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Merrrrry Christmasssss! It’s bitch about it week. We complain about baby daddies (let’s be real, only one of them), insecure plaid panted douche bags at the strip club, how the business of stripping works inside and out, Monica says Nook instead of Kindle and has an existential crisis.

This week, we dive DEEP into Maci’s sexual revelation, emotional intelligence, tips for researching parenting choices, another failed weekend at the club, stimuli, perfectly timed traffic noises and what happens to us after we die.

We’re baaaaaaack! We went Instagram live for this episode, discussing, in graphic detail, Monica’s medical history and impending doom, Maci’s myriad of emotions, weird shit women used to do for their husbands, Justin’s mustache, and so much more.

In this quick and scattered episode, we discuss the inability to make decisions, grumpy stripping, the state of Wyoming, Fry Street and actually shout out our new patrons!

This week, we cover Monica’s birthday weekend, Maci updates work stuff, we forget to shout out patrons, no one’s period started and then Monica flexes her vulnerability muscles and does a deep dive into some recent sexual assaults that happened to her fairly recently. TRIGGER WARNING – SEXUAL ASSAULT

In this lil quickie, we cover the fun parts of the past couple of weeks, update Piper’s GROWTH, Monica slaps her small titties and discuss some clurb behind the scenes. Next week’s episode is going to be non-stop triggering and definitely not as fun as any episode we’ve ever put out so we’re preemptively sorry and if you want happy fun times, go to Patreon.com/BadAsAMotherPodcast for a pallet cleanser or to just be incredibly fucking cool.

Bad as a Murder is here with Ryan Shockey to discuss the Dyatlov Pass mystery. Bad as a Mother with Maci will be back next week, but make sure to become a patron at patreon.com/badasamotherpodcast to get more bonus content like this!

This week, we discuss tips on dealing with potentially suicidal people for Suicide Awareness Month, we warn all of your triggers and discuss hyper-sexuality post assault and how to combat the negative effects it causes, talk tips about setting healthy boundaries, and the return of Piper on a bad, bad night. Don’t forget to leave a 5 star review on iTunes, go to Patreon.com/badasamotherpodcast and pay $6 for all of the bonus content, support our OF mom of the week @ XxxxedUp and check on your strong friends. Suicide Hotline (call/text) : 1-800-273-8255Go to Rainn.org for 24/7 support if you’ve been a victim of sexual assault.

This week, we discuss Maci’s entire life exploding, identity issues and body dysmorphia, how mandatory homeschooling is going, tips on lovin yourself, and how a certain celebrity fucked up more than just OnlyFans. Make sure you leave a 5 star review on iTunes and become a patron for only $6! Patreon.com/badasamotherpodcast. Need someone to talk to? LifeCoachingWithMaci.com

This week, we discuss (in Maci’s cute lil sick voice) the chaos that is Monica’s existence, a mystery poo, why pedophilia is NOT a sexual preference and should never be considered as such, and Monica covers the actual very bad mom Lori Vallow-Daybell from start to now in a sort of confusing way.

https://badasamotherpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2020/07/baam-54.mp3 Join Monica and Maci this week as they explore the new dumpster fire that is Tinder, how children are probably not but maybe being sold on popular websites, wearing masks, and ask each other deep parenting questions that Monica doesn’t ever answer. Only Fans mom of the week – TINA!!!! /vrynakedslut NEW INTROOOO?! by Monica’s former ex-boyfriend Parker Slavens.

https://badasamotherpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2020/07/baam53-master.wav This week, we both have absolute meltdowns within 24 hours of each other and discuss how we’re supposed to leave our children, why Kanye can’t and shouldn’t be president, wear a fucking mask, the current unfolding of the Vanessa Guillen case, a surprise appearance from Men At Work and should we actually hashtag Free Britney?

https://badasamotherpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2020/06/bad-as-a-mother-52.mp3 A fierce Maci and a drunk Monica sit down with The Before and After Podcast to discuss Mozzarella 3000 Dick, inappropriate Nissan Altima behavior, Chris D’Elia and Danny Masterson’s shit ass conduct, not Scientology and the end of an era?

https://badasamotherpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2020/06/baam-51.mp3 We briefly touch on Maci’s weekend and then dive into the cases of Tony McDade, Sean Reed, Sgt. LaVina Johnson, Martha Puebla and Juan Catalan. These cases highlight the ongoing systemic racism that plagues the black community, as well as other minorities. We’re happy to announce that as of 06/09, the Denton County commissioner’s court has voted to remove the dickhole Confederate statue from our square. Click the link here to see a list of petitions that still need signing, shop this list of black owned businesses here,  and don’t sleep on these issues until black lives are safe from law enforcement and white people entirely.

https://badasamotherpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2020/05/bad-as-a-mother-50-1.mp3 Happy 50th episode!!! We discuss more life changes, mental instability, exploding vibrators, too many Twitter cancellations, parallel universes and pedophile murderers!   ***Monica has a mild stroke and says intentionally celibate but actually knows incel means involuntary celibate lmaoooo

https://badasamotherpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2020/05/like-a-slaughterhouse-but-fancy.mp3 This week, we’re joined by Shea Kendall (@sheakendall777) to discuss tantric sex, airplanes, world news and emotional (un)availability!

https://badasamotherpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2020/05/whats-the-word.mp3  

https://badasamotherpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/ep.-46-i-did-not-draw-in-my-fart-fog.mp3 On this episode, we discuss what the hell has been happening with us lately, why anxiety makes Monica a selfish douche, how a polyamorous relationship could or would work as parents, and then we ask DEEP questions and go way back with each other and uncover things literally no one asked for.

https://badasamotherpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/ep.-44-demented-yoshi.mp3 First real social distanced episode where we talk about everything in an attempt to distract you from impending doom. We love y’all, please stay home and take care of yourselves.

https://badasamotherpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/episode-43.mp3 In this episode, we’re joined by Taylor Moran (@leafandlearn) from the It Takes a Forest Podcast to discuss problematic baby daddy number one, toxic relationships, molten chocolate cakes, Monica’s digestive system attacks, grounding tips for anxiety and disassociating and living with STD’s.