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38 minutes | Jun 4, 2021
S3 “Belinda, if You’re Listening…Please Reach Out!”
This week, B & K keep it short and sweet for episode 2 of Season 3. Fake Sponsors include Pulp Fiction (the Vancouver bookstore!) and the book “The First 40 Days” by Heng Ou. The pair discuss a range of topics including what Jesus would think of his representation today, vacuum sealing babies in the womb, semen analysis, and throw ALL the Carly’s some love. ‘It’s in the Stars’ is all about Geminis and the signs who love to love & hate them. Write us anytime: email@example.com
84 minutes | May 11, 2021
S3 “What was the Pubic Hair Trend of the 80s?”
BaKChat’s Season 3 premiere episode reveals some BIG life changes for both Krista and Bryan that have the future of recording BaKChat in an unpredictable state! Fake sponsors include Evo and Tushy (we all need a Tushy…like, trust us, we do!!!). Krista’s not the only one with pregnancy-related updates to share this week; tune in to hear Bryan’s exciting news! ‘It’s in the Stars’ this week features the BEST and WORST things we could do for each sign for Mother’s Day. Write us anytime: firstname.lastname@example.org
116 minutes | Mar 24, 2021
S2 Finale “I’m Totally Gay For Dicks!”
Welcome to SEXPISODE 34+35 aka the Season 2 finale of BaKChat! Joined by BaKChat University tenured and accredited sexologist, Vanessa! Vanessa’s second time on the show did not disappoint as the trio revisited their original test results from 2 years ago on www.bdsmtest.org and compared them to their latest results. Topics range from covid relationships, sex parties, non-monogamy, jealousy, chat roulette, pregnancy sex, and who could forget ‘Jaculatin’ (hint: you won’t be able to after listening to this episode!). ‘It’s in the Stars’ explores the signs abilities as monogamous, monogam-ish, or non-monogamous, and Bryan and Krista’s astrological accreditations are brought into question! Thank you to everyone who listened to Season 2 of BaKChat! We are so excited to share this must-listen finale with you. Stay tuned for a Season 3 premiere of BaKChat coming soon and as always, don’t forget to wipe front to BaK! xo B&K Write us anytime: email@example.com
101 minutes | Mar 1, 2021
S2 “Enough of this Rectal Talk, Let’s Talk About Britney!”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista pull out their monocles and twirl their moustaches to analyze the Free Britney Movement as professional, fully certified, BakChat-accredited legalologists. After watching the NYT documentary, ‘Framing Britney Spears’, the pair spare no words in their critique of the Hollywood-hungry society that has lead to us to the point of NEEDING to Free Britney! Fake sponsors has Bryan throwing Krista for an unexpected, rule-breaking loop with a very special surprise that incorporates a pattern from Colette Belt and Krista describes a recent trip to Vancouver’s new concept space, ‘Picnics and Poetry’ (picnicsandpoetry.com). ‘It’s in the Stars’ features an in depth analysis of Britney Spears’ birth chart and the planets responsible for the Britney fandom. #FREEBRITNEY Visit us on insta @bakchatpodcast or drop us a line at firstname.lastname@example.org!
101 minutes | Feb 19, 2021
S2 “Chicken Blood Is In Retrograde”
Today, Bryan and Krista are joined by the wonderful and INCREDIBLY entertaining, Astrologer extraordinaire, Chad!! In this special episode, Chad shares with us the ancient language of astrology and all the life experiences that inspired him to pursue it. The trio dive into the conversation starting with the generations currently alive on planet Earth, the signs that drive their behaviour (who knew a whole generation had a sign!?) and how the generations can learn to get along by keeping this astrological wisdom in mind. Chad explains his theory of P.A.T. (Personal Astrological Trinity – his very own invention) healing, and offers up some insight with his explanation of rising signs, also known as your F.A.C.E. Bryan and Krista are blown away by the physical characteristics you can look for to determine someone’s rising sign – without even calling their mother for the time of birth!! You can book a PAT healing session with Chad via DM on instagram (@chadelia) and check out his videos on youtube – just type ‘The Bubbha Chadelia’ into the search bar!
74 minutes | Feb 6, 2021
S2 “That’s Not the Mandela Effect, That’s Amnesia”
On this episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista both have some skin tips to share from Skoah and SkinFix/Sephora during Fake Sponsors. Bryan’s baby prediction streak meets its match in a Preggo Update, and both Bryan and Krista CRY for the first time on air in a heartwarming story about a certain type of bug. While IITS doesn’t make an appearance this week, a date is BOOKED with Chad (@chadelia) for a special astrological episode #67 that will be nothing short of stargazin’ amazing. Alice returns from vacation for ‘Adventures with Alice’ and Bryan analyzes a very timely dream of Krista’s in ‘In your Dreams!’. Keep in touch with us at email@example.com. We love to hear from you!
82 minutes | Jan 25, 2021
S2 “I Don’t Think That Prostate Exam Was Accredited.”
Happy New Year BaKChatters! On this episode the curious duo find themselves exploring topics varying from nutrition to seduction. Fake Sponsors include Pasture to Plate, Braggs Apple Cider Vinegar and Vancouver’s Gastown location of Local! The pair go rogue to discuss alien and matrix theories for 2021 and cap it off with a celestial journey to The Stars for one-word predictions of the year, for each sign. A future episode will put the predictions to the test with real-life astrologer Chad! (@chadelia on Instagram). Stay tuned for that sporadic release date!
93 minutes | Oct 30, 2020
S2 “Spooky Halloween Spectacular!”
As if 2020 wasn’t scary enough, the BakChat duo swoops in with an extra dose of BOO! Kwin surprises Bryan with a pop quiz of Lady Gaga’s 6th studio album release, CHROMATICA. Bryan proves himself worthy as a true Dreamologist with an on the spot analysis of Kwin’s recurring dream. Kwin gives an update on their pregnancy journey in a new segment and the pair roast the signs in a very halloweenie ‘It’s in the Stars’. All this and so much more on the 64th episode of BaKchat! Write us! firstname.lastname@example.org Follow us! @bakchatpodcast || Bryan @bryhelix || Kwin @karminal
85 minutes | Oct 17, 2020
S2 “Lick My Rat Hole!”
On this JBWFLI episode of BaKChat, Bry and Kwin discuss Bryan’s Category 5 birthday blowjob and Kwin’s growing waistline and how they’re transitioning from Mimosas to Mumus! The “It’s In The Stars” theme preludes into Halloween festivities with each sign being categorized as either a naughty trick or a tasty treat. Follow us on Insta! @bakchatpodcast/@karminal/@bryhelix
71 minutes | Mar 14, 2020
S2 “Almost as Accurate at Taking Your Temp as the Back of Your Mother’s Hand!”
On this week’s feverish episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Kwin bring the heat on COVID-19 with entirely unqualified opinions and anecdotes. The only factual thing they know is something Kwin shares (too intimately) that Bryan wishes he, in fact, didn’t know. The duo discuss their lives post-corona-pocalypse and dish the deets on some warm fuzzy feelings. The fuzzies take us to a new cororna-riffic segment ‘In Your Fever Dreams,’ which latches onto the coat tails of an intergalactic stank shooting them to ‘It’s in the Stars,’ featuring what all signs are up to in self-isolation. Stay tuned for more frequent episodes designed specifically to keep you company during social distancing. Follow us! @bakchatpodcast || Bryan @bryhelix || Krista @karminal
57 minutes | Dec 6, 2019
S2 "Back For a Hot Holiday Minute"
Talk about a holiday surprise ya’ll! Bryan and Kwin are back in the podcast saddle again! Giddyup for a fun, festive diddle as the two pals have lovely catch up over some mulled wine. An ‘It’s In the Stars’ takes us to all the star signs as Holiday Party guests. So settle in and get comfy, ’cause BakChat’s delivering your present early.
57 minutes | May 13, 2019
S2 “The Throne is At Home!”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista celebrate 2 huge milestones: The announcement of a GIVEAWAY with Twisted Extracts and their first 1 star review from a salty anonymous neckbeard!! BaKChat chats back to comments from K’s coming out episode and dives into an AskBaK segment that has them chatting everything from sex to Skyscanner. The duo found time to catch up with some ‘Adventures with Alice’ and wrap up the show interpreting the star signs as public washroom personalities with an ‘It’s in the Stars’ you won’t wanna miss! Write us! email@example.com Follow us! @bakchatpodcast || Bryan @bryhelix || Krista @karminal
131 minutes | May 6, 2019
S2 “I Feel Like You Should Have Drawn This Out”
On this week’s Very Special Episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista are joined for the second time by Kim Janna! Kim Janna is a life coach, owner and curator of Cerreal Thrifter and the Queen of the #hustle. She shares mindfulness tips, chats back to listeners and shoots the shit with Bryan and Krista in a record-breaking two hour episode! Hear a double whammy ‘In Your Dreams’ and then hop on the astrology train to ‘It’s in the Stars’ to hear each sign’s self-care routine from your favourite, accredited (BaKChat University ya’ll) astrologers! Write us! firstname.lastname@example.org Follow us! @bakchatpodcast || Bryan @bryhelix || Krista @karminal
73 minutes | Apr 29, 2019
S2 “I’m Coming Out!”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Krista gets personal sharing a non-binary identity with all of our listeners and Bryan asks a few questions to gain some insight! Things take an emotional turn that reminds the duo why they started this podcast in the first place: kindness, compassion and accessibility. Fake Sponsors include Que Pasa and Little Sister’s Book and Art Emporium right here in Vancouver. ‘It’s in the Stars’ takes a vaycay you won’t wanna miss! Write us! email@example.com Follow us! @bakchatpodcast || Bryan @bryhelix || Krista @karminal
47 minutes | Apr 21, 2019
S2 “Always Carry a Possum Whistle!”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Krista wins an Instagram contest with Community Thrift and Vintage and Bryan raves about rev.com, an online transcription service he’s recently discovered. ‘In Your Dreams’ has Bryan putting on a dreamologist cap for Krista as they recall a semi-recurring, childhood-home-ghost-dream! A new segment sees a visit from Aunt Christine as she reads a “Letter From Down Under” from Bryan’s partner Jake who’s currently going to school in Australia. The show wraps with an ‘Adventure With Alice,’ fresh from 1971! Write us! firstname.lastname@example.org Follow us! @bakchatpodcast || Bryan @bryhelix || Krista @karminal
87 minutes | Apr 14, 2019
S2″Surfs Up…For the Last Time”
Bryan and Krista don’t smoke weed, but that doesn’t stop them from hosting a very special 4/20 episode with Mandy of Jane Technologies, an inspiring entrepreneur! Our knowledgeable guest tackles all your cannabis-related questions, plays some True or False, and blows the walls off of marijuana stigma. ‘It’s In the Stars’ has Bryan and Krista imagining the signs in a cannabis-infused galaxy, while a thoughtful (and slightly concerned) Mandy gives her two cents.
79 minutes | Apr 7, 2019
S2 “An Overhead Bin Could Fit Seven Toddlers.”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista share their wonderful experience at the IV Health Centre in Yaletown (a REAL sponsor) who graciously supplied BaKChat with a free IV treatment! It was just the ticket for Bryan to recover from his jetlag. Krista tries to befriend some crows and raves about their fake sponsor Mobi Bikes. The dreamologists don their sleeping caps and dive into some nightmarish listener questions, while Bryan reveals a nightmare of his own. By the way, if you poop in your dream, you poop in real life.
84 minutes | Mar 31, 2019
S2 “BaKChat University”
So you want to spray down naked hockey players with a homemade disinfectant? On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Krista reveals their rankophobia and…it’s a lot. Bryan and Krista chat about Krista’s partner Kota’s top surgery and Bryan’s recent travels in Hawaii. Fake sponsors include GoFundMe and Bob’s Snorkel. BaKChat reveals some upcoming guests to look out for. ‘Adventures With Alice’ heads back to the Kingsway for a 1970 flashback and ‘It’s In the Stars’ has the duo going head-to-head imagining the signs as fast food restaurants! Write us! email@example.com Follow us! @bakchatpodcast || Bryan @bryhelix || Krista @karminal
46 minutes | Mar 24, 2019
S2 “Be Your Own Boo”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, we find out K’s kryptonite: geography and mathematics. Fake Sponsors include The Trading Post in Gibsons, and the Queen Elizabeth Theatre here in Vancouver where Bryan saw the Broadway Show “Come From Away.” Bryan and Krista introduce a new segment called ‘Ask BaK’ where the pair help a listener navigate the unknown after a breakup. The episode wraps with a fresh ‘Adventure With Alice.’
38 minutes | Mar 17, 2019
S2 “We Love Sexy Things”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, your favourite queers are raving about strippers, the fabulous shirts at Peau de Loup, and shoppin’ at Trader Joes. BaKChat chats back to more listeners who partook in the Wild Rose Cleanse; Bryan and Krista contemplate needing some probiotics in their lives. The astrology train picks up the duo for an “It’s in the Stars” that features your PETS! Hint: Krista is doing animal voices for every sign. Write us! firstname.lastname@example.org Follow us! @bakchatpodcast || Bryan @bryhelix || Krista @karminal
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