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I’ll be real with you: this week’s podcast is just the sounds of sobbing for forty-four minutes and thirty-five seconds straight. Penny is dead, Team RWBY has fallen into The Void, and Atlas and Mantle are under water. I blame you, Ironwood. Join Artemis, Blue, Daft, and Joe as they mourn. Let’s all be sad together!

Dammit Cinder! Episode 12 was so happy. Why couldn’t you have just let Ruby’s plan succeed? This week, Tyler, John and Joe discuss the ways in which Cinder, Watts, and Neo screw everybody over. Ironwood goes on a Schnee shooting spree, and Harriet continues to be the character that enrages Joe the most.

This week, Daft, Joe, John, and Tyler discuss the staff of creation, untangle the logistical Christmas lights that made up Ruby’s wish, and insult Ironwood and Harriet a bunch (god I can’t stand her). And just a quick PSA: Do. Not. Fall.

This week, Grant, Tyler, John, and Joe discuss how IRONWOOD ALMOST FREAKING SHOT MARROW! In more feels-y news, Ruby and Yang talk about the Grimm details about Summer Rose, Ren and Nora are back together (but not together together), and Emerald begrudgingly admits to being good. Also, people say the word “risk” a lot.

We find ourselves in a dark room lit only by a single spotlight. In it stands a figure. Is he man? Is he machine? I don’t know, but he’s certainly riding that villain train all the way to dic(k)tator station. This week, Daft, Joe, John, and Tyler watch in horror as Ironwood really commits to his career as an asshole and threatens to destroy Mantle for funsies, while the gang finally reunites, Watts is a badass, and Neo trolls Cinder.

This week, we’re discussing chapters 8 and 9. Blake and Ruby bond, Whitley and Willow do a good, and Penny fights Penny. Also, Hazel and Emerald leave Salem, Oscar and Ozpin grow closer, and the Atlas military plans to blow up a whale. Your unpaid radio interns this week are Joe, Tyler, and John.

This week on RWBY, we unlock Cinder’s tragic backstory; the Ace Ops arrest children during the apocalypse; Oscar plans a very difficult series of negotiations; and the Grimm create a drill that will PIERCE THE HEAVENS—uh, I mean, Atlas’s hard-light shields. Working on their admissions reels to Beacon Academy in-flashback are John, Tyler, and DaftProdigy.

This week, our van is hanging over a cliff Italian Job style. While we cower at the front of the van, we have nothing better to do than discuss the new RWBY. This week, Cinder fights Penny and loses (again), Ironwood demonstrates staggering stupidity (again), and Maria shows she doesn’t give a damn (again). John, Tyler, and Joe also dare each other to throw stuff into/drink from the River Grimm… y’know, for science.

This week, Ruby’s crew takes Nora to Schnee Manor to get help and boss Whitley around, Ren turns himself into a brood-cicle, and Harriet almost falls for the old “unlock my prison cell and fight me” trick. John thinks Harriet’s gonna flip the general. Joe thinks she’s gonna go down with the SS Ironwood (it’s Atlas, so would it be the ASS?). Who is right? Tell us now, Kerry! Your unpaid radio interns for this week are Tyler, John, and Joe.

This week on RWBY: The gang gets the launch codes for Amity tower, Penny robosplains Ruby’s semblance to Ruby, and Ironwood forms a strong, reliable, and totally trustworthy relationship with Watts. Also, Bill fails to read the sign. Read the sign, Bill! Your unpaid radio interns this week are Tyler, Daft, Artemis, and sometimes-massless host Joe.

This week on RWBY: Ruby and co surf the tubes up to Atlas while Yang and her crew helps a racist old lady to safety. Oscar gets kidnapped by Grimm Scooby-Doo, and Robin learns that Jacques Schnee is the real victim. Your community radio hosts unpaid interns this week are Artemis, Rane, John, and host by coup d’état Joe.

This week on RWBY: Salem descends with her Monstra Armada and claims the Lamp of Knowledge, teams RWBY and JNR + Oscar team up with the Happy Huntresses to perform helpful handy terrorism to save the people of Mantle, and Ironwood solidifies his place as a villain. Your community radio hosts unpaid interns this week are Sam, Tyler, John, and DaftProdigy.

On this RWBY finale, Cinder goes for the cold as she attempts to steal the powers of the Winter Maiden, Team JNR confronts Neo, Team RWBY confronts the horrors of military domination, and IRONWOOD SHOOTS A LITERAL CHILD. HOW COULD HE DO THAT JAMES YOU WERE DOING SO WELL.Our interns this episode are Sunday, Grant, Joe, and John.

These Last Two Weeks on RWBY: Ironwood beats the crap out of Watts and then does a quick 180 to find his set of brown pants; the kids get grounded for keeping secrets and then beat up their captors; Qrow learns that even though friendships go far, sharp swords go all the way; and Penny has PERSONAL FEELINGS.Our interns this week are DaftProdigy, John, and Artemis.

This week on RWBY: Watts makes a mistake, Ironwood and Robyn make a Public Service Announcement, and Penny and Ruby make an elephant very, very mad.Your community radio hosts unpaid interns this week are Sunday, Tyler, Joe, and DaftProdigy.

This week on RWBY: the Atlesian council finds out about, in rapid sequence, Jacques Schnee’s plotting with Watts, the heat going off in Mantle, the colossal Grimm attack, and oh right – the immortal evil queen of the Grimm who’ll stop at nothing to destroy humanity itself. Hope Willow Schnee left them some booze! Your community radio hosts this week are Sunday, Tyler, and Joe.

This week on RWBY: Ironwood gets grilled, Whitley gets doused, and Willow Schnee gets drunk. Your community radio hosts this week are Tyler, Sam, Joe, and Sunday.

In this episode, everything is fine! Don’t worry about that city-wide curfew or rising Mantle unrest! It’s all fiiiiiine.Your community radio hosts this week are Sunday, Tyler, John, and Blue.

Tonight on RWBY it’s our special Election Night coverage as Atlas votes! Who will emerge triumphant as tensions rise, ideas clash, Tyrian gets the murder zoomies, and Nora finally loses the patience we didn’t know she had? Spoiler alert, it’s Weiss, who skips out on the entire affair to go to the movies. Take me with you, Weiss.Your community radio hosts this week are Sunday, Tyler, and John.

This week on RWBY: the crew and the Ace Ops get a montage, Winter’s getting a promotion, and Robyn Hill’s getting all up in Ironwood’s business.Your community radio hosts this week are: Sunday, Daft, Tyler, and Sam.