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93 Episodes

69 minutes | Sep 17, 2021
#94 Discord Inferno
Support the podkitchen on Patreon! 00:00-00:30: Jesse sings a raucous tune 00:30-3:20: Jesse asks Lance how the hell he is and Lance plug uglies his recording on September 26 3:20-11:00 The chefs prepare a meal hirsch with some meal prep surrounding the latest hot ryan goss from the discord. Jesse is scared of his canvas from which he creates his comedy art. 11:00-17:30: Jesse ambled around Astoria and enjoy a Jason Street fair. Lance had a rare outing in which he socialized with comedians and ate cheesecake. 17:30-55:27: The chefs pound the pavement and share their top 9 street foods 55:27-1:00:40: Phil shares his predictions for road dawg Jesse. Lance shares some minor ryan gossip 1:00:40-1:07:56: Lance doesn't get the Steve from Blues Clues memes. Jesse eats some bloody brilliant buffalo wings. 1:07:56-Close: The chefs bring in the closer and strike out the side to wrap up another all-star ep
75 minutes | Sep 10, 2021
#93 Brussel Crowe
Support the podkitchen on patreon at patreon.com/braisedbits Check out the new discord community!! Link in the Braised Bits ig bio. 00:00-00:30- Lance reads an ad for Ben Franklin Next of Kin. 00:30- 00:30- The chefs submerge Ibaka into the podkitchen as Jesse asks Lance how the hell or highwater he is. 01:45-03:07- Jesse and Lance debate whether or not it is important to have a Lance arm strong face. 3:13- 4:26- Lance delivers the goods with a Michael Good reference. 4:55- 7:58- Lance shouts out Zachary Shnackery for adding nice color commentary to the chefs Paul Blart Mall discussion. 7:58- 9:22- Jesse defends his Shannon sharper image position. 9:22-11:40- Lance proves Jesses point pleasant with a panic at the discord picture of over flowing gerrit cole slaw. 11:40-17:00- Lances highlight had him being a family guy as he made his families chopped liver recipe wee herman and also went on a hike Lee. 17:00- 21:03- Jesses highlight had him also being a family guy fieri while he enjoyed a weekend filled with salmon and Alec Baldwin. 21:03- 57:37- The chefs Joe list their top nine side dishes. 57:37- 1:02:27- Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs favorite side dish networks. 1:02:27- 1:09:19 - Lances QAB had him taking carey mulligan of his table mate at a wedding. 1:09:19-1:14:00 - Jesses QAB had him getting called the Dave Matthews Band of comedy at his local Bart Starrbucks. 1:14:00- 1:15:19 - The chefs bring in the closer and Lance promotes his upcoming live stand up recording on 9/26. Jesse promotes his Giggles N’ Cream show on 9/30.
76 minutes | Sep 3, 2021
#92 Lurk Nowitzki
The chefs get a ride from their parents to the mall as they chat their top 9 things about malls. Also, a luke-wilson-warm debate about bagel freshness and a heated discussion about the Meredith Kercher murder case. 00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for Bo Burnham's Burnt Ends. 00:30-02:15 Jesse reveal parmesans that he's the head chef, and Lance is the Sue Nicholls Chef. 2:15-10:00: Lance bear grills Jesse about his bagel getting experience discussed on the Patreon episode, and the chefs argue barrymore as to what constitutes a truly fresh bagel. 10:00-13:35: Lance compliments honorary chef Eric Seidel's Paul Graf. Jesse predictably ruby rails on the whimsical poker player. 13:35-19:45 Jesse gets a compliment from a pair of fans for his wordplay and paranormal activity. Lance had plans that got cancelled and made lemonade out of cancelled plans. 19:45-58:15: The chefs have cinnabon on their hands as they chat their top 9 things about suburban malls. 58:15-1:02:34: Phil Jackson and Kate share their Curly Headed Conjectures and LPPs. 1:02:34-1:14:45: Lance is not the change he wishes to see at Joe's Pizza. Jesse and Lance then get into a semi major tiff haddish about the media narrative surrounding the 34 year-old journalist Amanda Knox. 1:14:45-Close: The chefs conclude van nistelrooy another great episode.
79 minutes | Aug 27, 2021
#91 Entree 3000
Support the podkitchen and subscribe to the patreon at patreon.com/braisedbits Check out the new Braised Bits discord community! https://discord.com/invite/NKXDsr9c (https://discord.com/invite/NKXDsr9c) Epi 91--The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits with a buffet of delicious meal prep to devour. The chefs get into it as they list their top 9 restaurant pet peeves which seamlessly transitions into their weekly questionable at best segment. Thanks for listening and being a braiserback!
73 minutes | Aug 20, 2021
#90 Carlos Peruser
Subscribe to the Braised Bits Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits Check out the new discord! Link in bio @braisedbits instagram 00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for West Wings Buffalo Wings. 00:30- 00:55 - The chefs dip into episode ninety the right way with a David Wright angle. 00:55- 1:30 - Lance chers that he is wearing Kates hat and Jay Feels like he can yell at people for standing too close to the Erik Flowers. 2:30-4:45 - The chefs debate whether an outdoor shower is a scam Newton. 4:45- 6:00 - Lance shouts out the newly formed discord and specifically Michael Kay for post maloning a delicious salmon dish. 6:00- 10:00 - Jesse discusses what he thinky and the brains about the Shnackerys cavatelle and detleff shrimp dish network. 10:00-13:01 - Lance chers meal prep regarding Zachary Shnackarys discord post about the Kitchen Farts and Letters 13:01-15:02 - Jesses highlight had him taking a dip in the Frank Ocean. 15:02-19:21 - Lances highlight had him enjoy beharing his thyme in Newport, Rhode Island. 19:21- 22:15 - Lance reveal parms that he needs to purchase new blue suede shoes for a fancy reagan dinner. 22:15- 1:03:20 - The chefs Joe List their top nine Nickelodeon characters. 1:03:20-1:07:10 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine lists. 1:07:10- 1:10:50 - Lances QAB has him showing appreciation for a crazy derrick car driving on a sidewalk to avoid traffic. 1:10:50-1:16:19 - Jesses QAB has him having to deal or no deal with a hackey bartender recycling bits. 1:16:19-1:18:0 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote the pod.
76 minutes | Aug 13, 2021
#89 Plateau Bice
Join the podkitchen Discord https://discord.gg/QHvJvDKV and support the podkitchen on patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for the comedy/food/2003 reference podcast Braised Bits 00:30-3:25 The chefs reflect on the evolution of the pod. Lance says the pod is stale bread but Jesse "Eager" Eigner is making croutons. The chefs announce the launch of their DISCORD channel, which is exciting stuff! 3:25-10:00 Jesse has a lot of beef with the pod-nemesis' sloppy jalopy lasagna, the first food post in the discord. Lance chats about his breakfast quesadilla. 10:00-11:55 The chefs aren't resting on their Andrew Lauria's as they fish for bits. 11:55-23:15 Highlights time! Jesse keeps yapping away about his bachelor party trip to Last Vegas. Lance is crabby in Annapolis Maryland and then enjoys Baba's Pierogies with some top braiserbacks. 23:15-58:25: Land ho! The chefs formulate arguments on their top 9 landforms. Is this the peak of the pod? 58:25- 1:03:50: Phil Jackson and Kate cher the singer their predictions. 1:03:50-1:14:40: Jesse's unmasks some frustration about mandates. Lance has a Chris Leak in his ceiling and it takes him a little while to SEC the problem. 1:14:40-Close: The chefs bring in Eric Gagne and close out another excellent eppy. Braise on!
78 minutes | Aug 6, 2021
#88 Cat Galifanakis
Support the podkitchen on patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00- 00:30- Jesse reads an ad for Burger King Chicken Fries. 00:30-3:00 - The chefs dip into a fresh episode in the virtual podkitchen with a tiffany haddish about copy and pasting. 3:00- 4:45 - Lance reminisces about his time roasting and toasting comedians. 4:45-7:27 - Jesse chers that he is off anne kilter because he ran into his demarcus cousin at the gym halpert. 7:27-9:55 - Jesse presents meal prep from a top braiserback about the chefs on going dog and cat family feud. 9:55- 11:27 - Jesses highlight had him meeting his sisters puppy for the first thyme. 11:27- 16:00 - Lances highlights had him having an impromptu Mark Cubano sandwich. 16:00- 1:00:31 - The chefs list out their top nine jews. 1:03:31-1:07:48 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine Jews. 1:07:48- 1:10:14 - Lance presents some meal prep regarding Jesses love for the Olympics and the podnemesis involvement. 1:10:14- 1:12:27 - Jesses QAB had him having to David Diehl with a Bill self centered comedian. 1:12:27-1:17:58 - Lances QAB had him having to David Diehl with a delayed contractor and setting a boundary. 1:17:58- 1:18:01- The chefs bring in the closer and promote the podkitchen.
77 minutes | Jul 30, 2021
#87 Ignora Ephron
Support the podkitchen and sign up for the Braised Bits patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00- 00:30 - Lance reads an ad for Summer Sanders Sandles 00:30-1:30 - The chefs kick off the episode with a Fred McRiff on kind bars. 1:30- 5:11 - The chefs reveal parm that episode 86 got 86’d and Lance chers the origin of getting 86’d. 5:11- 5:30 - Jesse reveals he has a hard out to go meet his Sisters new puppy wee herman. 5:30- 8:35 - Jesse presents meal prep from Phil Jackson regarding Lances need for speed on the highway. 8:35-11:35 - Lances highlight had him getting a lot Warrick Done on a productive Sunday of our lives. 11:35- 16:54 - Jesses highlights had him watching the Olympic womens skateboarding competition, going to a Van Gogh experience and dining with Phil Jackson and Jeannie Bus. 16:54-1:01:19 - The chefs list their top nine NYC pizza places. 1:01:19-1:06:40 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top 9 NYC pizzas. 1:06:40-1:12:33 - Jesses QAB had him witnessing and smelling a stanky situation at his local Lou Bodega. 1:12:33- 1:17:05 - Lances QAB has him taking a scoop out of Ample Hills service quality. 1:17:06-1:18:09- The chefs bring in the closer and promote what they have coming up.
77 minutes | Jul 23, 2021
#85 Omission Impossible
Support the podkitchen and check out the Braised Bits patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for Vincent Van Gogh Gurt. 00:30-02:00 - The chefs dip into a fresh episode in the podkitchen and immediately promote the patreon. 02:00-04:25 - Lance and Jesse reminisce about their elementary school days and the different Antrel Rolles kids would play in the yard. 04:25-6:18 - Jesse presents some meal prep from top braiserbacks Michael Kay and Phil Jackson regarding the previous epi pen. 6:19- 08:04 - Lance presents meal prep from Mr. October regarding Jesses favorite pasta dish network. 08:36- 10:46- Jesses highlight had him going to the Jason Moma with his parents and getting some art and sole in his blood. 10:46- 13:35 - The chefs discuss the Mohegan Capri Sun show they both performed on. 13:35-18:45 - Lances highlight had him enjoying the Jersey shore and the best porch de Rossi in the country. 18:45-60:01 - The chefs list their top nine inch nails about driving. 60:01- 1:05:28 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine lists. 1:05:28- 1:08:55 - Lance presents a question from the podnemesis regarding a short lived Tony Korn on the cob heiser tv show. 1:08:55-1:11:41 - Jesses QAB has him in a pickle after spilling late night pickle juice in his Freddie Kitchen. 1:11:41- 1:17:18 - Lances QAB has him having to David Diehl with a faulty sound system at a Droad gig in Philly Jackson. 1:17:18- 1:18:20 - The chefs bring in the closer and Yasiel plug what they have coming up.
77 minutes | Jul 16, 2021
#84 David Lee Broth
Support the podkitchen on patreon! www.patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-:50- Lance reads an ad for new show sponsor, Guy Fieri's Tooth Fairys. 0:50-3:00: Jesse welcomes everyone to the pod and Lance ann slanders the sponsors as they get dipped in like a pretzel rod stewart. They also talk Space Jam and LeBron's hair plugs in this club. 3:00-6:50: Jesse tries to evict the podnemesis Eric Seidell, but he can't because of the moratorium on eviction. 6:50-10:55: Jesse gets rattled by a motorcycle and then dives deep into the Astoria Reddit underground. 10:55-20:44 Jesse has a lasagna of highlights that includes standup, Quality but not Quantity Meats, and an encounter with semi-nemesis whack goldberg. Lance and Kate went to an outstanding diner, and Jesse can't Hyde Park his emotions upon hearing Kate's order. 20:44-1:00:29: Jesse and Lance reveal parmagiana with a side of chickie fingers their top 9 kids foods. 1:00:29-1:05:29 Phil Jackson eggs on Jesse with his predictions, and Kate nails her LPPs. 1:05:29-1:15:50 Lance doesn't understand crypto, and Jesse wipes the slate clean with baby wipes. 1:15:50-Close: The chefs greek chicken wrap up another great episode.
66 minutes | Jul 9, 2021
#83 Ragu Gu Dolls
Support the podkitchen and check out the Braised Bits Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30 - Jesse reads an ad for Chris Paul, John Wall and Paul Walls homemade basketballs. 00:30- 1:55 - The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits and begin a bidding war among their advertisers. 1:55- 3:30- The chefs discuss the significance of the number 83 and how it Jay feelys to be face to face in the podkitchen. 3:30- 5:18 - Jesse and Lance boxer briefly reminisce about the previous Jason Days Braised Friendly golf outing at Marine Chan Ho Park. 5:18-10:11 - Jesse gets Sandra Bullock blindsided by Lance and the podnemesis Eric Seidell who creepily snuck into watch Jesse perform on a show without him being Demarcus aware. 10:11- 16:08 - The chefs talk again about the Braised Friendly golf outing and how it went playing with a manic at the disco Russel Wilson. 16:08- 17:46 - Lance chers that he had a delicious meal Hirsch with Zachary Shnackery and how his yoga instructor told him to get to know his body. 17:46- 53:51 - The chefs Joe List their top nine pasta dishes. 53:51-58:55 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine. 58:55- 1:02:44 - Jesse rehash browns his Lisa fee Lings about Seidell lurking in the shadows for his QAB. 1:02:44-1:05:32- Lances QAB had him having to David Diehl with a couple of scam Newtons at a comedy show. 1:05:32- 1:05:53 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote what they having coming up.
87 minutes | Jul 2, 2021
#82 Frose Canseco
Support the podkitchen and check out the Braised Bits patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30- Lance reads an ad for Sean Williams Scotch tape. 00:30-03:22- The chefs give the braiserbacks the real deal Holyfield on why they are recording in the virtual podkitchen again. 03:22-04:32 - Lance accepts the AC slater challenge from Con Ed Harris. 04:32-10:14 - Jesse presents some meal prep and hashes out Lances corn beef hash take as well as Phil Jacksons previous weeks controversial predictions. 10:14-11:45 - Podnemesis Eric Seidel calls Jesse out for his system of a melt down last week. 11:45-15:00 - Jesses highlight had him enjoying Jeannie Bus’s birthday which involved a softball game and a tiki barbecue. 15:00- 25:06 - Lances highlight had him taking the Kansas City Stars on a pizza tour of NYC. 25:06- 1:03:05 - The chefs list their top nine summer beverages. 1:03:05- 1:09:55 - Kate and Phil Jackson predict the chefs top nine Joe Lists. 1:09:55-1:10:30 - The chefs promote the patreonardo dicaprio. 1:10:30- 1:20:43 - Lances QAB had him having to David Diehl with a holiday inn extended stay at Lucali Trevino. 1:20:43- 1:26:00 - Jesse calls out a two time Braised guest for trying to Devin Book him on a road gig at the last second. 1:26:00-1:26:55- The chefs bring in the closer and promote what they have coming up.
73 minutes | Jun 25, 2021
#81 Gruyere of Easttown
Support the podkitchen and get exclusive content on Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for Ben Simmons’ Bricks. 00:30- 01:24 - The chefs dive into episode eighty one and analyze whether being a professional athlete is worth backlashley simpson. 01:24-05:04 - Jesse and Lance reveal parm that they are recording IRL for the first time post pand express in an undisclosed pod basement. 05:04-07:13 - Lance provides information from podnemesis Eric Seidel who aerosplanes why planes seem to be flying faster these days. 07:13- 09:25 - Zachary Shnackery calls Jesses pasta take unhinged and offers to Dalvin Cook him a toothsome emile Hirsch. 09:24- 12:35 - Jesses highlight had him enjoying a spectacular Fathers day and an angelic Tim Salmon. 12:35- 20:07 - Lances highlight also had him going Jake Delhome for Fathers day and having a manly Ramirez meal. 20:07- 55:03- The chefs list their top nine foods to bring over to someone’s Eddie House. 55:03- 1:01:05 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine lists. 1:01:05- 1:01:44 - The chefs promote the patreon Woody page. 1:01:44- 1:13:05 - Lances QAB has him questioning why more men don't go on Christopher walks. 1:13:05- 1:15:20 - Jesse’s QAB has him calling out all the braiserbacks for their glen close mindedness. 1:15:20- 1:16:14 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote what they have coming up.
78 minutes | Jun 18, 2021
#80 Quicheon Johnson
Support the podkitchen and check out exclusive content on the Braised Bits patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30- Lance reads an ad for Summer Sanders Sandals. 00:30- 03:25 - The chefs dip into episode eighty Bryant with an apology willikers from Lance to Jesse. 03:25-04:00 - The chefs are firing on all cylinders and sneak in an early Harvey oswalt plug of their patreon page. 04:00- 07:10 - Jesse receives backlash from several top braiserbacks regarding his pasta slanders Holmvik. 07:10- 9:57- Lance chers that Droad does not enJoy Behar Shake Shaq O’neil burgers. 9:57-18:22 - Lances highlights from the past week involved him going on a standup hot streak a leek and traveling down to Flo Rida with his familia. 18:22-23:40 - Jesses highlights had him also going on a standup hot streak meek mill as well as getting a good haircut despite his hairdresser not asking what kind of trim Jeffries he wanted. 23:40- 1:02:52 - The chefs Joe list their top nine egg dishes. 1:02:52-1:06:24 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine egg dishes. 1:06:24- 1:10:34 - Lances QAB has him questioning whether or not a virtual bike ride across the country for charity is ellen disingenuous. 1:10:34 – 1:16:43 - Jesses QAB had him witnessing an uppity passenger annoying a flight attendant on his plane Grady out to hotel California. 1:16:43- 1:18:16 - The chefs bring in the closer and plug what they have coming up in the air.
80 minutes | Jun 11, 2021
#79 Catherine Baked Ziti Jones
The chefs say yes to address their absence last week, chat dennings their top 9 Italian dishes, and Jesse tells the pod nemesis to take a hike. Support the podkitchen on patreon! 00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for new pod sponsor, Bo Burnham's Burnt Ends. 00:30-4:30: Lance starts crying from a contact snafus williams. Tears are Progressively Flo-ing and Lance needs insurance. Ready or snot braised bits. 4:30-9:20 Jesse gives the NBC updateline about his suit supply, and pulls a QAB move to insure his suit wasn't all Henry Wrinkled on the plane. 9:20-13:50: Lance hung sundried tomatoes out to dry a few eps ago but reevaluates his position, then shares some high braise from Braiserbacks Brainiac 2K0 and Zachery Snackery. 13:50-21:15: Lance shares his highlight of Jesse forgetting his birthday and enjoying non kosher suckling pig. Jesse attended a wedding with a suit and signed a joke contract. Jesse then went to the comedy store and saw Sebastian. What was he doin? 21:15:-24:00: Jesse shares his terrible in n out take and Lance threatens to leave the pod before they James Bond over how terrible silent raves are. 24:00-1:00:05 The chefs reveal milanese, parmagiana, and marsala their top 9 italian foods. Jesse continues to insult pasta and there's not even any triumph the dog. 1:00:05-1:05:25: Phil and Kate return after a restless week off for their predictions. 1:05:25-1:18:30: Lance shares an all-time QAB involving the pod nemesis Seidel. Jesse gets punk'd on a plane. 1:18:30-Close: The chefs bring in a closer and conclude van nistelrooy another world cup winning episode.
100 minutes | May 21, 2021
#77 Fondue Barrymore
Support the podkitchen on patreon burgundy! www.patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30 Jesse read an ad for new sponsor Tom Thibadeau's Ribadeaus. 00:30-5:00 Jesse is firin' and feelin hot as Lance continues to rib him. Jesse has to say this, that Lance is in a different location and he loves the vibes and energy of his farmers apron. 5:00-10:00 Jesse is very into Droad's wifi setup and enjoys talking about wifi and cell service in general. Lance is playing phone tag with an old friend. 10:00-26:30: Jesse gets out of his 20s with a 30th birthday celebration for the rock of ages. First, he talks about how he went right next to Lance's apartment with Phil Jackson and Mr. Bacciagalupe for some road sodas, before taking a trip to Captain Red Hook. Then, he slams his bits on a Tiny Cupboard. Then, other things happen but this is already a long show note. I will say this though, Jesse Lure Fishbars Lance into a political talking point that Lance would Dan Rather dispute. Lance woke up this morning and got himself a new tv series to watch with his wife. 26:30-1:17:00 Jesse dan slathers himself in tuna as they chat their top 9 most overrated foods. 1:17:00-1:24:50: Phil Jackson and Kate serve up their underrated predications about the chefs overrated foods. 1:24:50-1:26:30: Jesse and Lance plug ugly the Patreon. 1:26:30-1:38:10: Jesse's comedy set gets snitched on by a rat. Lance meets a pizza place owner whose constantly putting out feelers. Lance also gets a Tom Clancy's splinter cell. 1:38:10-Close: The chefs bring in the entire bullpen for the closer to get out of the jam that was this episode of Braised Bits. Braise on everybody!
85 minutes | May 14, 2021
#76 Canal Sharpton
Support the podkitchen on patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for today's sponsor, No Ads. 00:30-04:00 Lance just woke up from a nap and is having a hard time staying awoke, the chefs talk about their bagel adventures over the weekend. 4:00-6:30: Is Jesse a tasty mushroom or a fungus frerotte? 6:30-15:00 Lance visit Greenwood Cemetery and the King of Guacamole, and goes to Long Island to celebrate the Padmadrea Dematteo's Day. Jesse does standup comedy in a Tiny Cupboard and gets some rides on a Peleton Kruger before heading out to Jersey for a belly of bagels and lox. 15:00-1:09:30: The chefs share their top 9 Jason Streets, and it gets pretty windy at times. Buckle up! 1:09:30-1:14:20: Kate shares her LPPs and street treats, and Phil Jackson asks to be saddled on up for a swift ride down hilarity highway. 1:14:20-1:23:30 Jesse's cousin Demarcus invites Jesse to a date to be the third wheel degrasse tyson. Lance tries to order sushi and fails 1:23:30-Close: The chefs bring the closer to conclude van nistelrooy another fantastic episode.
94 minutes | May 7, 2021
#75 Teddy Bruschetta
Support the podkitchen on patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for the Ferbie Kentucky Derby. 00:30- 4:15 - The chefs fully submerge Ibaka into episode seventy five by addressing the on going cooler controversy and podnemesis Eric Seidell. 4:15- 6:35 - Jesse receives support for his beach cooler protocol from pro baseball player and Lances brother Nolan Arenado. 6:35-7:22 - The chefs discuss what it means to Susan Broil. 7:22- 8:46 - Keith Hernandez reaches out to Lance thanking him for shouting out her performance at Carnegie Deli. 9:04- 12:07- Jesses highlight of the week was a beautiful Sunday Christopher walken. 12:07- 25:15- Lances highlight had him having a full day of cool running, going to a diner and performing on a private show in East Mike Hampton. 25:15- 1:07:50- The chefs list their top nine foods that are in between snack and meals. 1:07:50- 1:14:54 - Lance throws an oliver twist and shout into this weeks top nine predictions. 1:15:54-1:16:20 - The chefs promote the patreonardo dicaprio. 1:16:20- 1:21:25 - Jesses QAB had him bombing on a show due to larger grouper fish dominating the vibes and energy of the room. 1:21:25-1:32:56 - Lances QAB had him dealing with a hit and run debacle on his derek carr before his road gig. 1:32:56- 1:34:04 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote upcoming shows and the pod.
97 minutes | Apr 30, 2021
#74 Tennis Rodman
Support the podkitchen on Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:20: John Oliver reads an ad for our new sponsor John Oliver Garden 00:00-5:00 Jesse asks Lance how he is and Lance can't sixteen handles this basic question. Lance asks Jesse about his mop and his dustpan pedroia, and then william tells him the history of marathon makers. 5:00-11:00: Jesse and Lance talk more about the padmadre's brisket recipe before Jesse changes the temperature and gets into cooler talk about his stance stance revolution on coolers. 11:00-26:00 Jesse has a nice Saturday for the Boys with Top Zen Boy Phil Jackson. Lance is a Good Husband and has a nice Saturday with his Good Wife. 26:00-1:16:30: Jesse and Lance share their top 9 venues. Lance bullies Jesse about where he saw John Mulaney, and things get coyote ugly for a braised bit. 16:30-1:25:45 The Good Wife and the hologram that is Phil Jackson share their top 9 predictions, and the chefs do the obligatory patreon terrell pluggs. 1:25:45-1:35:30: Lance shares a heated dispute between neighbors Zac Efron and Seth Rogen. Jesse rings the alarm at fireman derricks and slides down a pole of shame. 1:35:30-Close: The chefs bring in the closer and conclude another tremendous episode.
97 minutes | Apr 23, 2021
#73 Eric EntAndre
Support the podkitchen on Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00 - 00:16- Jesse reads an ad for Marc Cubans Cubano sandwich. 00:25- 1:41- The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits and discuss Marc Cubano being Jewish. 01:41- 2:11 - Jesse and Lance discuss the beauty of wearing their chefs whites and when it is appropriate to whip cream them out. 2:11- 3:06 - Jesse presents some meal prep regarding Lances cream cheese smear campaign against Jesses weather locklear theory. 3:06-04:55 - Jesse presents s’more meal prep from Michael Kay regarding her favorite podkitchen catchphrase. 04:55- 6:20 - Lance discusses how he righted Jesses wrongs at his local rite aide. 06:20- 9:25 - Podnemesis Eric Seidel attacks Jesse through the guise of a question. 9:25- 11:35 - Lances highlight had him doing indoor stand up comedy for the first time since the Heather lockdown. 11:35- 15:07 - Jesses highlights of the week had him enjoying the NY Knicks winning streak and also a vacation down to see Tan Marino in Miami. 15:07- 55:09 - The chefs list their top nine things about traveling. 55:09- 1:03:01- Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine lists. 1:03:01- 1:06:11- The chefs promote the podkitchen on patreon. 1:06:11- 1:11:16 - Jesse and Lance answer a question from the podnemesis regarding microwave etiquette. 1:11:16- 1:35:09 - Jesses QAB had him encountering a classic chat and cut at a bakery Mayfield in Miami. 1:40:09- 1:46:01 - Lances QAB involves the Superbadleague soccer controversy going on in Europe. 1:46:01- 1:47:00- The chefs bring in the closer and promote the patreon and upcoming standup dates.
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