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67 minutes | Dec 28, 2020
S2E12 - Introverts with Anxiety
It's finally (almost!) time to leave cursed 2020 behind us! Celebrate the coming of a new year with your favorite best exes, even though Gabe got confused and mixed up some dates. This week's episode also brings you round two of Convincing People of Conspiracies with Colton! Will Earth explode? Were Adam and Even martians?! Listen to find out (sort of)!
27 minutes | Dec 21, 2020
S2E11 - Seeing Christmas: A Netflix Original Movie Sponsored by Amazon Prime
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Best Exes! Witness the beautiful love story of Samantha Deleyeloo (Sarah Jessica Parker) and Jorcab Chaypin (Ryan Gosling from the movie La La Land). Supported by a star-studded cast of your holiday favorites, these two star-crossed lovers are here to show you that the magic of Christmas is alive and well, and so is problematic representation brought to you by the writers contracted by Netflix.
74 minutes | Dec 14, 2020
S2E10 - Embrace the New, Find Something Wrong
Happy Pandemic Holidays! Join us this week as we take a walk down memory lane to share with each other "The Women Who Made Us Gay". Mid episode drink breaks, Denzel answering phones, and Phoebe Buffay as well as your personal Celine Dion waiting for you at the end of the episode!
57 minutes | Dec 7, 2020
S2E9 - How Are You Doing Geographically Today?
Welcome back to the writers' room! Colton and Gabe get back to work on their upcoming (intentionally awful-good) Christmas script. Also: A surprise impromptu performance of Colton's new scientology Christmas carol!
68 minutes | Nov 30, 2020
S2E8 - The Hywaymen
Another episode, another new segment! Colton and Gabe go back in time to answer real questions from real women from the 1950s, a glorious age when things weren't bad for women, queers, or people of color at all! Give it a listen, then rate the podcast 1 star like the men Colton doesn't want to date!
82 minutes | Nov 23, 2020
S2E7 - Merry F*cking Thanksgiving, B*tches!
This week, Colton and Gabe catch up on some very important discussion points from the past before welcoming the return of a new favorite segment—ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary fam, it's time for the Great Thanksgiving Food Showdooooown!
65 minutes | Nov 16, 2020
S2E6 - Why'd Ya'll Break Up?
Want some juicy details about Colton and Gabe's dating past? Tune in this week for a new segment called Why'd Y'all Break Up? Also, Biden won the election. Thank f*cking god.
58 minutes | Nov 9, 2020
S2E5 - I Was Not Expecting Nazi UFOs
Do you love a good conspiracy? So do these homosexuals! Join the Best Exes this week as they dive into the supernatural as they discuss conspiracies in a brand new segment! They also go on about where their next tattoos should be, video games, and dating!
55 minutes | Nov 2, 2020
S2E4 - O Holy Night, feat. Best Exes
Have you ever wanted to be a part of writing a Christmas movie? Well we have an episode for you! Join your favorite Exes as they have their own Writer's Room for their new Netflix Original Movie! Also: Diane Keaton table slamming, ASMR mic adjustments, and the most beautiful rendition of a classic Christmas song.
69 minutes | Oct 26, 2020
S2E3 - Alert: Papa John's Deal!
Sexy phone banking! Halloween quizzes! Movie reviews and horror recommendations! Colton and Gabe cover it all in this effervescent autumn episode.
7 minutes | Oct 21, 2020
Why We're Voting
Please join us in voting this election! It matters. You matter. Let's make a change!
65 minutes | Oct 19, 2020
S2E2 - Category Is: Make Sinners Die
It's time for the Great Halloween Candy Showdooooooown! Join your favorite best exes this week as they discuss holiday spirit, church camp, religion, and Gabe's broken body! (Also candy!)
2 minutes | Oct 15, 2020
Happy Colton Mooney Day!
A quick birthday message in honor of your favorite Best Exes host, Colton Mooney! When you have someone in your life as wonderful as Colton, how can you not wish them happy birthday via podcast?!(Apologies for the whisper-voice and questionable audio; for super-secret-surprise-message reasons, Gabe quietly recorded this on his phone while hiding in the other room.)
75 minutes | Oct 12, 2020
S2E1 - A Gorgeous Homemade Pasta
Your favorite best exes are back! Catch up with Colton and Gabe and get to know the new and improved Best Exes--new season, new format, new shenanigans!
15 minutes | Oct 5, 2020
Black Lives Matter
Black lives matter. Black trans lives matter. Trans women are women, and trans men are men. Please register to vote and get your ballots in this November! Please learn more and get involved! Some great places to start: https://blacklivesmatter.com, https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co, https://www.reclaimtheblock.org, https://m4bl.org, https://www.naacpldf.org
84 minutes | Mar 30, 2020
S1E40 - Season 1 Finale: The Simple Life's Never Really Over
Featured Breakups: Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom / Paris Hilton and Nicole RichieThat's right! Episode 40 brings the first season of Best Exes to a saucy close. Listen to Gabe spill the tricksy details of Katy Perry's breakup from Orlando Bloom, laugh as Colton gets real with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, and catch up on the other 39 girthy episodes while the Best Exes crew hibernates and grows in strength and gay power!
58 minutes | Mar 23, 2020
S1E39 - Speed 3: Bangs, Beanies, and Bronx
Featured Breakups: Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C. Hall / Ashlee Simpson and Pete WentzIt's another round of speed breakups! Gabe kills the story of the divorce of Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C. Hall (that was a Dexter reference, by the way), while Colton plays the brokenhearted love song of (sort of) pop star Ashlee Simpson and Fall Out Boy frontman Pete Wentz, all on the fly, in under ten minutes each!
85 minutes | Mar 16, 2020
S1E38 - Don't Stop 'til You Get Impeached
Featured Breakups: Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson / Richard Nixon and AmericaSome of the most interesting stories make us cringe, and this week's episode proves exactly that! Gabe gets musical and (grim!) with the complicated breakup of Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson, and Colton gets political with the story of America calling things off with Richard Nixon.
98 minutes | Mar 9, 2020
S1E37 - May the Best Woman Win
Featured Breakups: Trixie Mattel and Shangela / Lauren Conrad and Heidi MontagIt's another themed episode, all about the wonderful world of reality TV! Listen as Colton snatches wigs with the fan-fueled rivalry of RuPaul's Drag Race stars Trixie Mattel and Shangela, while Gabe covers the friendship breakup of The Hills stars Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag.
88 minutes | Mar 2, 2020
S1E36 - Once Upon a Time in 1599
Featured Breakups: Willmott Bury and John Bury / Vanessa Hudgens and Austin ButlerTravel through time in this week's new episode! Gabe takes us to the 1500s with the historic divorce of Willmott and John Bury, and Colton snaps us back to the present with the drama of Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler.
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