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We finally watched The Color of Friendship and, ummmm, why was this a made-for-TV movie? Offensive, tbh.  This episode is in a league of its own because the movie is in a league of its own.  If you haven't watched it, just do it (CW racism and racial slurs).  Will return to our regularly scheduled bullsh*t in two weeks.  

It's the top 50 Disney characters (according to Girl Gone Geek), y'all! Light spoiler: A horse is not number 1.  Mom Rating: Definite PG-69. She can listen to the next one! 

Is this still trending on TikTok? In today's bonus episode, we play Smash or Pass with Girl Gone Geek's list of top 100 Disney characters (Number 100-51). It's not the list we would have gone with!  Mom Rating: PG-69. Sorry, mom, it's literally about which animated characters I would have relations with.

It's part 2 of our coverage of Up, Up, and Away and Mary Cait watched Sky High in the time between recording part 1 and part 2. Whoopsies.  Can't-miss topics include: Elphaba's Body Hair, Gentlemen-Only-Ladies-Forbidden, and Scandal at Wes's High School! (That last one is actually not to be missed!)  Mom Rating: PG-69 again. Mom, don't listen to this one. 

We're back and we've brought you our very first two-parter!  Why's it a two-parter? Because we spent way too much time talking about the Aladdin character's we'd F, Wes's school dance experiences, and why MC's dad fast forwards through sex scenes sometimes.  And MC shows her hand by forgetting a very, very, important word.  Mom Rating: PG-69. Sorry, Mom.  Thanks for listening and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe!

*Originally recorded in September 2021* So, Wes went out of town for an extended period of time last fall, so MC and Alex got together to discuss an iconic film about American Politics that just so happens to star America's, and Mary Cait's, sweetheart, Will Friedle.  ... and then life happened so we're releasing it now.  CW: talk of rape culture and mentions of sexual harrassment/assault. Mom Rating ™: R (I won't get disowned for this one, but she might not love it) WE WILL RETURN TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING IN THE COMING WEEKS! Thanks for listening. We love you.

Awwww yeah, it's the first Lawrence Bros joint! Join us as we discuss this iconic film where two of the brothers play cousins and the other one foreshadows the iconic Brokeback Mountain. And we totally drop the ball and don't call a "Mare Alert." Sorry.  Mom Rating: PG for brief g*y p*rn references (what is this show) P.S. We're sorry for the delay on this one and sorry in advance for the delay on the next one! We hope to be back to our regular schedule starting mid-October. There may be some fun extras before then! 

Episode Eleven, time to get Elev-ated! We're back and taking a good hard look at Don't Look Under the Bed, a movie that goes hard and doesn't know how to quit. Get ready for a wiggly fruit thing, a human man with a pelvic diaper, and a lovely little bust! Oh, and Wes and MC create a new holiday and we THINK you're all gonna be into it. Mom Rating: PG-69!

Episode 10.5, and we're staying alive! As Wes and MC take a li'l break this week, say hello to the one keeping this show afloat- our dear friend Alex! Mom Rating: Maybe our First G Ever!

Well my friend, it's episode 10, and you know what that means! IT'S GENIUS TIME. Wes and MC are picking alter egos to be the cool eighth graders they never were, and here to talk about the dangers of letting your thirteen year-old go to college by themselves. Get ready for visit from Mr. Movie, and above all else, remember this: Just Being a Good Psycho for the Hunniest Chick Madman Would Do!

CW: Self-Harm, Suicide Episode Nine, and that’s by design! Chill out surfers, because Johnny Kapehala’s here to help! This episode has something for everyone- a backyard luau, special wax from grandpa’s private stock, and a whole segment at the end where Wes and MC talk about breast milk. You won’t want to miss it! If you’re able, please donate to the Lee Thompson Young Foundation: https://www.ltyfoundation.org/ Suicide is never the answer. If you need help, please call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 800-273-8255.

Episode eight, and this one is GREAT. It's Smart House, THE movie to end all movies. P.A.T.'s got everything you could need for a killer time- Mickey Mouse conducting a symphony, gratuitous bully murder, and the Irish girl band B*witched. Enter into the contest to win the Smart House, because canonically only like eight thousand people did! Mom Rating: Def PG-69.

Episode Seven, we're in heaven, y'all! Jk we're in the ocean because we're turning into m̶e̶r̶m̶a̶i̶d̶s̶ MERMEN! This ep has something for everyone- weird arm b*ners, roasting MAGA supporters, telepathic custody agreements, and Defiance v. Tiki- Dawn of Baby! Get your beet cake and gallon water jugs- you're gonna be late for your swim meet! Mom Rating: PG-69! (which means, Moms, be careful- we talk about 69'ing!)

*jumps out of a TV Stargate* Hey everyone, it's Wes and MC from the future! This episode is being beamed to the Intergalactic Council of Planets and we have to stop it! This episode is about Can of Worms, and watching this movie could legit destroy the known universe. *whispers* These aliens want to do unsavory things to Mike Pillsbury...and also this is a #badmovie. Beware the Thoad and come with us if you wanna live! Mom Rating: R!

Zetus Lapetus y’all, it’s our fifth episode! That means we’re meeting our fave girl in the Galaxy: ZENON BABBYYYYYYY! This ep’s got everything: horse girl homages, kooky aunts, honorary mayors, and parental interference MINOR. See you in the chill chamber!

Everyone sound the alarm, okay? We're already at the best DCOM- episode four, give us more, it's HALLOWEENTOWN. This movie has a human pincusion, a really hot mom who is the same age as Wes and Mary Cait, and honestly a lot of fodder for our thesis about the act of engaging with cinema.... jk but it's got that skeleton cabbie. 

Episode 3, how can it BE?! We could not be more stoked to take you to the world of Brink!, a movie that is explicitly about two boys who wish they could be kissing. Maybe some skateboarding? Mostly about Two Boys In Luv ™️. #BrinkAndVal4Ever

It's Episode Number 2, y'all! Get ready for You Lucky Dog, because it's got something for everyone- mayoral threats, biting a woman's a**, and gumballs that make their own gravy. Just remember: Kirk Cameron feels everything the dog feels, and that dog canonically has a girlfriend by the end of the movie, so...

On this episode, we discuss the very first DCOM: Under Wraps! This one’s full of sarcophagi, stepdad, and other ~spooky stuff~. Oh yeah, this one isn’t on Disney+, so… definitely don’t try to find it on the internet illegally. That would be unethical.

We've got a new show, y'all! COMING TO YOUR EARS JANUARY 8TH.