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It's our first finale, and Season 1 has been a fun ride! Join us as we explore Jane Austin parallels, fertility studies, and fashion that is "90s fine." 

The stars have aligned, because at the time of recording, Sarah is ALSO about to give birth. This was a good one, despite the congestion. We discuss how antiquated the 90s sitcom format now is, Rachel's doctor complex, drop-foot syndrome, and how we thought Jonathan Silverman was in more things.

There are some things just off about this episode...but we sure have a great time trying to figure them out! Monica's new love interest is supposed to be 17 but looks like a 40 year-old-dad, we can't remember all the components of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, and WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BINDERS (for the WENUS)? 

How much do you love Drunk Monica? How much does a WonderMop actually cost? Why is there a bucket of communal shoes? How dangerous is it really to keep a monkey as a pet? Join us as we lament over all the skills we wish we had and debate how to spell "joozje"...tszuj? zhush? (A real spelling may not actually exist.)

Ready to spill the tea? It's been awhile (or ever?) since we've been in the dating scene, but join us as we debate dating etiquette and the reported timeline of the "official" Rachel haircut. Also this episode: why one should never wear buttons over buttons, dork awards, and Mr. Peanut's given name.

Ashley and Sarah agonize over all the chances Ross and Rachel allow to slip through their fingertips while Marcel explores the girl's apartment building and eventually finds himself playing dress-up with Mr. Heckles.  And we celebrate the appearance of Marla Hooch! #aleagueoftheirown

Do you know where to get the #1 best pizza in NYC or how much poker the cast of Friends actually played off-set? Join us to discuss everything about the poker episode!

We continue this two-parter to discuss pregnant baby dreams, George Clooney's grooming techniques, becoming our mothers, and the unexpected luxury of shelled pistachios. There's plenty of Friends stuff too.

Sarah and Ashley dive into the first Friends NBC crossover episode, where Mad About You and Friends collide through the character of Phoebe's twin Ursula. Also, lamaze, spanish dubbing, ice capades, and (of course) monkeys.

This was one of our favorites... listen in to find out where you can find your wenis and hear us fawn over Jon Lovitz. Tartlets! Tartlets! Tartlets!

Misogynistic firefighters, mean friends, and mopey exes...While this wasn't our favorite episode, Janice saves the day.

It's The One With Our First Guest! Our good friend Galen joins us to dish on alien costume fashion, dropping in on friends of friends to use their facilities, and why everyone should use the anatomically correct terms for all the parts. Also, the shock when we discover our parents are flawed humans and the importance (or not) of good knife skills.

Ever wonder why white women think they should eat their placentas? Do you know the vast rainbow of variety that exists within the Pringles flavor canon? Join Ashley and Sarah to dive into an array of exhilarating topics, specifically examining why this might be the worst episode of Friends to exist, but also why we still love it.

Sarah wins trivia this week! Join us as we discuss the brief history of romance novels, the importance of hospital security, and examples of gross PDA that we would never tolerate. We also tackle the age-old question on Friends: how long has it been?

Join us as we break down the Friends reunion special on HBO max in this very special mini-episode!  

Sarah and Ashley discuss Temptation Island, the sports time vortex, Seattle men with dogs, Russian geography, and nipples. We also reflect on the genius of Hank Azaria and wonder why we needed a monkey so soon in the series.

Join us as we dive into the origin and rise of Friendsgiving, motivational aerobic exercise videos, living with ducks, and of course, fashion faux pas. Also (and most importantly: Ashley and Sarah bond over the right way to eat cereal. You are welcome.

With new updated production sound (*enhance*) Ashley and Sarah discuss funeral etiquette and debunk the cancer-causing myth of artificial sweeteners (we think). Also, lots of fashion advice, giggles, and forkchops.

When is a vestibule more than an atrium? Where is the line for the "friend zone?"  Join Ashley and Sarah on this very special episode full of terrible sweaters, candlewax, cat puppets and supermodels. 

This week, we dive into our burgeoning old-man crushes on director James Burrows and explore the concept of butt doubling (#butting). We also navigate topics such as polyamory, winning the fight against a good night's sleep, and the inevitability of slowly becoming our mothers. It's a top-to-bottom, straight-up yikes.