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On this weeks episode, we are continuing on with our ghostly journey. We discuss haunted ships out on the Great Lakes, as well as a very interesting poltergeist haunting in Jackson MI. We also tease out our next episode with some juicy information on my own personal paranormal experience that happened on Halloween night! 

I am happy to announce that Chandler has made his way home from Germany and is back on the show! Today we are starting the first episode in an October mini series all about ghosts! We have a very special guest on today; Dr. Albert Deutschbag, who is a Parapcycologist and has spent many years hunting ghosts and working to understand why they do what they do. We also dive into a few local haunted locations, as well as provide a little update on the Felt Mansion from episode 2.  

Ladies and gentlemen, today for your listening displeasure we have a very special treat. The original first ever episode of Barely Offensive! We pulled this one out of the vault as it was previously deemed too stupid to air. No fancy mics, no fancy humor, no fancy interesting topics... just the live raw essence that is Barely Offensive. Drink it up fellow deplorable’s, this is going to get intense.

Greetings fellow Awoken. Once again today Chandler is missing, lost in the great wilderness of what we know as Germany. I have finally made contact with him, and he is getting smuggled back to the states soon.  In the meantime, Mike did not seem to suck anymore that Chandler or myself so I decided to ask him back on! We would like Mike to come back every few episodes to lend to the conversations and we need your support to keep him coming back. Let us know what you think of Mike! Today we talk about a very specific encounter with the sasquatch, and in fact a group of the creatures. We coin the plural phrase Bigfi and Sasquai in this episode and make world history. 

Well, Chandler is still in Germany on the run from the cops. I decided to dust this episode off for your listening pleasure. This episode was originally deemed too offensive to share, but what the heck…   In this episode, we basically rant and rave for over an hour. We talk about my new idea for a Santa based religion, we discuss if you are able to catch mental retardation and Chandler rants for a while about the Almanac and time zones or something like that.   Its actually very funny, don’t miss this one unless you are easily offended. But if that’s the case, you should probably listen to another podcast altogether.

On this weeks episode, Chandler is running from the cops in Germany so we have a special guest on today! Mike Garrison (no relations to the fictional cartoon charactor, I checked) is a fellow Awoken, and has knowledge and expertice in a wide range of paranormal creatures. He also studies conspiracies and is a bit crazy, so we thought he would fit right in. Mike is delivering the main story about a childhood monster that resides close to where he grew up in Monroe MI. We also feature a new segment called the Craigs of Bestlist, as well as a few of Mikes favorites. 

Edit: Sorry everyone, the other file cut off before the end. I have remastered it and fixed the issue!   On this weeks episode we have our first ever two parter! Now for those of you that have listened to all our episodes, you know we promised a part two of Chemtrails... i guess we should say this is the first two parter that we are actually going to finish the second half of.    The dogman is a legend thought to be found in Michigan, all the way up into northern Canada. Much like a Werewolf, the Dogman is a large wolf like beast that can stand up on its hind legs. We explore many stories about sightings and the song which some think spawned the legend.

On todays episode, we spend a majority of the show talking about Chandler's performance in a stand up competition. We breakdown each joke and discuss what works and what doesn't. This is some real comedy nerd stuff right here! We also have some audio comments from Comedian Owen Benjamin who reviewed some of Chandlers work on his Vlog. 

In this episode, Chandler takes the wheel as we dive into the legend of the Red Dwarf from Detroit. Much like the Mothman, the Red Dwarf is often seen as a forshadowing to great tragedy. 

The mysterious Paulding Lights of northern Michigan. Unlike some of our stories, this event is an ongoing phenomenon and can be observed almost every single night. Is it a supernatural happening, alien visitations, or perhaps a portal to another world? Probably not... 

In this episode we skip the main story and focus on our stupid and rediculas clips and skits. This is probably the best or worst episode that we have recorded... enjoy!

In this episode we look at the mysterious legend of Singapore MI. Singapore was rumored to be a city on the west side of the state, very near where our Melonheads and Felt mansion episode took place. This city, said to be a lumbertown in the mid 1800's was said to be lost and burried in the sands of the lakeshore. Much like Pompeii or Atlantis, does Michigan have its own secret lost city?

A two for one deal! In this episode, we look at two separate paranormal instances that are so closely related, we had to do them both at the same time. We discuss the Felt Mansion, believed to be haunted by Agnus Felts spirit. We also talk about the small framed, large headed feral children that are thought to lurk on and around the property. 

In our first episode, we talk about the conspiracy theory of chemtrails and how they may effect us.    We also have some fun with our various skit style segments such as  Stand up, sitting down and views in review.