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The Penguins are trash so Anna and Jen discuss their feelings about that. The Oilers are under the direction of Ross from Friends. And Gary Buttman is steering the NHL into a lockout.

A hockey insider says McDavid is the Michael Jordan of white people and Jen and Anna lose their minds. We go down a convoluted metaphor and the Pens up Vichy French snakes in the grass. We also talk about menstrual blood. Happy start of hockey season, everyone!

Hockey is right around the corner, so Anna and Jen spend 51 minutes complaining bitterly about politics. We are not happy with the Pittsburgh Penguins organisation's decision to go the White House this month, their reasoning for it and their following actions. We swear a lot. If you'd like to honour American veterans for their service beyond saluting flags, shaking their hands and giving them hockey tickets, you can also donate to Operation Homefront: www.operationhomefront.org The President of the United States has severely criticised Puerto Ricans and Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz while his government has been extremely slow to react to the destruction of Hurricane Maria. Donate to relief efforts: https://hispanicfederation.org/donate