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Tonight, on The Borschteois: cows, evolution, and alcoholism

The lads really struggle to make a podcast

Borschteois and buds go on an exciting adventure to the motherland!

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A veteran of The Borschteois, [Pending] Shoe returns! On this episode we expose The Secret, ponder the evolution of society, and Royal Purple comes out as a god.

Returning from episode 1, it’s Sky Blue! Together the lads argue about the merits of New Year’s resolutions, nerd out over computers, and formulate a sponsorship blacklist.C

Tonight, on the Borschteois: Thevil comes on, Total Recall is born, shade is cast on Trump, and Purple professes his love to Alexa.

Agent Orange, Royal Purple, and their new guest–Big Red–get intensely philosophical in their discussion of free will, colors, and meditation.

This week, the lads welcome Cream Pie. They discuss accents, marvel at platypus, and ponder the end of humanity.

After a year long haitas, the boys are back at it. Today on the show: cars, stocks, vapes, and more! Links:If you liked the snippet of music at the end, here is the original.

The Borscht Buddies talk about birthdays, kinky fetishes, and Purple aspires to be a transgender grandma.

On this episode of the Borschteois Podcast: the drinking age, marijuana, and string lights.

Orange and Purple are joined by Yary Green. Together the talk about platonic relationships, parties being shut down by police, and they remember The Great Cone Army. Oh, and the world IS DYEING!

Hazelnut Spread joins the show, and with him brings the love.

Orange and Purple take a break from guests this episodes. They reminisce about dorm parties and Canada. Purple becomes royalty, and Orange discloses his future parenting techniques.

Shoe just can’t get enough, as he returns for a 3rd appearance. The conversation flows from the Toy Story movies, to controversial practices in Hollywood, and smoothly climaxes with a discussion of the intricacies of the porn industry. And at last, Orange becomes an agent.

Agent Orange and Royal Purple are joined once again by Shoe. On this episode, the boys talk about college majors, sex toys, movies, and Orange describes how he would go about kidnapping people.

The lads are joined by their good friend, Shoe. They discuss the intricacies of gun control, copyright law, and Agent Orange reveals his plans for sex toy innovation. Links:AK-47 vs AK-12

The Borschteois is born! Royal Purple (formerly Gold) and Agent Orange (formerly just Orange) talk with their very first guest, Sky Blue (formerly Purple, confused yet?), about drugs, cars, and a random assortment of other topics. Well, ‘talk’ is giving it too much credit… more like argue.