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For the Festive Special we go behind the scenes of the Sellick Xmas advert and see how Gio is handling some unexpected pressure at Rangers. On our magical sleigh ride through the utter mental-ness that is Scottish football we also have a visit from Mr Xmas himself and take in Stevie G's first presser at Aston Villa....okay that's not Scotland but still...Ho, ho, f&%*ing ho! Oh and Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year to all Bears.

Bluenose Burger is back for a second season! This time round we get the inside track on Ange-ball, an angry MSP goes code red and a sad hack is looking for new job.

Breaking news special as shocking clips emerge of government minister Humza Yousaf encouraging self abuse at a public gathering. No, we couldn't believe it either...but the clips sound at least as genuine as the doctored one of the Rangers squad singing Sweet Caroline so they must be real...unless of course they're not.

The wait is over! It's the Champions Edition as Rangers receive a special congratulations, two Celtic fans get a big surprise and we meet the unsung 'hero' behind 55.  Also this time round: Crocker & Walker discuss Morelos plus Humza has his say on 55 and more Ten-In-A-Row tattoo nonsense . And did we mention 55? 

A Celtic Meltdown Special as we meet That Lot's surprising choice as new manager, take in Peter Lawwell's resignation press conference and get the inside track on just how Celtic recruit such top notch players!  We also learn the secret story behind Rangers stunning form this season. 

A mini mince pie from the Bluenose Burger Crew as Tommy Sheridan reads The Night Before Christmas...with Lenny as Santa and apologies to humanity in general.

Bluenose Burger - Episode 5 - Balls of SteelThis time round in the Rangers comedy podcast: Peter Lawell is on a recruitment drive after recent results , The Daily Record launch the Keith Jackson App and Leigh Griffiths has sausage fingers. Also in this episode  the SPFL suddenly become impartial and competent (...only kidding) and scenery is chewed in a galaxy far, far away!

Bluenose Burger - Episode 4 - After All, You're My Wonder GoalAfter Rangers  Old Firm stroll Uncle Peter takes Lenny to task, we eavesdrop on Stevie G's SPFL disciplinary hearing & Sellick has a mole.  We also enjoy BBC Scotland's coverage of THAT Roofe goal & THAT Defoe goal & hear from the ghost of media past...

Bluenose Burger - Episode 3 - Field of ScreamsThis time round on Bluenose Burger Kevin Clancy has an Old Firm nightmare, The President (no not that one) takes on Covid, Neil Lennon has a meltdown, we get an insight into the mind of one Sellick fan and ask who the %&#? is Darryl Broadfoot?

Bluenose Burger - Episode 2 - Ryan Drops Da Bomb!More Rangers minded mayhem. This time round the Bluenose Burger Crew eavesdrop on a certain Peter and Dermot, Ryan Kent makes a surprise career move, we get an insight into opposition tactics and sip Lennon's tears after Sellick crash out of the Champions League.

Bluenose Burger - Episode 1 - Walter & FriendsThe Bluenose Burger Crew take a Rangers minded look at the lunatic world of Scottish football. This time round we drop in on Auchenhowie, the SPFL & Scotland's hard working journos.Plus the Bluenose Shopping Channel has a unique commemorative item on offer - a Sellick ring you'll remember forever. And Walter has a very special guest....