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Today we will talk about AI Sex Dolls that have needs. Progress? - that depends greatly on who you ask. A teacher got busted drinking wine out of a box while teaching. If she is going to have sex with a student, I say at least be sober. We will play some "What Would You Do?", debate who we will go to war with first, have listener questions, and try and decide if I actually had a stroke. Guests: Emery Emery / Marie DelPrete / Jeff Jeffrey / Scott Hendrick / Shay Yuval

On today's show - A man told police that his dog shot his girlfriend. They truly are "man's best friend". The first brothel to offer sessions with love dolls. That's one way to blow your money. A preacher told his followers that God would protect them if they drank poison. Hmmm, wonder how that worked out? We'll have listener questions, some "What Would You Do?", and as usual, "Sad But Drew". Guests: Marie DelPrete / Emery Emery / Bon Ogle / Jason Roar / Joey Medina

On today's show we will talk about Nose Roaches, Jesus Money, Sex Ed (I wish my name was Ed), and Cookies & Vodka. We will also be talking live with none other than Carrot in Chief Donald Trump. He will be answering listener questions. It's going to be a fun one. Come get some! Guests: Emery Emery / Marie DelPrete / Joey Medina / Maurice Northrup

This week - Trump says no to refugees (unless they're Christians). I say we use extreme vetting - Lions! Alternative facts? Finally a relationship I can make work! We will play "What Would You Do?", "Pet Peeves", and more than likely some "Sad But Drew". We will also have lots of listener questions. Live, laugh, and get an abortion while you can! Guests: Emery Emery / Marie DelPrete / Hayden Black

As we enter into what could best be described as "The Dark Ages - Part 2", let us shine a comedy light on all that is wrong in the world. On today's show - Cursing Hatchimals. Maybe your kid deserves to be cursed at? A Maid of Honor drank a whole bottle of Fireball by herself. Then she guzzled a bottle of Captain Morgan. What could go wrong? Aroma Porn - Seriously, smell my finger! Describe your recent sexual encounter with a movie title - I'll go with Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead. We have a special "Sad But Drew", as well as listener questions. It's going to be very funny. Guests: Emery Emery / Marie DelPrete / Dave DeLuca / Andrea Joseph

This week on Bad Advice we all share our sex resumes - What we learned and who we learned it from. Know someone on the panel? Listen and see if you made the list! This time it's personal! In the studio this week are funny people Emery Emery, Marie DelPrete, Sal Rodriguez, Jennifer Wiggins, and drop in friend of the show Dave DeLuca. It's a Christmas miracle no one died. Guests: Emery Emery / Marie DelPrete / Sal Rodriguez / Jennifer Wiggins / Dave DeLuca

On today's show we will talk about the state of the world and its impending doom. Stephen Hawking gives humanity less than a thousand years. I give it 5, maybe 6 weeks. We will talk about the lack of truth and how to use it to better your own life! We will have an extra special version of "Sad But Drew", Pet Peeves, and lots of listener questions. It's going to be a fun show. I think we need to have Shondalia White and Hayden Black on the same show and see if the universe implodes on itself. Guests: Marie DelPrete / Emery Emery / Sal Rodriguez / Hayden Black

Today we'll talk about a woman that was arrested for stealing a copy of the movie Magic Mike and a dry salami. So much for "Date Night". A woman called the cops when a man refused to stop whistling the song "Closing Time". Where's George Zimmerman when you need him? We will have more crazy people, some "Sad But Drew", "What Would You Do?" and listener questions. Guests: Dave DeLuca / Shondalia White / Joey Medina / Emery Emery

On today's show - A man's girlfriend shot him in the chest after he "gently smooshed" a slice of pizza in her face. So much for the idea that there's no such thing as bad pizza. Trump's Secretary Of Education supports child labor - "You get an iPod... You get an iPod... You all get an iPod! A politician who sent sexual text messages to a 17 year old boy insists he's not gay. He's not sure why he sent the messages. Another case of an auto correct induced blowjob. We will play "Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 Words", have listener questions and all the offensive fun you have come to know and love. Guests: Emery Emery / Marie DelPrete / Ron Swallow / Joey Medina

A man squeezed his wedding ring around his penis for erotic reasons. It did not go well. Beyonce was unavailable for comment. Also this week - A dick goes to Washington! Who would you most not want to be in the coming months? Black, Hispanic, Muslim, Jew or woman? We will have listener questions and lots of laughs to help you get through the day. Guests: Emery Emery / Marie DelPrete / Gary O'Neal Jr. / Joey Medina

A man ran into his neighbor's home to save their trapped dog from a blazing fire. Just one problem. There was no fire. He was on a combination of cough syrup and LSD. I prefer him to my neighbor. A woman in surgery farted and set herself on fire. Hot Pocket anyone? A man removed his glass eye and threw it at a doctor at a hospital. He missed. To recover the missing marble, they called in a "seeing eye dog". Ha Ha Ha... We will talk about El Presidente Trump, what songs make you cry, and as always, lots of crazy listener questions. Guests: Emery Emery / Steven Torrez / Reza Asgari / Marie DelPrete

On today's show we will have some Bad Advice for Donald Trump regarding his latest setback. He says the Clinton's are worse than him. At what point is it hard to find someone worse? Trump - I would have only killed 5 million Jews! We will play "The Year Of The Apology (what are you sorry for?)", Do some "What Would You Do?", Sad But Drew, and listener questions. If this doesn't make you laugh, pull the plug. You're dead inside. Guests: Emery Emery / Davina Joy / DJ Cooch / Joey Medina

It's bad enough to get bit on the junk by a snake in a Porto Potty once. If it happens twice, you did something wrong in your life. We'll also talk about face punching for charity, ratting on a neighbor and lots of weird, demented listener questions. Guests: Emery Emery / Heather Henderson / Lara Beitz

On the show this week - A man gave a fake 50 dollar bill to a girl running a lemonade stand to raise money for Alzheimer's research. People were pissed. 2 hours later those same people were pissed again. A woman in NJ eating at a Popeye's restaurant says her daughter got a crispy rat in her meal. No word if she enjoyed her sides. We will have these and other stories, listener questions, What Would You Do? And special edition of Sad But Drew as we bid a fond farewell to Leonard Moussecake. Guests: Emery Emery / Ron Swallow / Davina Joy

This week on Bad Advice - A 34 year old woman tried to steal a can of pre-made cookie dough by hiding it inside her vagina. In addition to the cookie dough, they also found candy sprinkles and a number 6 birthday candle. I'm assuming she told her kids that other thing was a "balloon animal". An elementary teacher named her sixth grade class "The Jigaboos". A classy class. A mother used a crucifix to kill her possessed daughter. I guess she didn't need "that much" Jesus in her. These, other stories and lots of listener questions. So wrong. So funny. Guests: Emery Emery / Heather Henderson / Joey Medina

This week - A woman on a flight from NY to L.A. claimed the guy next to her kept masturbating. The flight crew told her there was nothing they could do. You gotta feel for the guy. He can't even smoke afterwards. Clowns are luring kids into the woods and offering large amounts of cash. Who's paying clowns that much? A teen died from his girlfriend's hickey. Murder or talent? We will have listener questions - What the hell is a Furry Wolf Cat?, What Would you Do? And more very wrong fun. Guests: Emery Emery / Heather Henderson / Gary W. O'Neal Jr. / Steven Torrez

This week we will play What Would You Do? (The Super Power Edition). I want to be invisible. We'll also talk about When Vans Ask for it, Jail or Nail, Is That So Racist? and Dating Davy (AKA DeLuca Gets A Stalker). We'll also have listener questions. Join us live or listen and watch whenever you have the time. If you don't laugh, one of us will come to your home and give you a reach around. Spoiler - it's Emery. Guests: Marie DelPrete / Emery Emery / Sal Rodriguez / Dave DeLuca

This week on Bad Advice, we talk about a dentist that lost a tool down a patient's throat - Women make horrible molesters. A man tried to hide 7 grams of cocaine in his foreskin - Talk about a costly tip! A 79 year old virgin gets married - Which will break first, the hymen or the hip? Place your bets now! And meet bad boy Dickface Johnson. Enjoy our listener questions and all the other madness. Guests: Emery Emery / Marie DelPrete / Gary O'Neal Jr / Flip Schultz

This week on Bad Advice we talk about a woman who claimed she was sexually assaulted when a Pee-Pee Doll sprayed water in her face at a Japanese restaurant. She's probably just mad the doll never called. We also talk about the missing Moussecake - it's not what you think. We have listener questions and one very wrong "What Would You Do?" Guests: Marie DelPrete / Emery Emery / Jennifer Wiggins / Joey Medina

On this week's show we talk about Pokemon Go and how it's killing people. Best Pokemon ever! We also talk about little Johnny Moussecake and his Make-A-Wish request. We do it for Johnny! We talk about Love and if it's worth it, and there's lots of listener questions. We have an Asian on the show this week, so we feel smarter already. And from 2-3 we're keeping the roads that much safer! Guests: Marie DelPrete / Emery Emery / Heather Henderson / Ray Chao