spring back to the Land of Roving Ice Sheets: raising a giant sunken ship from the frozen depths. But as Phalen descends far below the icy water to retrieve it, Phinaeus is paid a visit by the sinister Frost spirit who has a...very...enticing offer. Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch & See Our Live Shows Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Enter our Giveaway courtesy of Mox Boarding House Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_ Phineaus Phlash / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Special Guest NPC: Alexander Andrews-Villareal, Instagram: @mouselesswonder  Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Greetings, Mortals! Our heroes Phalen and Phinaeus visit the final clan in the land of the Roving Ice Sheets on their mission to bring Spring back to the Shattered Lands. But will their stop at the Tribe of the Hound connect them in more ways than one? And what magical being could possibly be large enough to wield a giant hammer of the ages? Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch & See Our Live Shows Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Enter our Giveaway courtesy of Mox Boarding House Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_ Phineaus Phlash / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Greetings, Mortals! Our heroes Phalen and Phinaeus find themselves aboard a giant floating ice bar - but, as it turns out, they are not alone. A lovely (?) lady from Phalen's past is also aboard...and she may have sinister plans for her estranged husband and his new rabbity friend. Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch & See Our Live Shows Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Enter our Giveaway courtesy of Mox Boarding House Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_ Phineaus Phlash / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Special guest: Lucas Vonasek Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Our heroes Phalen and Phinaeus journey into the Land of the Bears on their mission to free the Land of Roving Ice from its untimely Ice Age. But will they be welcomed with open arms or given the cold shoulder?  Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch & See Our Live Shows Follow Us on Twitter Like Us on Facebook Check Out Our Insta Enter our Giveaway courtesy of Mox Boarding House Our performers: Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_ Phineaus Phlash / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon