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The glove didn’t fit, so we won’t quit! (What?) • Stan’s Improv group finally performs! WOOO • Which country is the most corrupt? The answer will not surprise you! • Apple patents tech to rotate your phone as it falls, extra summersaults available as an in-app purchase • Sony was hacked, so what else is new? • And so much moar! Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, BS Contact The Ben & Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode!

What? More Ben & Stan? Yeah, you read that right… • Google it with Bing • Bloc raises $6M to teach more of you kids about the pro and the gramming • Hamster dance, ha ha ha, here we go… • Cyborg roaches will either save your or first give you a heart attack, then save you Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, BS Contact The Ben & Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode!

It’s your favorite time of the year… that one time you listen to an episode of Ben & Stan! Good timing, too! We’ve got our sorta racist Halloween special! YAAAAaaaay… *cough* • Ben went as drunk Luigi • We accidentally forgot to record the first 10 minutes :D • More software from Stan… YAY • Tons of news! Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, BS Contact The Ben & Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode!

Do year that? It’s either my PTSD kicking back in or the blood-curdling screaming laughter of Ben & Stan! • Stan’s Halloween Memories Are Pathetically Sad • Google Maps vs Apple Maps: No One Cares Who Wins • Google’s Brand New Email Client, Inbox Has Arrived And Stan’s First On The Scene • Something’s Fishy Up In Space And It’s Not The Space Fish, We Checked… • Renée Zellweger Has a Brand New Face, We Hope it Came With a 30-Day Moneyback Warranty • Athletes Took Fake Classes At UNC-Chapel Hill For 18 Years. UNC Apparently Couldn’t Find Anyone To Teach “Academic Integrity 101” Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, BS Contact The Ben & Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode!

It’s that time of year again, Ben & Stan spot a full moon and just go ape on your earholes! • Stan Participates in an Obnoxious-Off! • Astronauts will sleep the entire trip to mars, no more of that backseat space driving • A 114 year old woman joins Facebook, first to use the “dying” status update • Chris Brown: ebola is population control and tsunamis, a beach cleaning process  Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, BS Contact The Ben & Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode!

Ever feel like you’re being watched? Well Ben & Stan feel it when you listen to us and we will kill to feel it again… • Ben & Stan are now on Instagram! • Guy photographs bank balance to get girls on Tinder, matches over 300 photos of credit cards • Stan is going back to Android, Ben gasps! Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, BS Contact The Ben & Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode!

Don’t listen just because you love us, listen because one day Ben and Stan will have to choose who stays… and who dies • Stan’s formed an improv team! • Toddler drives his mother home after deciding she’s had too many. He would’ve made it home if he hadn’t stopped to grab beer and a telletubbies DVD • Olive Garden finally unveils the Pasta Pass®, a bottomless pasta bowl lasting 7 weeks referred to internally as the Paula Deen project • First mental telepathic communication occurs between two brains, the initial topic of conversation was suspected to be boobs Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, BS Contact The Ben & Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode!

Ben’s back, thank Mormon Jesus! • Addicted to coffee? Here’s why… • Bed too hot? Flip the mattress over, dummy! • Ben visits Salt Lake City, the land of a thousand blondes Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, BS Contact The Ben & Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode!

What? We're still doing this? Yeah, cause we’re awesome: • Self-assembling robot assembles lonely robot support group after watching Power Rangers • Lyft prays pranks on Uber, Uber retorts by pointing out Lyft cars have stupid pink mustaches… Touché Uber, touché • Millennial’s hero who bought every pie in a Burger King to spite a bratty child turns villain after buying out entire gluten-free isle at Whole Foods Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, BS Contact The Ben & Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode!

We’re finally back, sorry for the delay kids! On this week’s episode of Man vs Chair… • Researchers celebrate as hitch-hiking robot makes its way across Canada, their first attempt was State-side but that bot was gang-raped at a weigh station in Massachusetts • JIBO is the world’s first family robot. It does your dishes, your kid’s homework, your laundry and your husband • What would I do with two extra fingers? Fake spider on the shoulder, every time… Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, BS Contact The Ben & Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode!

This week we are KILLING it: The upcoming Ben & Stan app, it’s real, real real… Facebook apologizes for experimenting on you, but on a scale from 1 to 5 how do you feel about the apology? Man attacked by shark off Los Angeles coast, apparently thought Sharknado was, “just a movie…” State of California launders money, uses expensive organic fair-trade detergent And more, obviously! Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, BS Contact The Ben & Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode!

Prepare for an action-packed thrill ride, babies! Samsung’s new Galaxy SD for the deaf will assist those with hearing problems and the Galaxy SB  for the blind is just a painted rock Facebook was caught experimenting with its users’ emotions. When asked to comment, Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg wouldn’t leave one and refused to “like” the question Man rides on the trunk of a car at 50mph before breaking the windshield and climbing to safety. Authorities now know what he’s willing to do for a Klondike bar Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, BS Contact The Ben & Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode!

This episode is BAD… in the best way possible ;) Stan’s got a secret… It’s AIDS Plastic surgeon offers free corrective surgery to a little girl who was mauled by her family’s pit bull. Veterinarian offers to spade and neuter the parents Whole Foods fined 800 thousand dollars for ripping off customers in California; they paid off the fine with two heads of organic Bok Choy San Francisco bans parking spot auction app, claims that reducing the number of available parking spots is the city’s responsibility Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, B&S Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode!

Oh yes, yes, YES and yes… NASA claims it can “smell” other planets and you clearly don’t wash uranus Astronauts make coffee with their own recycled urine, there’s no joke there you’re just going to have to process that for tomorrow We’re going to check out this new joint opening up called the Farmecy, you probably haven’t heard of it, serves pills Google will pay you for your Glass footage. Every like your videos get on YouTube is worth $.00021824 give or take $.0000832 Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, B&S Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode!

This is really one of the greats, people. Prepare yourselves, hilariousness is coming: Stan botched a live Android demonstration for Bloc in view of 20+ people #worthIt Doctor caught sexting during surgery after an analysis of his dick pics revealed unpredictable changes of size, shape and color 2,000 hippies break a world record and it wasn’t “Longest line at a Whole Foods® checkout” Love the theme song? Go check it out here! Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, B&S Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode!

On this week’s crazy episode, we continue to be awesome: Stan wooed a girl with an old purse, totally nailed grade school dating Harvard professor unimpressed after finding a book bound in human skin claims, “it doesn’t matter how you dress it up, twilight is still awful” You asked us what kind of sex toys we’d be and why, we ask, “do action figures count?” Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, B&S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode!

On this week’s amazing episode, we’re bringing sexy back: Developer releases an Android app which teaches people how to throw money away unaware that Americans already mastered it Intel releases a shirt that tells you your heart rate, tells others you haven’t been laid in years We answer some awesome questions sent in by you! Another round of Sold In 60 Seconds Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, B&S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode!

On this week’s amazing episode, tune your minds in for some sexiness: Scientists take break from AIDS research to develop The Ben & Stan Show app for Android Stan (almost) Has A Three-Way: Crossed-Swords Edition McDonald’s new mascot: pa da pa paa, it’s watch–ing you It’s not just delivery, it’s misanthropy… Grubhub.com Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, B&S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode!

On this week's late lovely episode, prepare your earholes for some of this: Israeli men rate their women on a scale from 1 to 5 undetonated vests Nerdy programmers rate women on the binary scale: 0 if she’s a woman and 1 if she’s inflatable Man claiming to be God smashes truck into a TV station. Yeah, God really sucks at Grand Theft Auto Moroccan spiders cartwheel at 6 feet per second, “of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she cartwheels into mine…” Your comments from tumblr! Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, B&S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode!

We’re trying a brand new format, kids: half-hour episodes and literally double the audio quality. I know it’s hard to resist throwing them at us but please try to keep your panties on… Mild mannered Ben Weiss by day, DJ Bdubz by night NSA tries to hire hackers on twitter, claims they lack character Bring the kids to Santa Claus, Indiana but make sure you don’t stop for gas in Doesn’t Exist, Wisconsin Symantec executive claims Anti-Spyware industry dead, “we will continue to charge $400 to install it,” replies GeekSquad COO Google’s Levity Algorithm, if only Google followed through ever Tough Mudder: sex toy, popular gay baby name and disease-ridden endurance contest Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, B&S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode!