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In the post-Thanksgiving episode, the boys get sexy. Try not to get too turned on. Also, casual 70s political incorrectness.

It's a Beans Birthday Bonanza, with some special guests! Taters cancels an improv workshop, causing a mini-rant. Beans goes to the Dominican Republic and damages property.

The boys wrap up their pyramid scheme talk. Eli sets Facebook trolls straight. JT tries to get a word in edgewise. And a surprise visit from Comedy.

The product that your friend is selling on Facebook? Pyramid scheme. Yes, even that one. Plus, we sift through the mailbag and such.

Beans is the bee's knees. Taters is happy as all get out. We're going 90 to nothing to bring you the laughs.

Beans is covered in kids. Not like that. Taters has been MIA. Not like that. We love ramen. Not like that.

Do you always accept a free cookie? Do you wear socks when going through security at the airport? We are judging you so hard right now. 

Brothers and sisters, welcome to The Church of BATCH, where your money becomes our money, no taxes are paid, and we pray to the holy trinity of Bob Barker, Drew Carey, and Al Capone. Blessings upon you.

Beans rants about "The Price is Right." Then he rants some more about "The Price is Right." After that, he rants some more about "The Price is Right." Taters sips his Pibb Xtra pensively.

Karis Johnson interviewed us for a newspaper article, so we turned it around and interviewed her. Spolier: we talk about split pee streams. Saucy.

Beans is on the road, so Taters brought in a special guest host, who brings up a revelation that could change the world. Who could it be?

Taters undergoes a (temporary?) diet change. Beans hasn't given up on being a dog parent (yet). Frozen Pop Tarts.

THE AUDIO HAS BEEN FIXED! Beans borrows a baby. Taters fears that he is mentally challenged. This is everyday life.

Eli is hiding from Nazis. Justin's producing money from his underwear. Harry is in and out. George goes off the rails. 

Justin attends a yoga class. Eli gets his mouth abused. And is Harry actually Pat Sajak?

Eli and Justin have uncovered the largest conspiracy theory of all time. Old Man Harry stops by to bring back Eli's ladder. And did Justin get a finger up his tater?

Taters fears a possible prostate exam. Beans gets a visit from Old Man Harry. And do vibrators cure hysteria?