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Beardie and the Beast
86 minutes | Aug 31, 2015
Cookie Butter #38
Boy oh boy. We'd like to take the time to spread the gospel of Trader Joe's Cookie Butter with you. Invite us into your ears and let the diabetes overcome you. Also we talk Back to School Night and our kid wants to play the dang Cello. Enjoy!!
76 minutes | Aug 14, 2015
Period Shaming #37
Here's our notes. Enjoy the show. Wear a tampon, please. What’cha thinkin bout???? Bottle Shares Beer Festival (It’s pumpkin beer season too) Girls noticing our son Junk Punch My brother’s girlfriend - I think I’m a stalker
88 minutes | Aug 1, 2015
Golden Shower Beer #36
We regail you with the week that was and preview the weeks to come. We're down to one child in the house. Matt gets a special package in the mail. We discuss having sex with a Synth and then an argument breaks out. Pretty standard really. We end the show with a call to our pals at The Perfect Pour. Cheers!
77 minutes | Jul 20, 2015
Portable Glory Hole #35
Mel has a new haircut. Matt is gonna get drunk on a tuesday for the sake of art. Take our compatability quiz. Send your answers to our email. email@example.com We talk the 7 most messed up sex toys. Letters from Ashley may me going away? There's a new app out there to keep your drunk, horny butt out of trouble. And Donald Trump in the form he was born to be in...A Butt Plug. All that and more on the newest episode of Beardie and the Beast
66 minutes | Jul 15, 2015
#34: Stand By Your Meal Ticket
Welcome to an all new Episode. This week we discuss Melanie’s busted vagine. Matt calls out BACA. The illusive Rat Tail makes a comeback. We dive into the local craft beer scene and talk about our visits to The Barrelhouse and Slackwater Pizza and Pub. Both located in Ogden, Utah A new beer is headed to us. Thanks for the heads up Utah Beer Blog! New products from our sponsor The Mod Cabin commeth our way. Minions have potty mouths. And is Camille Cosby the most loya
62 minutes | Jul 9, 2015
This week we talk about all things America. We have an American Hangover that we don't want to get rid of. We discuss The Women's World Cup! Beer! 4th of July! Fireworks (possibly blowing your junk off)! Shark Week! Stupid Human Tricks! We're so chock full of Americana, it should be illegal. Please listen with your hand over your heart.
59 minutes | Jul 2, 2015
We wish the best friend and listener a show could have, Jay Adson, a happy birthday. We give you the 411 on two truly horrible local beer festivals held last weekend, Melanie gives you tips on how to spice things up in your love life and someone gets stoned but doesn't know it. Oh and Bye, Felicia. strangelabel.com Mondays at 8:30 MST Leave us a phone message 801-447-BATB That's 801-447-2282
82 minutes | Jun 15, 2015
Zombeavers and Sexual Refusal
Tonight is all about love. Well, kinda. Someone gets hitched and someone aint putting out. We watch Zombeavers and Matt finds Spongebob Sweatpants a date. Yay, the power didn't go out! Tell your friends.
90 minutes | Jun 1, 2015
This week we dive into Michelle Obama and her war on All-American campfire fun. We discuss porn for couples and fear for our Permanent Records. All this and much more. As always, listen to us on strangelabel.com Friday nights. Listen to us on Stitcher, iTunes and TuneIn
151 minutes | May 25, 2015
Dorktown and Do-Overs
In this episode we decide to do away with a few segments and add a new one. Our friends at Dorktown are about to celebrate 10 years of podcasting! We spend some time on a tribute of sorts to them. Melanie goes all mama bear at the Reptile Expo. We find out what's in Matt's notes app this week. And at the very end of the first episode, we give you the second half of last week's episode. Why only half? Because the first half SUCKED! This is a long episode but we had fun doing it and that's all that matters. We don't have a guest, it's just us. So guage your listening on that if that's your thing. Oh, yeah. We're on strangelabel.com now. Go there to find us and many other worthwhile programs. Join us live, Friday nights at 9pm EST strangelabel.com Smooches.
86 minutes | May 5, 2015
S2E15: Travis, I Am Your Father
We're not live this week. So we're releasing a long overdue due show starring the sexy Travis Hulce from the Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks Internet Radio Program. Travis tells us what DVD means. We give birthday shoutouts. We all give you our first casette tape purchases. We swap dad stories. Beer from poo water. We ask Travis the hard hitting interview questions. We play, "What's in Beardie's iPhone Notes". We talk about the world's largest tongue. Oh, and Travis sings Happy Birthday to Hitler! Listen to us live starting on the 18th of May here www.strangelabel.com Follow Travis on twitter @ProduceTravis and @WFODicks Listen to Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks here wfodicks.com Find Jay Adson's band "Grindhouse" on facebook. They're good.
91 minutes | Apr 28, 2015
S2E16: Milk, Milk, Lemonade...
Tonight we bid farewell to radiofubar.com. We witness Melanie's limited vocabulary. Mel talks about her car wreck. Matt is officially a "Hooper Hillbilly". We witness a duck gang rape, Matt makes up a song about it. Alex Munse from The Angry Beards Podcast calls in and discusses his interview with Marc Maron. We also bare our testimonies. All this and much more!
85 minutes | Apr 15, 2015
S2E14: 'Murican Phyter
This week we talk about celebrating Melanie's birthday, Douchebags at the bar, Lagoon: It's what fun is, #Rule34 and an old acquaintance makes a career change. We see what's in Matt's notes and then update a story told on the most recent Firnecast. As always, listen responsibly.
127 minutes | Mar 28, 2015
S2E11: Dark Beards and Pretty Beasts
Holy hell. This week wer're joined by Neil C. and Annaleis from the Dark Angels and Pretty Freaks podcast. They're our favorites! Alex from The Angry Beards calls in. Neil and Matt make a March Madness bet. We play 'getting to know you' with our guests. And much, much more.
88 minutes | Mar 16, 2015
S2E10: Hot Dog Water and Ball Busting
Tonight our good friend Mandei calls in and we discuss fetishes from around the world. Melanie goes to traffic school. We invite you to our NCAA basketball tournement challenge. We drink another delicious Epic beer. This and much, much more awaits you. Enjoy!
61 minutes | Mar 10, 2015
S2E9: Cervix Selfie Stick
In this episode Mike from Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks forgets we're there, we call The Perfect Pour, Matt gives names to his co-workers, Melanie aspires to be a pussy paparazzo and Matt's foreskin could be making a comeback. All this and more await for you. Enjoy!!
89 minutes | Feb 21, 2015
S2E7.5: A Very Epic Evening
We spoil you, we really do. We give you a bonus episode. This is a little different from our normal episodes. We've been featuring beers from Epic Brewing in Salt Lake City on our last few episodes. Well tonight we've been invited by Matt Allred to tour the brewery and he also set up a special beer tasting for us. Our interview is recorded during that tasting at their corporate headquarters. We learned a lot about beer and had a great time doing it. Hopefully you'll learn something too. A huge thanks to Matt Allred and his truly Epic beard for the all access, the hospitality and of course, the beer. Be sure to look for Epic beers wherever they are sold. Follow Epic on twitter @EpicBrewing and on Facebook www.facebook.com/epicbrewingco Visit their website www.epicbrewing.com CHEERS!!
138 minutes | Feb 16, 2015
S2E7: VD and Rotten Crotch Fruit
Podcast Month Continues We make an Epic Valentine’s Day Beer Cocktail I want Grant’s tap Rick Wood calls in Mel hates Nirvana Dark Angels and Pretty Freaks are just like us! The Valentine’s Day Debacle Matt Chuck from the Lotuscast calls in We play the Nappier interview from The Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks internet radio program at the 1:05:00 mark. Enjoy!
79 minutes | Feb 8, 2015
S2E6: Disappointing Genitals
We kick off Podcast Month with special guests Matt and Shasta from The Beaver Exhibit! They're seriously some of our best friends and we had a riot recording with them. Also a special thanks to Drunk for his help. Enjoy
79 minutes | Feb 4, 2015
S2 E5: Better Luck Next Time
This week we're all over the place, kinda. We start of course with our beer of the week! After that we talk Super Bowl 49 and a drinking game to play. Ever wanted to give a Disney Princess a C-Section? There's an app for that. We talk first time parents and some of the quirky (not wrong) ideas people have for their first kid. Oh, and Bruce Jenner is gonna be a woman now. Enjoy! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @BeardieAndBeast www.facebook.com/beardieandthebeast
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