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Need to fall asleep? Part 1 of the PayPal User Agreement is here for you.

Have any interest in Pinterest? You won't be interested in their Terms and Conditions. They will help you fall asleep. Pin THAT!

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Who is Tim Horton? I have no idea, but these are his Terms of Use. Listen to them instead of letting all those thoughts keep you awake. SLEEP!

Squarespace is a website that lets you make a website. Let its Terms of Service be your bedtime story. Share the drowsiness by recommending the podcast to a friend, rating and reviewing it, or mentioning it on twitter or Facebook.

It's time to let the sound of Soundcloud's Terms of Use put you straight to sleep.

It's time for bed, but your brain wants to stay up. Bore it to death with the Sound Cloud terms of service. You won't be able to worry about tomorrow while listening to sentences like: "WHILST SOUNDCLOUD USES REASONABLE ENDEAVORS TO CORRECT ANY ERRORS OR OMISSIONS IN THE PLATFORM AS SOON AS PRACTICABLE ONCE THEY HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO SOUNDCLOUD’S ATTENTION, SOUNDCLOUD MAKES NO PROMISES, GUARANTEES, REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND WHATSOEVER (EXPRESS OR IMPLIED) REGARDING THE WEBSITE, THE APPS, THE SERVICES OR ANY PART OR PARTS THEREOF, ANY CONTENT, OR ANY LINKED SERVICES OR OTHER EXTERNAL SERVICES. SOUNDCLOUD DOES NOT WARRANT THAT YOUR USE OF THE PLATFORM WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE OR ERROR-FREE, THAT DEFECTS WILL BE CORRECTED, OR THAT THE PLATFORM OR ANY PART OR PARTS THEREOF, THE CONTENT, OR THE SERVERS ON WHICH THE PLATFORM OPERATES ARE OR WILL BE FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS. "

Take a ride to dream town with the Uber terms of service.

The thrilling conclusion to the Battle.net EULA awaits your sleepy ears. The legalese will shut down your racing mind and put a sock in its mouth, you know, to keep it quiet. So you can sleep.

Got sleep? Bedtime EULA is here to help you stop those pesky thoughts from invading your mind as you try to fall asleep. If you played multiplayer Starcraft or Warcraft, then you might know about Battle.net. If you don't know anything about Battle.net, that's fine too. In fact, probably better!

Those thoughts running through your head won't stand a chance against the legal ramblings of the 2nd half of the Ebay User Agreement. You'll sleep right through thrilling adventures like the Global Shipping Program and the always-present MANDATORY ARBITRATION AGREEMENT!

Time to place your bid - the item up for auction? Sleep! Fall asleep to the reading of the Ebay User Agreement. This is a long one, so you'll have to check out the next episode for the 2nd half. I'm sure you'll be waiting on the edge of your seat until then, or better yet - in that nice you-sized grove in your mattress. If you are listening, please consider Liking Bedtime EULA on Facebook, and leaving a rating or review in iTunes or wherever you listen to the podcast.

Trouble sleeping? Bedtime EULA is here to help. This episode, you can drift off to dreamland while listening to the Snapchat Terms of Service. Don't use snapchat? Not a problem. It's just as boring to listen to.

Need to fall asleep? Bedtime EULA can lull you to sleep with the reading of the Netflix End User License Agreement. Let the legalese drive out those thoughts racing through your mind, and find the sleep you need.

Get some sleep while you listen to the Amazon's Conditions of Use. Those thoughts in your head won't stand a chance against the nonsensical legalese. Request your favorite EULA or Terms of Service by emailing bedtimeeula@gmail.com.

Got thoughts running in your head keeping you awake? Bedtime EULA might be able to help. In this episode, we read the 2nd half of the Terms and Conditions for Target.com.

Time to get to sleep. Put your earbud in your ear or your pillow-speaker in your pillow, and get ready to be bored to death. Well, not to death. To sleep. This week we read the first half of the Target website Terms and Conditions.

If you have trouble falling asleep, let the legal ramblings of Bedtime EULA fill your brain. This episode covers the Twitch.tv Terms of Service, and boy, they have some terms. This is the longest episode, all but guaranteeing sleep will find you before the end.

Fall asleep to the reading of the User Agreement to Super Mario Run on the iPhone. If you have a racing mind that's going everywhere but to sleep, stick an earbud in your ear or slip a speaker in your pillow and give yourself something completely boring and mundane to focus on instead. Hopefully, you'll never make it to the end!

Need some help falling asleep? Disney's Terms of Use can help with early 40 minutes of legalese to block out those thoughts in your head.