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B-Holes Like Us
63 minutes | May 28, 2013
B-Holes Like Us, Episode 15: Ryan’s Last BLU
B-Holes is rich this week. The boys were trying to stay on target but there is shit talking to start the episode out. Fat Tony is back and that completely brought everything off the rails. From shit stories to making fun of each other for being Mexican. It was a great way to get things rolling. We did find out that Nerd Ryan's dick keeps falling out of his boxers. Why? Well the guys debate that a bit in the first part of the show. The guys then get into where they are from and if it's a big deal. Tony reinforces that he loves McDonalds and anything else with a high calorie count. These guys were making me hungry just recording it. Does where your from matter? To some it does, but these guys have differing opinion. Just to make sure you get the point, Fat Tony love to fucking eat, under any situation. Next the boys get into fighting in the club. Arron is too old for that shit and he ain't got time for that. The topic brought in some good comic relief. We all learned that Arron is a lover not a fighter. We also know the lover part is questionable at best. This is Ryan Lifts last episode with us. They gave him the business as well. Since he is bigger than everyone else, the guys will wait till he is gone to really make fun of him. Not being here is cause for the guys to dig in and make you gayer than a LGBT march. Ryan Lifts is about to get it worse than Jason did, but then again Jason is still getting clowned. Which is why I am not getting the ability to Skype in yet. Racist jokes made it into the podcast. No the guys didn't tell racist jokes, they just go through different types of jokes. I also realized that I am more desensitized than I originally thought. I am not going any further, you are going to have to just listen to this mess to know the rest. All I can say is when the boys are in the studio it's like being in a 13 year old's club. No girls allowed. Lastly, if these guys could combine like Voltron, they would build into the biggest faggot the world has ever seen. Arron would be the ass. Click this below to listen to this episode from our Soundcloud channel and we are fairly positive that you will follow us for future entertainment... Click this link to listen from our host and open a new window so you can keep surfing the Network!
66 minutes | May 20, 2013
B-Holes Like Us, Episode 14: Loveland in Jeju
Arron is such a spoiled, rich, douche bag and the guys really let him know during this episode. He hid this from us all this time. Now we finally understand why he lives with very limited boundaries. You can learn all about the upscale neighborhood he lives in to the pothole that damaged his car and he couldn't sue the city to fix it. He absolutely is a ridiculous person and if it wasn't for him physically coming to the studio each time I would not think he was a real person. The boys went on vacation to a tropical island. They got to see Loveland which is amazingly filled with thousands of dick shaped trees, rocks, and anything you can model into a rock solid penis. Needless to say they did not want to come back home after visiting Oz. You will hear all the stories they have about their 3-day getaway. It's a fairly good sit down with what not to do when you are visiting someone else's home. Another really bad "Would You Rather". I really hate that the guys do this. This week's is all about parents and grandparents and I have no doubt at all that the guys will be going to Hell for every single word they say. The only difference is Arron will be going to rich Hell and the other guys will be going to some shit hole that only bums go to. The side note is that Arron forgot to tell you all to send dick pics. For that I am happy, he can also go fuck himself. Click the episode below to listen from our Soundcloud channel and of course follow us! Click the link below to listen from our host and pop open a new window so you can keep surfing the site.
62 minutes | May 14, 2013
B-Holes Like Us, Episode 13: My Buddy and Our Buddy’s Mom
Ryan Lifts is MIA for this podcast, he was out the night before. As the podcast progresses, we found that he is alive and well. He was so worn out for the evening activities he decided to sleep all day. The guys started by recapping the previous night and the levels of drinking. Yes, we all know there are several levels of drinking. For the record, Nerd Ryan was hurting beyond belief. You can even here that his voice is deeper than normal. I hope that hangover really hurt too. So in this episode we have Arron, Chris and Nerd Ryan ready to talk your ear off for an hour. Not even 10 minutes in and the guys were on tranny porn. This is very much expected though so no show stoppers here. They did discuss their favorite types of porn though. If you want to know, just jump in and listen. Arron tells a story about a buddy that fucked another buddy's mom. It was a good one. While this is one of the tamer podcasts, its still a "good" kind of mello but still the B-Holes you want. Actually, do you want the B-Holes? Fat people get Arron going on a fun-filled rant. He just has a passion for being skinny. Are you fat? Don't worry, I think we can all agree that he has flaws too. Sorry fat people, you just weren't off limits for this one. Of course the guys finished with a solid Would You Rather. It has become a staple in the show and a great way to wrap up each episode. Click the below link to listen to this episode from our Soundcloud channel and don't walk away without subscribing! Click this link below to open a new window and chill some more at the Network!
61 minutes | May 10, 2013
B-Holes Like Us, Episode 12: Celebrities to Bang
In the studio we had Arron, Ryan Lifts, Dante, DJ, and Art. We weren't expecting to add 3 new people to the cast but they showed up begging to be on. Naturally, being good natured people, they took them in and gave them a chance. DJ proved to have the world's longest story, ever. Dante proved he doesn't mind slippin' and slidin' all over another man's daycare. Art just proved he has no shame. The guys covered embarrassing moments, celebrities they would like to bang, some men's fashion and finally they broke out 2 "Would You Rathers" to end the show right. This is a solid podcast and a must listen and share. Would you sleep with the blue chick from Avatar? One of these dirty fuckers would. We talked all about celebrities and obviously imaginary women to fuck. A lot of possibilities were brought up, but one fact we know is that Oprah has hammer toes and hobbit feet. You learn on BLU, and these guys have your homeschooling right here. Ryan Lifts decided he didn't want to be close to the microphone during this episode. I asked him a few times but it seemed he had other ideas. I will pitch it to him next time and see if he wants to produce better quality audio. He pieces will be a bit lower, but I couldn't edit it better. Click below to listen from our Soundcloud channel and by all means, follow us! Click here to open a new window and surf the Network a lot more!
62 minutes | May 5, 2013
B-Holes Like Us, Episode 11: Discovering Masturbation
Back again with Arron, Ryan Lifts, and Nerd Ryan. We decided Nerd Ryan needed a new name instead of Ryan 2 and we felt that we wanted to downsize him a bit. The guys really gave it their 110% on this one. This time the guys decided to add a new bit called "Would You Rather". If you have a dick you know exactly what this is. We all played it growing up. Some of us were better at it than others but in the end we were all worse off for playing it. It was much like playing spin the bottle with 15 other guys. It's nothing but remorse and regret. The guys also covered some fashion, discovering masturbation, and telling your buddy that your girl is a slut. They dug deep to give you a great show and I think they achieved it, but they still remain a gaggle of homosexuals. Arron is the leader of the pack but Ryan Lifts is always trying to be the king of the hill each episode. Make sure you play this one if you don't want to waste your time with other episodes. You are sure to be worse off by getting this hour into your life but that's ok. Here at Adam Mulholland .com we didn't think much of you in the first place. Quit being a faggot and press the play button already! Below is this episode on our Soundcloud channel: Click the one below to listen in a new window and continue surfing the network:
62 minutes | May 2, 2013
B-Holes Like Us, Episode 10: Stealing Cuddlehustle
The guys didn't show up. No one did. I can only assume shame and disgrace was the culprit. No, I am fucking with you. Arron, Ryan Lifts, and myself graced this episode. We decided to start off making fun of Tony for not being here. He didn't deserve it but it made us feel better about ourselves. I don't normally want to get in on this show because I have a reputation to uphold. Arron promised me a great time later though. You should know before clicking the play button that Ryan Lifts was fairly drunk from the get go. It only got worse through the show. Now, he will deny it, and he will call me names for letting the cat out of the bag so have a listen and make your own call on it. We decided to talk about shit that has changed since we were kids, terrible sexual ideas, wearing too much make-up, and having sex the first time. Also, Ryan Lifts decided to steal Jason's "cuddlehustle". I know Jason said he took it from him, but since Jason was the first one to introduce it, he owns it in this studio. So once again Ryan Lifts is a dirty thief. This episode is still just as terrible as all the others. Hopefully we didn't fall flat of expectations. Ryan Lifts also admits that he has blown himself on this episode. This makes him excessively gay. I have made my point. Click this one to listen direct from our Soundcloud channel (and don't forget to follow us!): Click this one is you want to open a new window and surf and listen. Download from Soundcloud, it's faster than our host...
64 minutes | Apr 29, 2013
B-Holes Like Us, Episode 9: Facebook Sensitivity
So, Jason is gone. Now it's Arron hosting BLU all by himself with some other assholes. This episode is the first without Jason driving this sex-fueled train to Hell. Ryan Lifts decided to step in and get on the mic with Arron. He didn't do too bad and the boys held their own. There wasn't as much gay shit going on without Jason but you can't have your cake and eat it to. The guys covered porn screaming after hearing it in person on the way to the studio. They also wanted to gab about facebook sensitivity and stalking. That one is easily one of my favorites. Of course they talked about boners and bad times to get them. It all boils down to some good wholesome fun on B-Holes Like Us. Don't miss this one, it's a dandy. We also had Tony and Chris in the studio and I worked the sound board. Lessons learned: Arron is a photography creep, Tony takes boner shits, and Ryan Lifts is an insensitive prick. "Likes" said: 1843"Bitches" dropped: 562 In fairness to Arron I was able to edit out 126 other likes. It's not his fault, he grew up in the valley. Arron, we still love you. Ok, that's a lie. Only Tony does. Click below to listen direct from our Soundcloud channel, or go even further below and get our hosted copy so you can open a new window and listen while you check more of our stuff out. This is the one you want so you can listen and surf:
60 minutes | Apr 25, 2013
B-Holes Like Us, Episode 8: Worst Ways to Breakup
Jason and Arron storm the studio with every fucking special guest they had since the beginning of BLU to celebrate Jason's last episode of BLU before going on vacation from the project. So cram the already 7 hours published of BLU and add another hour of extra special disgusting, disturbing, offending, and awesome content for the last show together. The guys start this one out on a gut-wrenching topic of having sex during "that time of the month". Just editing it hurt my heart, stomach, and morals. I blame Arron for this. The guys didn't stay on that topic for long as they jumped to different shit that annoys them and worst ways to break up with girlfriends and boyfriends. Tasha ensures we have a bitch in the studio. I know I shouldn't be saying anything, but, Arron did pull me aside before the recording and apologized for begging for D-Pics on my behalf and asked if I could write in a request for deep rectum pictures for him. He is trying to build a portfolio and I support a collector's habit. If you do send those pics in though I will get them up on the gallery so everyone can enjoy them. The guys wrapped up everything on a strip club story. Always good to hear the skanky side of folks and these guys are masters of it. Don't say I didn't warn you when you finish this hour. You should regret every second of it and beg for your life back. Now this on... Check the episode out on our Soundcloud channel or pop open a new window and listen to our hosted file below. Downloading the episode is awesome, but for a faster download we recommend getting it from Soundcloud. Use this to open a new window and surf the network a bit more.
64 minutes | Apr 23, 2013
B-Holes Like Us, Episode 7: Awkward Sex Stories
Arron and Ryan teaches you how to stop the dribbles of piss left over using the restroom in this episode. We decided to have Ryan 2 in the studio this time to defend himself from all the times Jason and Arron have made fun of him on previous episodes. The guys also decided to cover awkward bar moments and weird road trips. This BLU session brought a lot of laughing and even some crying. Arron gayed up the session like nobody's business. He always plays it off so well to the point that you kind of know he is straight. We still like him though. We don't judge in the studio, well, actually I think Jason does but I don't have proof of that. This one was a bit delayed on getting up on the site because the guys had me out on the town last night which took me out of my editing game. Yes, I just blamed them for the lack of work on my part. If you are into awkward sexual stories then this one is for you. The guys stepped up their game last on this one. I couldn't have been prouder. Arron shares one of his stories about getting caught by a girl's dad and how the conversation went after. This was a gem. You can hear the rest by clicking below and enjoying a solid hour of entertainment. (Also in the studio was Ryan 1, Tony, and Adam) Have a listen from our Soundcloud channel or skip below to listen to it from our server so you can open it in a new window while you surf the network. Here is the file direct from our host:
59 minutes | Apr 18, 2013
B-Holes Like Us, Episode 6: Turn On’s and Off’s
Honestly, I never thought we would cover pissing on people in any of the BLU podcasts, but we have officially done it. At this point I am certain there is no topic off limits. Jason and Arron are joined by Tasha and Sonya in the studio for the 6th episode. We couldn't just have one woman in the studio and the second brought hormones. At one point I thought I was going to get fucked if one of these 2 didn't put out. Jason and Arron tried covering what they could and did a great job with fetishes and turn on's and off's. This is a milder episode and more conversation driven. Arron, is an A-hole because he didn't heed the warning of recommending guys send me cock pics. Next time he is in the studio I am going to hire 2 "strangers" to rape him just to make my point clearer. Check this one out and see how it treats you. As usual just click below and get the good times rolling. Note: We don't really condone rape. Or listen from our servers so you can open up a new window and carry on. If you want to download the episode, it's totally cool. You might want to download it from Soundcloud though because it will be faster.
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