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84 minutes | Nov 5, 2021
The Final Episode
Jason and Craig get together one last time to share their dreams, nightmares, and everything in between. Special thanks to everyone who joined us along the way, from our hilarious guests, to the listeners, to our families who (for some reason) supported us on this venture. Good riddance, Blossom. I'd prefer if we never spoke again.
61 minutes | Oct 28, 2021
S05E22 - Goodbye w/special guests: Pamela and Madison!
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's been a ride. A long, uninspired ride. But we did it! This is THE. BLOSSOM. SERIES. FINALE. With special guests: OUR WIVES! Stay tuned, we're gonna regroup next week to give our final thoughts on this odyssey we, for some reason, chose to embark upon.
39 minutes | Oct 14, 2021
S05E21 - So Many Milestones, So Little Time
We let this episode go a little bit long, but that's okay because who cares? This episode of Blossom actually was pretty good! And Jason and Craig are also pretty good! All around, a good episode, you should download it! **Note, next episode is the Blossom finale, and will be delayed by one week.
29 minutes | Oct 8, 2021
S05E20 - You Say Tomato
We're the podcast who leaves the technical difficulties in! Because we think you want to peak behind the curtain? NOPE, because our editing staff is too lazy! We're definitely proud to say we still have listeners at this point. Also in this episode: Blossom's a stupid, spoiled piece of crap, but she gets a car anyway! Joey's an undersexed horn-dog, Carol's an oversexed horndog, Nick apparently can't write music after all these years doing so... let's see, what else... Oh yeah, Frank, the weird 5 year-old kid that's always around for some reason is ALSO horned up.
23 minutes | Oct 2, 2021
S05E19 - A Star Is Bared
Talia Shire (Adrian from Rocky) guest stars. As herself. And it's f*cking weird. It makes us wonder if she's actually like this in real life. All around a terrible episode.
22 minutes | Sep 24, 2021
S05E18 - The Departure
Even though we haven't seen Tony in weeks, everyone's upset that he's finally leaving. Come on, you're all outta here in like 4 more episodes!
32 minutes | Sep 17, 2021
S05E17 - The Date
Finally, things get serious on a very special episode of Blossom. (Spoiler alert: things still don't get as serious as Fresh Prince.)
33 minutes | Sep 10, 2021
S05E16 - A Mind With A Heart Of Its Own
Guess who's back, back again, Vinnie's back, tell a friend. This one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
27 minutes | Sep 4, 2021
S05E15 - It Happened One Night
Nick gets creepy, Craig releases the episode late... does any of this really matter?
24 minutes | Aug 26, 2021
S05E14 - Who's Not On First
The return of the fantasy sequence! And it couldn't be more timely. Tune in to find out more!
26 minutes | Aug 13, 2021
S05E13 - A Kiss Is Just A Kiss
In this week's episode: Blossom's horny.
26 minutes | Aug 6, 2021
S05E12 - High Diddly Dee
Blossom tries out for a school play with a "famous" director. It's terrible. It's all terrible.
27 minutes | Jul 30, 2021
S05E11 - Mating Rituals
What do you want me to say at this point? This show is stupid. Blossom brings her boobs to a party, it gets her some attention, and there are no consequences.
25 minutes | Jul 22, 2021
S05E10 - Oh, Baby
Let's see, Shelly's pregnant and the episode is called "Oh, Baby." I WONDER WHAT THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT. Oh and also WE REACHED OUR 100th episode, baby!!
23 minutes | Jul 15, 2021
S05E09 - Blossom Gump
Is there a more 90's episode name than "Blossom Gump?" Spoiler: no. This episode was weird. The story was disjointed and based on a lot of things that didn't make sense, almost as if NBC were saying to themselves "let's see if anyone's actually paying attention to this garbage." But hey, at least there are some fantasy sequences.
33 minutes | Jul 9, 2021
S05E08 - The Game You Play Tomorrow
What can I say? This episode is better than last week's, and we promise we'll never do a live episode again. OR WILL WE??? Blossom and Six get college acceptance letters and have to figure their shit out.
29 minutes | Jul 3, 2021
S05E07 - Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
Jason and Craig do a LIVE PODCAST on Instagram Live! It's absolutely terrible. Joey faces temptation, while Blossom faces a demon child.
29 minutes | Jun 24, 2021
S05E06 - Writing the Wrongs
Another terrible episode of Blossom. We were hoping season 5 would save this podcast, but it now seems like we were fools. Blossom and Six have a school assignment where they just have to express themselves. Even their teacher is phoning it in!
33 minutes | Jun 17, 2021
S05E05 - The Wedding
In our opinionation, fuck this show. More specifically though, Nick gets married, and it's really starting to feel like they're phoning it in!
30 minutes | Jun 10, 2021
S05E04 - Your New Planet
This week: we don't give a shit about copyright! This guy comes up and he's all, you know if you wanna steal Liam Lynch's songs, there's easier ways to do it than ripping it from a podcast, and we're all like YEAH WHATEVER
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