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Mitch takes multiple lives. Ryan looks for a place to live. A swimmer is drowned by a snorkeler. A wife and business partner conspire. Mitch bumbles his way to solving the case. Join Zach, Charlie, and Charlie's sister Emily Beauregard for an episode that leans heavier into action and comes one step closer to turning Baywatch Nights into Miami Vice!

Number two on Interpol's most wanted list is also a getaway driver with a penchant for extreme sports. Wayne from The Wonder Years slacks off in his role as a member of a criminal enterprise. Ryan poses as a fan club president, while Mitch poses as a bodyguard. Mitch stops a treasury heist with some light shoves.  Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Sarah Franklin (check out her podcast, Trust the Bachelor Process!) for episode two of Baywatch Nights, which takes place almost entirely during the day!

Baywatch: Nights is here! Mitch protects a model in danger. Garner searches for a missing dead body. Goatee man throws humans at people.  Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Adri Diaz for the inaugural episode of Baywatch Watch: Nights!

Season 5 is in the bag, and exit left Garner and Matt Brody. Enter Neely Capshaw, who likes to drink and has a plan for getting out of trouble. Johnny Danger also likes to drink, and he's taken a liking to Hobie and his friends. Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Erin Smith as we say goodbye to Season 5 in style. Baywatch Nights Season 1 is up next!

NOTE: If you're watching Baywatch Remastered, this episode has been chopped down to 32-minutes. You can find a longer version elsewhere. It's worth it, trust us.  Richard Branson wants to break a world record. Little Richard makes salads and babbles. Molly wants a record contract. Kaye holds a benefit. Stephanie and Caroline have sister issues.  Join Zach, Charlie, and special returning guest Claudio Saavedra for an episode with 3 full musical performances, an insane Mitch/Molly music video that looks like a post apocalyptic Oliver & Company, and something we're gonna dub "diaper gate" (note: obviously the character in question is NOT wearing a diaper), on this wild and chopped up episode of Baywatch Watch!

Baywatch goes social commentary. Again. Poorly. Again. Mitch uncovers an international immigration smuggling ring. Brody and Garner pursue a topless beach bandit. Mitch flies a paramotor. The coast guard takes their time. Brody and Hobie play Austin Powers.  Join Zach, Charlie, and special returning guest Ann Maddox for a cringeworthy episode that thinks it's really saying something poignant and special, and then does it in the most Baywatch way possible. Also, more boob innuendos than we can count!

John D Cort returns. Nicky needs a bone marrow transplant. Kaye is back to kidnapping children. Brody is jealous. Cocaine needs retrievin'.  Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest David Donnella for an episode that throws a wrench in the whole kid-needs-life-saving-treatment plot in a truly wild way.

Caroline and Logan's relationship is tested over his marriage to Kathleen. Mitch's old pal Andy has a dark secret. Stephanie tries to prevent disaster at the beach. Mitch takes a pistol to the head. Hobie has a Geography test. Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Mark Jacob for a wild episode with a muddled, clunky message!

Mitch has a mystery gift from his dead father. Logan has repressed memories. Matt and his dad struggle to connect. Hobie auditions for "Hot Ones". Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Josh Brekhus for a mystery-filled, slow-motion padded episode in which everyone obsesses over a 5 page scrapbook with Microsoft Word borders! 

It's been six months since Tracy's death, and Mitch is still having a tough time. Hobie reaches out to a radio station for help. Caroline has a chance encounter with an athlete that puts strain on she and Logan. CJ enters a dance competition. Logan becomes an inventor.  Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Ai Yoshihara for another of Baywatch's "social issues episodes", and hey: they don't do too bad! 

The inevitable and abrupt conclusion of the Tracy ark. A lot of time spent on a cliff. Hobie masters the arm pat. Logan battles with jet ski toughs over expired registration. Mitch makes it all about him. Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Fernanda Perez for a wild episode filled with tears, American Airlines brochures, and hospital kidnappings! Au revoir, Tracy.

Stephanie is coming home. Coral wants to make a difference. Riley needs a barber. Garner falls in love. Mitch pulls pranks.  Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Nick Costanza (check out his podcast, Reactivaders!) for an episode with perhaps the best fight in Baywatch history, an eco-terrorist plot that makes no sense, and a bizarre series of pranks involving people's hearing? Just another day at the 'Watch!

Logan's visa is going to expire. Mitch's mom starts dating. Logan and Caroline work out. Everyone dates their grandchildren.  Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest - all the way from Shetland, Scotland - Marjolein Robertson (check her out telling folk tales on Twitch at https://www.twitch.tv/marjolein) for a wild episode with the horniest montage in Baywatch History!

It's Christmastime at the beach. Kyla and Joey pull grifts. Hobie gets roped in. Tracy has a secret. CJ falls for a priest. Matt meets Santa's helpers. Joey loves cigarettes.  Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Jackie Gonzalez-Duruthy (The Most Wonderful pod of the year) for a supersized Christmas episode!

Brody plays volleyball. Mitch falls in love. Again. A hovercraft impacts the budget. CJ is nosy. Garner chokes.  Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Adrian Snow (Church Improv) for an episode that suffers from heavy remaster-butchering, has low stakes volleyball, oil platforms in which rebar is the most dangerous element, and special salmon!

The Santa Ana winds are a-blowin', and that blows all the weirdos to the beach. Caroline tries to save a phantom drowning victim. Mr. Cooper searches for Amy. Mitch finds himself an unwitting romantic rival to Geraldo Rivera. J Peterman gets mud on the very pants he was going to return! Join Zach, Charlie, and returning guest Tyler Schnupp (Reactivaders, Stario Chart) for a real California specific episode of Baywatch Watch! 

Larry "Loomin'" Large sets off a dubloon hunt. Kaye Morgan returns with a new business venture. Mitch is on hold. CJ and Matt are all tied up. Loomin' Larry fantasizes about CJ. A lot. CJ has a photo shoot.  Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Leonard Smith, Jr. (Film vs. Film podcast, Lemon Pepper Wet) for a fun, Jeff Garlin filled episode of Baywatch! 

The FBI is undercover at Baywatch. Morgan Christopher is mad. Brody picks up a blood debt. CJ helps Matt fake his near-death. Stephanie is going on a trip. Mary Lou from San Francisco is coming to visit.  Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Priscilla Davies for an episode that features lots of binoculars, going through mail, and remembering to delete voicemails: you know, undercover stuff!

Brody hates Logan. Caroline obsesses over Logan. Stephanie almost gets sued over Logan. Logan Logan Logan! Hobie's friend Carter and his dad, Simon, work on their relationship.  Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Peter Banifaz for yet another clunky Baywatch "message" episode!

Hobie has a crush, and then he has a party. Mitch has a 24 hour shift. Rollerblades and bikes collide. Hang-gliding mishaps abound. Stephanie is down bad.  Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Rachel Chapman (You've Got Hanks, This is the Mix, Inside the Disney Vault, I Need to Talk TikTok) for the filler-est of filler episodes. Another lazy week for Baywatch, but not for us, as we invite you to Baywatch Watch!