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Beers, Beards, & Bastards
28 minutes | Jun 9, 2014
Lone Bastard Podcast Presents - Episode 1 - A New Gulp
Max forges ahead, does some housecleaning, and keeps you all updated.
66 minutes | May 1, 2014
Episode 42 - Daymares
Max and Nate talk about daymares and how to cover for someone. They also harmonize a lot. Part 1 of the madness series.
46 minutes | Apr 8, 2014
Episode 41 - Get It Before It's Gone
Max and Nate hold down the fort this episode. They talk about Disturbed's next hit for them, along with any other radio rock. They try some new beers, and give out some awesome advice. All this and more on a stoptasic episode of BBB!
117 minutes | Mar 26, 2014
Episode 40 - Spiraling The Drain
The dudes are back in the over-the-hill episode! They talk about the month they were all in the ether, including new jobs, no grad school, and a whole lot of nadda. We talk about All you can eat, as well as all you can drink, and we dissect the difference between Chinese food and old people food. The dudes also inflate Max's ego and vow to work harder, but we'll see how long it lasts. All this and more in a nearly 2 hour episode of BBB.
66 minutes | Mar 1, 2014
Episode 39 - Old Dudes At The Gym
The dudes are all back again, and this time they talk for an uncomfortably long time about old guy dingles at the gym. They also talk about Metallica and how unmetal they are, and we see the results of Nate and Dusty's bet. There is some discussion about small talk, and awkward silences, and lots of other gems too. All this and more on a remarkably minimal sound effect episode of BBB!
79 minutes | Feb 14, 2014
Episode 38 - Dusty Won the Superbowl
After a long time, we post a new episode. Some old news about Superbowls, name corrections and other ideas. All this and more. BBB. This one is really funny, just trust me.
46 minutes | Jan 31, 2014
Episode 37 - Willie - Nillie - Cast
The bastards have reunited in this episode, and of course Max is unprepared. The dudes talk about how their 2014's have been, and Dusty regales us briefly with how TN was for his drinking. The bastards also breeze through some headlines, and air out their feelings on Bieber's arrest. They close it down with some football and lots of yelling. All this and more on a completely hosted episode of BBB.
91 minutes | Jan 24, 2014
Episode 36 - Mr Peanut Bodies
Max and Nate keep it real on this episode. The discuss the Tawnys they've known in their life and how weird they always were. They suck on New Belgium's D some more with a revived seasonal, talk mad trash about Colin Kapernick, and laugh at soft t sounds. Max talks about Mr. Peanut body, and the dudes Peter out with rambling at the end of the show. All this and more on a beatboxtastic episode of BBB.
64 minutes | Jan 10, 2014
Episode 35 - Harvin' A Good Time
The bastards are somewhat back in this episode, and they've brought a guest with them. None other than friend of the show Tyler Harvin' a Good Time. The dudes talk about Dusty's busted arm, and his impending bundle of joy. Tyler becomes Nate, and Max finds some new sound effects. All this and more on another bwaaa-tastic episode of BBB!
75 minutes | Dec 19, 2013
Episode 33 - Thumb in Your Bum
Dusty and Max head up this episode, and what an episode they head! Max discusses how children are scary. Dusty gives the Anchor Christmas a whirl, and the dudes agree that buttplay might not be right for them. There is also a rant on beer freshness and beer art. Max talks about getting robbed, and Dusty talks about his harrowing car rescue. The dudes close it out with football and movies. All this on another historically accurate BBB!
71 minutes | Dec 3, 2013
Episode 31 - Insert Sound Effects Here
Dusty and Max take you on a fun ride! The dudes have the means to play voicemails and do just that. They hear from a few fans and get some stories going. They also talk Thanksgiving traditions, and big surprise, they involve drinking. They also discuss overrated bands and recent movies. They give you the week 13 NFL predictions. All this and more on a knee-slapping episode of BBB.
94 minutes | Nov 14, 2013
Episode 29 - Can't Give Yourself A Nickname
BOOM! Max and Nate have a ball on this chatty episode. The discuss male colloquialisms and their levels of acceptableness in certain scenarios. Max also channels his inner Dusty doing Socially Inept, and the guys trigger a good conversation about man-health, bullying, and hazing. The dudes also talk times they scared each other and their friends. Of course as always, your NFL week 11 pick and much more on this week's BBB.
74 minutes | Jul 17, 2013
Episode 14 - Whatchusippinon Summer Beer Bracket Challenge Pt 3
After a brief beer break, the bastards return to the WHATCHUSIPPINON Summer Beer Bracket Challenge, but before that they address their weeks in 30 seconds or less, and we learn that Andrew is building a robot dad. We also talk movies, specifically Wes Anderson and why his stuff is pretty cool. All this and more on episode 14 of BBB!
100 minutes | Jun 19, 2013
Episode 10 - Whatchusippinon Summer Beer Bracket Challenge Pt 2
In this continuation of the Whatchusippinon Summer Beer Bracket Challenge, the guys continue to narrow down what beer will be the supreme sipping choice for Summer 2013. The guys field a few more questions about how they woo women, and what fictional character they admire most. Wrought with silly wit, and all sorts of other nonsense the bastards make it into the double digits stratosphere!
121 minutes | Jun 10, 2013
Episode 9 - Whatchusippinon Summer Beer Bracket Challenge Pt 1
In this special event episode, the guys take on the challenge of trying to first 14 of 16 beers in the Whatchusippinon Summer Beer Bracket Challenge! They wrote down and gathered beers from all corners of the globe (and Totes Wine) and set these beers up on a head to head tourney to find the ultimate summer beer. In addition to this, the dudes talk puke stories and Dusty gets grossed out. We close out with a drunken discussion about throwing a "vase" out a window. All this and more on Beers, Beards, & Bastards.
108 minutes | May 29, 2013
Episode 8 - Japanese Soccer Balls
In the longest episode yet, the Bastards have a guest (not Van Pelt). We learn about Max and how much he likes to yell while he's been drinking, Dusty likes to watch death videos until he feels sad, and Andrew thinks Michelle Obama is a hideous beast of a woman. We also talk about what make Dusty feel cold and Arod makes a lampshade reference. The dudes also talk embarrassing drinking behaviors and talk crazy fight stories. Nate and Max also ruin each others cop stories. Finally the dudes close it out on what their drinks of choice are and where they started. All this and more on episode 8 of Beers, Beards, & Bastards.
33 minutes | May 29, 2013
Minisode 1 - I Mean, Hello?
In the first ever minisode, 2/3 of the original bastards and their pal Nate, er Jake Masterson talk about times they got kicked out of a place. They may or may not be drinking from the beer pylon in the corner, and there are plenty of strange Boston-New York-Jewish accents to go around, cause I mean, Hello?
92 minutes | Apr 22, 2013
Episode 3 - Dusty, The Double Bastard
In episode 3, Dusty and Max briefly discuss getting flipped off in California, and how dudes in Monster flat rims should chill out. Andrew discusses his first experiences in the midst of sketchy Phoenix, and Dusty admits to not reporting crime (sorta). Andrew and Dusty also discuss the new Evil Dead flick and all the bastards talk about Indie music and goofy hip hop. This and more on BBB episode 3!
76 minutes | Apr 8, 2013
Episode 1 - Cryin' with Your Willy Out
The pilot episode of the BBB. In this episode, we all say what we think this thing is about. We learn Dusty doesn't remember the Star Wars re-release in thew 90's, Andrew had never seen 2 Girls 1 Cup (til now), Max cried at "Where The Wild Things Are", and the last time all the fellas hit a girl. All this and more on BEERS, BEARDS, & BASTARDS! Music used is copyright of the original artists, we take no rights or claim anything towards it. Both soundclips are under 30 seconds long. This is a free podcast, loosen up!
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