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Odd week, but we made it through. Shaw took off for Vegas on Tuesday and didn't hit it big on the Pai Gow table. An "Ask Women" section of Reddit posed the following question: "Where's the weirdest place a guy has ever taken you on a date". We reviewed some of the more cringey answers and asked Jean about her dating experiences. Did you know that because of our obsession with all the crazy documentaries on Ted Bundy and Kai, people are putting together "If I go missing" books with samples of their DNA, fingerprints, and a ton of other personal information? We discussed our biggest pet peeves while driving, and Brian got some tent-pants over the rumor that Tom Brady might return to the New England Patriots. On Wednesday, we found out that Hormel has teamed up with a brewery in Minnesota to make a Hormel Chili Cheese beer.  No Shaw on Wednesday meant that Jean filled in for "You're killin' me, Jeans" and completely whiffed. Later in the week, a new study revealed how much you save by shopping without your kids, and some doctors shared which nutritional myths they're growing tired of. We had a great story about an UberEats delivery driver that interrupted a college basketball game with his McDonald's order(turns out it was all just a prank), and some conspiracy theorists have cooked up a whopper about Damar Hamlin. A woman in the UK recently turned 100 years old and unveiled her secret to a long life, and we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend. Plus, what would you do with an extra four hours per day? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another busy week in the books with some heavy snow on Wednesday night into Thursday. We started things off with the "Monday Morning Throwback" and "Carp Karen". We also talked about the germiest place in your kitchen. The goalie for the Vegas Golden Knights is filing for bankruptcy, and the backstory on his reason why is Netflix documentary-worthy. We reviewed WalletHub.com's list of the best & worst states to drive in, and we got another reason to never step on an airplane again...thank you, Vegas plane witch. Shaw aced this week's "You're Killin' me, Shaws" which led to a discussion about Leo & Kate and that door in the middle of the ocean. We talked about the cliques we belonged to in high school, and we had TWO more Karens acting a fool later in the week. Panera Karen kinda backfired, and another Karen on a plane is in REALLY big trouble. Plus, the annual Iowa State Fair "Husband-Calling Competition" is going viral this week, and we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One week closer to February! We're also a week away from our annual 9-Pin Tap Tourney at All-Star Lanes, so get registered right meow by clicking here! We started the week off with a new "Monday Morning Throwback", and some sad news for grandparents all over the country. 411 is coming to an end for land-line users. Plus, a truly horrifying story about a hockey player who suffered a ruptured testicle & kept playing. We discussed a study that found most people want more energy vs. more sex or sleep. There's also a sherriff's department in Missouri that's looking for volunteers for their "Wet Lab". Shaw aced this week's "You're killin me, Shaws" on hump day, and we discovered that silly walks burn as much, if not more, calories than jogging! Also, single men apparently don't wash their sheets very often. Gross. On Thursday morning, we found out that tea bags contain the DNA of over 400 different insect species, and we learned about FOSY. The fear of saying yes. Plus, did a Turkish model have the worst first kiss EVER? And of course, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Merry New Year!!!!! Hopefully the holidays treated you well and you're ready for another year of WTF???? We kicked the week off with a list of things to look forward to in the month of January, and we recapped the most common resolutions that people made this year and talked about our own New Year's resolutions. Shaw said he wanted to drink more water, which is apparently a REALLY good idea if you want to live longer & look better. We talked about the Michigan QB's dad touching his son's gilfriend's butt. Make sense? And Shaw actually knew this week's movie clip from "You're Killin' Me, Shaws". We had a legit maniac on Wednesday for our "Karen of the Day"....a bike lane LUNATIC from San Fran. What are some uncommon things that we should normalize? Discussed that on Wednesday morning, and we talked about a man named Mr. Packer, who is trying to get into the Packer Fan Hall of Fame. Do you put potatoes in your socks when you have the flu? It's apparently the latest TikTok trend! Shared a great story about a little pooch that went missing on Christmas, but has since returned to it's owners safe & sound. According to a recent survey, 42% of people sleep with stuffed animals in bed. And of course, we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What a week to finish 2022 for the Morning Sickness! Brian's out next week, and Jean & Shaw will both be out the following week, so we won't be back at full strength until the new year, but we stuffed this week with all sorts of goodies, including "The Monday Morning Throwback", and more Christmas cards for Scott Robert Shaw. Send yours to: Scott Robert Shaw/Operation Holly Jolly201 State St.La Crosse, WI 54601 We talked about how long the average person leaves a dirty dish in the sink before cleaning it, and Brian revealed a MAJOR marriage issue at his house when it comes to loading the dishwasher. Plus, we went over the annual report for how much it would cost to buy all the things in the "12 Days of Christmas" song. We discussed some common holiday injuries and how to avoid them. We found out that being a radio DJ is more stressful than 83% of other jobs out there. Who knew? And in a continued effort to get Shaw in the Christmas spirit, Brian brought in the Coulee Classic Quartet on Hump Day to sing a few Christmas Carols in studio. They were fan-friggin'-tastic!!!!!!! Do you have any idea how many pics of you are online? Most people think it's VERY few. After the recent season of "Survivor" wrapped up, the winner decided to donate the ENTIRE million dollars(after taxes) to the Veterans in Need Foundation. And on Friday, we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ho Ho Ho! As we got another week closer to Christmas, we did our best to increase Scott Robert Shaw's Christmas Spirit!  He's kind of a Grinch...so we asked our kick-ass Rock listeners to send in Christmas Cards for the little guy & you came through! Keep sending your cards to: Scott Robert Shaw201 State St.La Crosse, WI 54601 Our Monday Morning Throwback asked the question, "Xmas movie or not?", and we discovered that Franzia is in the holiday inflatable game! Plus, could your IBS be caused by something called "Graviy Intolerance"????? This holiday season, Hellman's mayo wants you to mix some mayo with your eggnog(BLECH). We talked about some of the holiday-related injuries people deal with this time of year, and Shaw aced this week's edition of "You're Killin' me, Shaws". We got a BRAND-NEW version of The Thursday Song thanks to Andy Hughes, and we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

December is finally here and we ran down a list of things to look forward to in the upcoming month. Plus, we took a look back to 2015 in this week's "Monday Morning Throwback" as Brian apologized for being a dink. We talked about the new Bambi movie from the people behind the upcoming "Winnie The Pooh: Blood & Honey" film. And there's a new TikTok trend involving AC/DC & a frying pan. A recent poll asked people if their family had a vomit bowl that doubled as a popcorn bowl, and another survey found out that we spend 34 hours of our lives untangling Christmas lights. We discussed Brian Robinson's BIG hat during the "Friggin' Sports" on Hump Day, and we told you how to score FREE McDonald's for LIFE! As we flipped the calendar to December, we ran down a list of things to look forward to in the upcoming month, and we talked about our favorite holiday candies. And...we officially started a new campaign to try & get Shaw in the Christmas spirit. Send your Christmas cards to: Scott Robert Shaw 201 State St. La Crosse, WI 54601 Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wow! What a crazy busy week we had. LOTS of Thanksgiving stuff as we get ready for the upcoming holiday...including a list of Thanksgiving TV shows & movies to get you ready for next Thursday, a Thanksgiving "Who'd You Rather", and  Plus, Brian recapped his recent bus trip to Rochester for some brewery hopping, and we talked about Lori's bunions during the Monday Morning Throwback. There's apparently a "temporary" vasectomy out there, and neither Brian nor Shaw wanted anything to do with it. We talked about the house from "A Christmas Story" being for sale, and like many of you, Jean spent the entire day on the internet on Tuesday, trying to buy tickets for Taylor Swift. The annual report about the cost of Thanksgiving dinner came out this week, and go figure....it's gonna cost more! We also checked out a poll that asked "When do the holidays start?" Also, a new poll about gaining weight during the holidays, and a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a week off, Brian was back on Monday and we all had Powerball fever as the jackpot had grown to $2 billion!!!!!  We talked about whether we'd take the immediate payout or the annuity, and we also got to this week's Monday Morning Throwback. Plus, a new "Karen of the Day" who called 911 because of pink BBQ. Jean wasn't all that thrilled with the new season of Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix. Mostly because they were mysteries that are unsolved. A new "challenge" has made it's way onto the internet. The "Chin Pick-Up" challenge. You try to pick someone up while they're touching your chin. Apparently, it's nearly impossible. And speaking of the internet, it's newest hero is the rotisserie chicken guy, who ate 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days. While Brian was on vacation, Shaw revealed his Thanksgiving plans, and to no one's surprise, Brian wasn't too pleased to hear that Shaw was planning to have lasagna on turkey day. We discussed which decade of our lives we'd like to experience again, and Shaw whiffed BIG TIME on this week's edition of "You're killin' me, Shaws" Plus, we recapped "The Watcher" and gave you a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big week leading up to Halloween on Monday. We started things off with an interesting survey about all things paranormal and got to the Monday Morning Throwback! We got a new tip to help with remembering someone's name, and found out that there may be a Thanksgiving turkey shortage this year. Not to mention, they'll be more expensive. Isn't everything? Ran down a list of some of the most popular "little white lies" we all tell, and talked about the five health benefits of eating pumpkin. That's when Jean revealed her deep, dark secret!!!!! A little bit of internet #science determined the scariest horror movie villians, and Shaw aced this week's edition of "You're killin' me, Shaws". We talked about 2022's worst Halloween candies, and hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Been a week of some serious ups & downs. Brian was out on Monday after going to Lambeau to watch his Patriots LOSE to the Packers. Again. But, after he returned, we discussed some tips for spotting fake Amazon reviews, and we gave you a list of things to look forward to in the month of October! Shaw whiffed on "You're killin' me, Shaws" this week, but he had some really good stuff during "Bad News with Happy Music" including a story about the "Stranger Things" Halloween decorations that have gone viral recently, and which city swears the most. Plus, a rundown of the most popular Halloween costumes for kids, adults, & pets in 2022. We talked about kid who was cheating at chess....A LOT. And we discussed whether they should start putting exercise amounts on food labels that tell you how much exercise you need to burn of the calories in whatever you're eating. A new "Karen of the Day" is upset about the new "Hocus Pocus" movie, and a brewery in PA recently made an IPA that supposedly pairs well with White Castle. We also talked about the #WitchesOfTikTok & what they think is going to happen to Tom Brady now that he & Gisele are breaking up.  And of course, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What a busy week. No Jean on Monday or Tuesday, but we still had plenty to talk about! We started you off with the 'Monday Morning Throwback' on "Talk like a Pirate Day"!!! Brian found a 'job' that's perfect for him, and we discovered how much you're worth on the Dark Web. Plus, a Guinness World Record that Brian thinks he could beat. The FDA had to warn people this week about the potential dangers of boiling chicken in NyQuil. SMH. Another week, another GATOR in a Wisconsin body of water. What the hell is going on out there? A fancy yogurt company is looking to hire someone to move to Iceland to live a "simpler" life, and we also gave you a list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a much needed day off on Labor Day Monday, we were back on Tuesday with a discussion about the now-viral Corn Kid, and a bare-knuckle fighter who had an odd celebration after winning a recent fight. A company in Amsterdam is looking to hire someone who can "puke on command" to help people with their fear of vomitting. We discussed the recent Taylor Hawkins tribute show at Wembley, and we celebrated "National Beer Day" on hump-day! We talked about some of the ground rules for moving back in with mom & dad, and Shaw happily gave away $70 of Brian's Morning-show money by knowing the movie quote this week during "You're killin' me, Shaws". We had a couple of crazy stories during "Bad News with Happy Music" on Wednesday, including a giant snapping turtle that washed up dead in a Wisconsin lake, and a woman who faked an injury at the airport to avoid the lines. Even more wild stuff during "Bad News with Happy Music" on Thursday morning, including a guy who supposedly lost his arm in a gator attack & spent three days wandering around a swamp before he finally got rescued, and a woman who has bilked her own mother out of a bunch of money by faking her kidnapping FOUR times! We celebrated Shaw's birthday on Thursday morning, and talked about an American Chess champ who has offered to play naked after being accused of cheating. And of course, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What a week! Jean was off for a few days, but Brian & Shaw managed to hold down the fort without burning the building to the ground! We talked about having an emergency fund, and how $400 used to be the amount you needed, but now it's closer to $1,400!!! Plus, Panera is testing an A-I drive-thru in some of it's stores. What could possibly go wrong? Tia Sneath from Gundersen Health Systems stopped by to talk about next weekend's "Steppin Out in Pink", and there was a woman who was begging an airline for an "adults-only" flight after dealing with a very loud & annoying child on her flight. Needless to say, Brian agreed with her. We talked about the things couples bicker about at home, and we also talked about the division of the chores at home between men & women. The final "Summer Party Tip" of the year gave you a list of things to do around the state of Wisconsin this Labor Day weekend, and we discussed an LA bar that recently decided to ban anyone under the age of 30 from entering on Friday & Saturday nights. Plus, a man who was stung over 20,000 times by bees, and a list of things to look forward to in the month of September.  And speaking of lists, another list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another week in the books....one week closer to September...one week closer to the end of the 95 Days of Summer. We started the week off with the "Monday Morning Throwback", and found out about all the interesting things in Shaw's wallet. Plus, Tommy Lee finally explained what happened with his infamous Twitter pic. A new scandal rocked the sports world this week...known as "Bag Gate". We discussed the amount of germs on your kid's backpack, and our "Summer Party Tip" dealt with partying on a budget. Apparently, getting gored by a bull just isn't enough anymore, as someone was recently gored by a FLAMING bull. We discussed come of the recent Tik Tok trends, like the "Boyfriend Haul", and gave you a new list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After playing hooky last Friday, we found out what happened to Jean. Needless to say, it sounds painful. We also got to the Monday Morning Throwback and tried to decipher what the very LOUD Karen was saying in a recent viral video. We talked about the upcoming 5FDP & Brantley Gilbert tour, and Shaw shared a story about a poor guy with a water bottle stuck up his ass. Speaking of Shaw, he whiffed again on this week's "You're killin' me, Shaws"(it was Dreamcatcher), and he also had a story about  couple who got busted having sex on a ferris wheel. Who hasn't? Our "Summer Party Tip" this week was less about us and all about YOU! We wanted your opinion on what was the best part of a summer party/BBQ. We got some safety tips from a burglar, and Brian filled in for Shaw on Thursday for "Bad News with Happy Music". He had a couple of interesting stories about the Loch Ness monster, a disappointed DoorDash customer, and a gator waiting outside of a guy's house on the first day of school. And of course, we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What a week. Jean was back from vacation and we started things off with the Monday Morning Throwback and discussed the "Two-Two-Two Rule" for a happy marriage. Plus, Aaron Rodgers was on Barstool's "Pardon My Take" and it kinda took a strange turn. Casper mattress is looking for a professional napper, and we found out about a man who can supposedly "taste" names. Do you kill every plant you bring into your house? You are DEFINITELY not alone. This week's "Summer Party Tip" dealt with themed-parties, and we talked about an interesting survey on sleep and what we'd give up for a perfect month of sleep. Also, a man was assaulted with a raw steak, and a brawl erupted at a funeral! We asked if your partner's driving makes you nervous, and we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The final month of the 95 Days of Summer kicked things off this week and we ran down a list of things to look forward to in the upcoming month. Plus, the Monday Morning Throwback took us to 2016 when Shaw dropped the now-famous, "Pampers Ja-BlowMe" quote. We talked about a Canadian candy company that's looking for a "Chief Candy Officer", and Brian recapped Ric Flair's final match. There was an interesting survey about our lottery habits after someone in IL won the $1billion Mega-Millions jackpot last Friday. Are there celebrities that you hate for no good reason? They might be on this list we discussed. Plus, Brian shared some of the party-hosting tips he's learned over the years for this week's "Summer Party Tip", and Shaw had some news about Oktoberfest in Germany being back, which led Brian to discuss the teufelsrad!!!!! We also had a story about a guy in jail who did some serious MacGuyver shit to bust out, and hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another busy week on the Sickness kicked off with the Monday Morning Throwback from 2016. We also celebrated "National Wine & Cheese" day! We had a real doozy during "Bad News with Happy Music" on Tuesday morning about a guy who wanted to warn the government about a battle between dragons & aliens. Are you having trouble gripping jars? It could be a sign that you are DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus, we discussed a list of "Unspoken Neighbor Etiquette Rules" No Shaw on Wednesday, so Jean filled in for "You're Killin' me, Shaws" and actually scored a victory! We hooked you up with a new "Summer Party Tip" and we talked about "National Chili Dog" day on Thursday, and had another great story during "Bad News with Happy Music" about a dolphin that has been biting people. There was also a former strip club outside of Milwaukee that's been turned into a Christian school! And we gave you a new list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A very hot week all across the country gave us a ton of stuff to talk about this week. We started things with the "Monday Morning Throwback", and talked about going commando to beat the heat. Plus, the results of a study about safe drinking amounts were extremely laughable. There was also a story about getting a custom action figure that looks just like you! More heat stuff later in the week, including the new "Summer Party Tip" with some ways to battle the higher temps. And can heat cause diarrhea? Yes, it can. Jean talked about going down the wormhole of the Stranger Things posters, and we found out about the upcoming Manti Te'o documentary. Not to mention the OnlyFans couple who bought a sex doll that looks just like the wife. Shaw whiffed on "You're killin' me, Shaws", and we gave you a list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.