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A new series. A view of the world from my single-wide trailer in Elkridge, Md. So, you think yer better than me? WELL? DO YA?

Max Payload, the most famous legislative gumshoe of them all. He takes on the cases no one else will because America needs protection from the filth generated on Capitol Hill. In today's episode, Max goes after, "Denny the Diddler."

For today, you shall be treated to an episode of the old "Lord of Satire" podcast, recorded April 23, 2013

Well, they finally caught on. I am faking my wife's battle with a terminal illness. I pumped her belly and legs full of fluid just to put one over on Hoge and Grady and their merry band of very smart science geniuses who are intelligent. Shame on me.

In light of the downfall of "19 Kids and Counting," we speculate on what goes into the creation of TV network programming. Hint: Not a great deal of thought.

He refused my offer to go fork himself... Two new songs in this one, both devoted to the son no mother could love, no woman could touch, no dog could be loyal to.

Remember, they died on the battlefield so you could save BIG BUCKS on home appliances, mattresses, and shiny new cars! So don't dishonor the ULTIMATE SACRIFICE these retailers are making in honor of the troops who would be enjoying the holiday with their families except for the fact that... well... you know.

A man tells his readers and listeners that his wife has been told she has a terminal illness. So, the readers of your blog decide the right thing to do is to mock, harass and defame the dying woman, using her as a weapon to hurt her husband. The man issues a cease and desist, and Hoggy the Blogster tells him that his readers will say whatever they want about the man's terminally-ill bride and there's nothing to be done about it. Oh? Really?

How To Get Your Readers to Ignore the Fact That You Have Been Charged by the State of Maryland with a Sexually-Charged Crime, Such As Stalking a Teenaged Girl When You Are a 67-Year Old Scumbag? SIMPLE! You gently direct them to attack the terminally ill wife of your enemy. That's not scummy at ALL, is it?

They must really feel dumb now after mocking Brett Kimberlin like they did after he failed to get a peace order against WJJ Hoge III last week for stalking and harassing BK's daughter. The judge gave Hoge a world class beat down, but said there was nothing she could do because the harassment was more than 30 days old. So, today Brett and his wife went to the Montgomery County District Court Commissioner and came out with one charge each of violating "Grace's Law" against Hoge and Aaron Walker. Shoe, meet other foot.

What are the greatest threats facing America today? Gays! Immigrants! Girl Scouts! And, oh yeah, ISIS. The Liberal Grouch brings them to their knees without even buying any of those little thin mint cookies the Girl Scouts sell, just in case they've been transgendered from Peanut Butter Patties -- or something. Can't be TOO careful.

My wife is not doing well today. Those of you who know me know what I'm talking about. So rather than sit here and disturb her rest by yelling into a microphone, we'll travel back to October 24, 2013 and beat the metaphorical crap out of Ali A. Akbar and his butt puppet R. Stacy McCain like we did that night so long ago, yet -- so recently.

Who is this God fellow all the right wingers are yapping about. And why is he so doggone MAD at us all the time? A new Pew Research poll shows a 7-point drop in the percentage of people who self-identify as Christians. Bill O'Reilly says it's rap music and immorality. The Grouch thinks it may have something to do with the blatant hypocrisy of so many so-called Christians.

Hypocrites. They hate it when you call them hypocrites. They always have a great reason for being hypocrites. See, when they do it to YOU, it's good and righteous. But when you do it right back AT them, it's YOU who are the evil one. Understand?

The Grouch serves up tasty, juicy slices of pit-barbecued pig meat as he puts WJJ Hoge III on the spit and rotates him slowly over the open flames of hell.

Two court victories in one day. WJJ Hoge III's peace order is denied by reason of improper venue in Carroll County, so he drives to Howard County, files there, and is rejected. Now come the appeals because... butthurt is a TERRIBLE master.

Swear to God. This year I have been dealing with more assholes than an entire proctologist convention. I believe we shall dispose of one of them tomorrow.

How does a boy go from the Manassas School for Dull Boys to the heights of the legal profession, to becoming a direct target for ISIS? Does being a self-important, self-righteous, religiofascist butt wipe have anything to do with it? Listen and hear the whole sad story.