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The real stars of this episode are the ONE STARS. One Star Reviews, that is. This week the boys read a couple doozy reviewzies for a restaurant called “The Crack Shack”, and a donut place in Vegas with fantastic customer service. Plus, the boys learn Jonathan’s in-laws are big fans of the show. And, Leon’s kids stop by to reek havoc.

Should you take your children to Las Vegas? Jonathan thinks so, and takes the fight to the Vegas Vacation Facebook group message boards. Yikes, indeed. Also, look for Leon to use the word "gimbal" when he means "Lazy Susan". See if you can spot it in the show! Speaking of Susans, DO NOT MENTION SUSANS TO JONATHAN. He is not a fan. Plus 1 Star Reviews of legendary magician, and probably pretty decent detective--if only given the chance--David Copperfield.

Confused over what episode they are actually recording, Leon makes a fatal mistake. In this highly edited episode, secrets are revealed. Why are priests allowed to drink, and what do they do once drunk? The truth may (not) surprise you. Jonathan puts the social media pressure on the folks out in Listenerville, and Leon is blindsided by Jonathan’s surprise, 1 star review.

We lost our sponsor. Well, we didn’t actually “lose” them. We know where they are, and the word “raid” was mentioned in the police report. But, nothing can stop this show, which is NOT A SHOW. How do you think you’d do in prison? Jonathan and Leon think it might be uncomfortable, to say the least. Leon’s kids stop by the studio to ruin the show. Jonathan recalls watching the sex scene in Titanic with his folks. Plus, negotiations go south for Jonathan’s bid to finally see the movie Leon regrets ever having been cast in. #getdaddied #notlikethat #BestDads4Ever

WARNING: The following episode contains material that may be considered offensive. Listener discretion advised   Will you be able to survive when the world ends? Taped right after the big freeze that gripped the US in February, a guilt-ridden Jonathan defends Senator Ted Cruz, because he, too, tried to escape the cold of a powerless house by taking his own family to a La Quinta Inn. Also in this episode: Do you think Hitler could tell a joke? He was known to be a serious guy with little patience, and we all know the key to a good joke is...uhhhh ...anyway, as I was saying...TIMING!... ...all this, and 1 star reviews of La Quinta and Mardi Gras.

Who’s the most famous person you ever met, and how did they make you feel? Leon talks about how Brad Pitt vibrates when you touch him, and Jonathan talks about how Gallagher does not. Plus, the boys pick celebrity replacements for each other—god forbid—one or both should die behind the mic. 1 Star reviews of the most generous bartender in Las Vegas. This, and all episodes, brought to you by 5th Street Social Club. www.fifthstreetsocial.com

Would you trade your friend for a winning lottery ticket? Would you share it? Leon feels like he already won the friendship lottery. Jonathan feels like that isn't enough.

No, you’re not reading that wrong. These bozos skipped episode 28 to bring you this very special episode, 29. Episode 28 will come out next week, unless 30 is a doozy. This week, Leon gets a retweet from prolific pothead, David Crosby, and is a guest on Doug Benson’s ‘Getting Doug With High’; and Jonathan has never smoked weed in his life. They talk about their first big critique of the show, and contemplate interviewing guest hosts to replace them should one or both die. Plus, one star reviews of The Aquarium of the Americas in New Orleans. This, and all episodes, brought to you by 5th Street Social Club. www.fifthstreetsocial.com  

Why aren't kids allowed to write the names of their classmates in the "To:" section of their Valentines Day cards? Jonathan thinks there's a perfectly reasonable explanation. Leon thinks something more nefarious is going on. 

What song do you want played at your funeral? Better yet—what snacks do you want at your funeral? No one stars this episode, but Jonathan and Leon still manage to talk about losing your kids and getting ‘em chipped, beef jerky bribery, french fries size queens, steroid docs gettin’ off rocks, and more! This, and all episodes, brought to you by 5th Street Social Club. www.fifthstreetsocial.com  

What would you do if you won a billion dollars? What do rich people do when they’re bored?Jonathan and Leon talk about enjoying a nice deck and a big ol’ back porch *wink, wink*; parenting kids who’ve got nothing to lose; bullying bullies. Plus, gas station one stars. This (and all) episodes sponsored by Fifth Street Social Club of Baton Rouge. https://www.fifthstreetsocial.com/

Remember "Dear John" letters or has "ghosting" always existed for you? Used to be, you had to write a formal letter to resign from a relationship. The times they are a'changin'.

Jonathan reveals a secret he’s held onto for 30 years. Leon has a McRib and they play, “Who’d play you in a movie?” Then, the boys imagine themselves as old men recording the last ever episode of Best Dads. See how it all ends.   This (and all) episodes sponsored by Fifth Street Social Club of Baton Rouge. https://www.fifthstreetsocial.com/

This week, Jonathan talks about his wife’s birthday weekend bender that left him in shambles and the neighbor kid who noticed. Plus, maw maw’s bird trap, and 1 star reviews of the boys’ old junior high school.   This (and all) episodes sponsored by Fifth Street Social Club of Baton Rouge. https://www.fifthstreetsocial.com/

This week, Jonathan and Leon discuss being asleep before midnite on NYE, the perfect Waffle House order, dirty dancing with the football coach, one star reviews of a possible mob front disguised as Italian restaurant and a local Waffle House, and a possible murder/suicide pact made... This (and all) episodes sponsored by Fifth Street Social Club of Baton Rouge. https://www.fifthstreetsocial.com/

This episode the boys talk shit, literal and figurative; balls at the gym; there is a wrong way to eat a Reese’s; the world’s best beef jerky; one star reviews of Planet Fitness and Rick’s Cabaret with response from the owner.   This (and all) episodes sponsored by Fifth Street Social Club of Baton Rouge. https://www.fifthstreetsocial.com/

This week: Leon and Jonathan talk about being within stabbing distance of OJ Simpson, ruining mom’s christmas present, when SNL stops being funny, 1 star reviews of Dick’s Last Resort, and more! This (and all) episodes sponsored by Fifth Street Social Club of Baton Rouge. https://www.fifthstreetsocial.com/

This week, the boys talk Jonathan’s bully from school and his current career path, the Christmas vacation soundtrack, and the birth of their first children in graphic detail.  This (and all) episodes sponsored by Fifth Street Social Club of Baton Rouge. https://www.fifthstreetsocial.com/

There is an ever-expanding supergroup of musicians in heaven. Leon and Jonathan wonder how good they could actually be.

This episode the boys talk about dead friends and ex’s, Paul McCartney and John Lennon mutual masturbation, and one star reviews of the Rockefeller Christmas tree and Vegas’s Mob Museum. This (and all) episodes sponsored by Fifth Street Social Club of Baton Rouge. https://www.fifthstreetsocial.com/