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Bad Movies, Good Butts
85 minutes | Apr 29, 2021
Episode 23 I Can Do Bad All By Myself & Gladiator
This week, Erica recaps I Can Do Bad All By Myself from hometown hero, Tyler Perry! Listen, we do our fair share of man hating here at BMGB but we’d never electrocute anyone...probably. Also, who knew Madea movies could get so emotional?? Then Lucie reviews Gladiator, which gives her the opportunity to give Groundskeeper Willie and break and try out her Crocodile Dundee impression. FYI Ridley Scott: snot props are not necessary, and keep listening for the one thing that will definitely determine if you’re smart or not. Oh and please subscribe, rate, and review!
92 minutes | Apr 22, 2021
Episode 22 Girls S1E1&2 & Bridget Jones’s Diary
Welcome to Episode 22 y’all! This week, Lucie learns to count (maybe), and we have more advice for men regarding bedroom activities they need to stop asking for, plus one they should probably just learn to deal with. Plus, listen to Lucie’s recap of Girls because during it she gets a surprise from the man she spent Valentine’s Day with! (It’s a lot less sexy than it sounds.) Then Erica reviews the classic romcom Bridget Jones’s Diary, and we discuss our feelings on Spanx, which we have a lot of (feelings, not Spanx). Erica also points out that while we both have terrible luck, at least our bare asses have never been on the news. Here at BMGB Podcast, we would never condone violence, but if it’s somebody gross like Hugh Grant in BJD, we might be on board. As always, subscribe, rate, and review!
82 minutes | Apr 15, 2021
Episode 21 War Dogs & Outlander - S1E9 The Reckoning
On Episode 21, Erica recaps War Dogs starring Miles Teller, and we play Am I Old or Is This Stupid? Erica has to remind Lucie that movies aren’t real life...again (only this one kind of is?), and we discuss Bradley Cooper’s best lewks. Hot tip from Jonah Hill: never stay in Vegas longer than 2 days. Then Lucie reviews Episode 9 of Outlander, starting off with a sure sign that society is making a comeback! We also decide on some gender based slurs to reclaim from Black Jack Randall, and in case you were wondering, “Have they really made Friends references three episodes in a row?”...Yes. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review!!
68 minutes | Apr 7, 2021
Episode 20 Playing for Keeps & Red Eye
We’ve made it 20 whole episodes, y’all! This week, while Erica recaps Playing for Keeps, we speculate about and look forward to the day when Catherine Zeta Jones gets herself the boy toy she deserves. Don’t worry, of COURSE Judy Greer makes an appearance because otherwise, is it even really a romcom? Also, controversial opinion but gratuitous shots of Gerard Butler in a towel are truly a gift. Then Lucie switches gears with the thriller Red Eye. We don’t want to victim blame here but Rachel McAdams has really gotten herself into a predicament. No shade, but Cillian Murphy just kind of...looks like a sociopath? And we come to the conclusion that we will never be proud members of the Mile High Club. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review!
91 minutes | Apr 1, 2021
Episode 19 Creed II & John Wick
Another accidental theme this week with both movies featuring evil Russian bad guys (and quite possibly no actual Russians…)! We figure out the real reason behind Lucie’s history degree, and Lucie finds a new contender for the Holy Trifecta (Prince Harry, you’re on notice). Erica doesn’t have space in her brain for your gender roles and misogyny, and just FYI if you’re doing a fully clothed boxing workout montage, you’re doing it wrong. Erica reminds Lucie that time travel isn’t actually a thing, and considers a new career path. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review!
78 minutes | Mar 25, 2021
Episode 18 Definitely, Maybe & Forgetting Sarah Marshall
This week, Erica recaps Definitely, Maybe where we discover we weirdly have the hots for Borat and give you marriage advice from two never-married women. FYI men, it’s super attractive that Ryan Reynolds is a serial monogamist and FYI everyone, please stop acting like you’re a temporarily undiscovered celebrity...except us, please someone discover us. Then, Lucie reviews Forgetting Sarah marshall. RIP Billy Bush’s career (remember him, y’all?). Also, let’s all agree that we want more puppet musicals, and that red wine is not a Hawaii beverage! Oh, and happy Passover to God’s chosen people! Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review!
110 minutes | Mar 18, 2021
Episode 17 50 Shades of Grey & 50 Shades Darker
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! What better way to nurse your hangover than with Episode 17? To celebrate our Irish friends, we cover the first two movies of the 50 Shades franchise...much to our horror. Lucie realizes that clearly Anastasia Steele didn’t do her Carmen Elektra strip tease aerobics, has the audacity to granny panty shame someone else like she doesn’t wear granny panties 90% of the time, and debunks the myth of the “wearing your boyfriend’s dress shirt.” Then, Erica (unfortunately) recaps 50 Shades Darker, which she went into completely blind (much like Dakota Johnson in that sex scene). Find out which one of these is an actual quote from the movie: “They’re after me lucky charms!” or “You’re not putting those in my butt,” in Erica’s lowest rated movie so far! May the road rise to meet you, and don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review!
97 minutes | Mar 11, 2021
Episode 16 Malcolm & Marie & Venom
This week, Erica starts us off with a recap and review of Malcolm & Marie, and we examine the life of the 1 percenters with their life of luxury and their salted butter. We also reveal what our friendship dealbreaker with Zendaya is, and point out that she deserves an Oscar for her performance as Woman Who Doesn’t Want to Sleep With John David Washington. Then Lucie covers Venom, starring Tom Hardy, who she refuses to see in The Revenant out of protest. Thanks for covering up Tom Hardy’s face AGAIN (lookin’ at you Christopher Nolan), and don’t forget to check Etsy for all of your tapeworm needs. As always, subscribe, rate, and review!
102 minutes | Mar 4, 2021
Episode 15 Jersey Girl & Mystic Pizza
On Episode 15, Lucie & Erica have another accidental theme - movies with Matt Damon cameos! First, Lucie recaps the 2004 Kevin Smith “flick,” Jersey Girl. Don’t worry, J. Lo dies in the first ten minutes. Then she finally puts to bed the very Jersey Pork Roll vs. Taylor Ham debate, and cries multiple times over her love of Bruce Springsteen. (Hey, you can take the girl outta Jersey…) Also, we’re not saying that The Boss and Barack copied our podcast idea, but The Boss and Barack copied our podcast idea. Then Erica covers the 80s romcom Mystic Pizza, with a pre-Julia Roberts Julia Roberts, unlikely heartthrob Vince D’onofrio, our theory on what ended the golden age of serial killers, and passive aggressive sister fights. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review!
96 minutes | Feb 25, 2021
Episode 14 Holidate & Outlander - S1E8 Both Sides Now
On this week’s BMGB, Erica covers Holidate, a movie from the before times when working from home was still something you judged people for. We agree that khakis are always an awful gift idea and that we miss Auntie Anne’s mall pretzels. Oh also, this just in, we’re HUGE in Australia. Then Lucie revisits her internet boyfriend Sam Heughan to check in on how Jamie Fraser and Outlander-verse is going (not good). We learn how Black Jack Randall is DYING to hook up with Jamie (get in line, pal), and hear what may possibly be the first ever “that’s what she said” joke. Warning: do NOT watch Outlander with your parents! And we might just get the answer to, “Is there anything Sam Heughan can’t do?” (Love Lucie the way she deserves!) As always, subscribe, rate, & review!
112 minutes | Feb 18, 2021
Episode 13 Knives Out & The Sound of Music
Episode 13 of Bad Movies, Good Butts, is a tribute episode to the late great Christopher Plummer. First, Lucie covers his late in life murder mystery masterpiece, Knives Out, with an all star cast including the honoree, plus the delicious Daniel Craig, and Chris Evans - human disaster. Hot tip for cops: if you want to get a confession, have some designated hot detectives to do the interrogations. Also discussed: the Spears family feud and why money ruins families (we’re guessing). Then Erica covers the undeniable classic, the Sound of Music. We make it about a minute and half before bursting into song, agree that we should take fashion tips from Liesl von Trapp, and make a correlation between how anti-Nazi you are and your level of hotness. Don’t forget that you cahn’t...marry someone...when you’re in love with...someone else...and subscribe, rate, & review!
108 minutes | Feb 11, 2021
Episode 12 Save the Last Dance & The Big Sick
As usual, this week at BMGB Podcast, we don’t talk about anything super depressing like systemic racism and only talk about BUTTS! First, Erica covers Save the Last Dance. Kids, remember to nail your Juilliard audition, unlike Julia Stiles...twice. Also, hot tip: don’t ask your friends question about their sex lives like they’re a science experiment. Then Lucie recaps The Big Sick starring the nostalgically handsome Kumail Nanjiani, while she and Erica declare the awards they were robbed of (and not at all nominated for). We also cover pooping in front of your significant other, and that time Lucie went to a comedy show and got heckled. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, & review!
78 minutes | Feb 5, 2021
Episode 11 The Beach & Don Jon
This week, Lucie hits another point in her Celebrity Crush Holy Trifecta with a Leo movie - now all she’s waiting for is for Prince Harry to make his acting debut! Tilda Swinton has Big Cult Leader Energy, and - just to be clear - The Wind Beneath My Wings is NOT the theme song to The Beach. Then Erica covers Don Jon, and we don’t know who needs to hear this but...porn actually isn’t real life, and please, do NOT hold us closer Tony Danza! Make sure you listen closely to hear how you can always tell if you’re about to get into an argument with a stupid person. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, & review!!
98 minutes | Jan 28, 2021
Episode 10 Sweet Home Alabama & Dirty Dancing
We have the time of our lives this week! After a slight recording mixup (or probably voodoo), Erica covers Sweet Home Alabama and reignites the old 2007 debate of McDreamy vs. McSteamy. We discuss negative southern stereotypes, godless heathens, and another thing we’re not fans of in addition to men in thongs: bickering couples. Then Lucie covers one of her old reliables, Dirty Dancing...which she sort of just now realizes is liberal propaganda and may have made a SLIGHT impression on her young brain. Also, don’t try the lift at home kids, it will only end in bruises and heartache. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, & review, and remember - nobody puts BMGB in the corner!
108 minutes | Jan 21, 2021
Episode 9 10 Things I Hate About You & The Mummy
What is it, 10 Things I Hate About You Day?! We party like it’s 1999 this week! Erica covers this beloved ‘99 classic, and we reminisce fondly over record stores, and not-so-fondly over high school gym. Friendly reminder: good cell service is key when passing on the news of a celebrity death. Then Lucie recaps The Mummy, and we discuss whether or not Jake from State Farm can get you kidnap and ransom insurance, Imhotep identifying as human, and keeping people with mummy fetishes in our thoughts and prayers during these tough-to-find-TP times. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, & review, and huge thanks to all our listeners - we want you, we need you, oh baby, oh baby.
96 minutes | Jan 14, 2021
Episode 8 Jane Eyre & Girls Trip
This week, Lucie covers a simpler time...which actually seems pretty creepy! Turns out, Mrs. Rochester is kind of a psycho, and Dame Judy Dench makes an appearance while we drool over Michael Fassbender and interpret Charlotte Bronte through Lucie’s colorful vocabulary. Then Erica recaps Girls Trip! Shot in our hometown, we cover zip-lining, grapefruiting, how much we love Tiffany Haddish, and all the hot guys awaiting us on Bourbon Street. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review!
116 minutes | Jan 7, 2021
Episode 7 The Brothers & Outlander - S1E7 The Wedding
Don’t panic y’all, we’re BACK from break! First, Erica recaps The Brothers - starring an occasionally shirtless Shemar Moore - and we discuss ways to express your love. Examples include food and oral sex. Then, the moment we’ve ALL been waiting for: Lucie FINALLY recaps an episode of Outlander! This recap comes complete with an unsuccessful attempt to sound like a bagpipe, a slightly more successful attempt to sound like Groundskeeper Willie, and a graphic description of Sam Heughan’s entire body, from butt chin to...well, his regular butt.
102 minutes | Dec 17, 2020
Episode 6 Creed & Southpaw
This week, Lucie sends a dick pic before admiring Michael B. Jordan’s body in Creed. The male back is underappreciated - can we get some more love for those jawns? Also, if he’s not really dating Tessa Thompson we will be HEARTBROKEN! Then Erica recaps Southpaw which stars Rachael McAdams, 50 Cent, both of Forest Whitaker’s eyes, and most importantly, Jake Gyllenhaal and his abs. Come for the depressing plotline, stay for the 20 minute workout montage! And don’t forget our next episode on Apple Podcasts!
115 minutes | Dec 10, 2020
Episode 05 Love & Basketball, and Aloha
This week, Erica recaps Love & Basketball, starring the ageless and ab-superior Omar Epps, we talk about being hos thru the mail (i.e. sliding into someone’s DMs), gender bias in sports, and this feminism-friendly romcom! Then Lucie recaps Aloha...kind of, cuz to be honest she got bored for a lot of it and wasn’t really paying attention to anything other than the parts that turned her into a Hawaiian Sovereignty Movement activist 🤷♀️
95 minutes | Dec 3, 2020
Episode 4 X-Men Origins: Wolverine & Magics Mike
On this week’s episode, Lucie decides that everyone involved in Game of Thrones is a pervert, plus Hugh Jackman is NEKKID, and you probably don’t want to try to shave your chest. Then Erica drops a bomb involving a near miss attending an interesting sounding male strip club, we opine on men in thongs (consensus - not good) and the one thing men HAVE to stop asking women! NO ONE WANTS THAT!
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