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Tpot's 4 costumes in and Annette is 6 costumes in so far. We each have 2 kids. And why is a 10 year old's costume so "sexy?"  

How kids ruin the kid movies you want to watch. What the heck with having to pick your movie seats in advance? And which bad mom wants leopard print lining in her casket?

Tpot's annoying voice. Kid birthday parties - do kids plan their own? Bossy kids. Flakey moms. And comfy underwear are coming back (yay!) and way too much info about our underwear.

When parents love kid's school and when we don't. Kim Kardashian-West's family photo is just like ours. Royal wedding sleepover watch party?

What happened at Tpot's doctor's visit and what she learned about why play dates are amazing!

Dirty drawings done with Sharpies. Tpot's painting her house. And the Toys R Us sale has begun!

Merry Christmas! The presents, the lies, the pills...and of course a box of baby Jesuses. 

How to drink your way through Halloween like any good parent and the Peppa effect.

Tpot and Annette on the Net return to discuss the misery that is Halloween costumes and your children.

All moms: you all pee a little occasionally when you cough, right? RIGHT? Kids in the front seat of the car... co-sleeping. All those useful parenting tips from Tpot and Annette on the Net.

Tpot and Annette on the Net talk about how long can you really go without bathing your kids. Plus breakfast. Who feeds their kids breakfast???

Tpot drops off her kids wearing PJ's on the first day of school. Annette on the Net texts curse words about her kids. This is real parenting by Bad Moms.