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How many friends you got? How'd you make them? Just kidding, don't tell us, keep your weird details to yourself. Join us this week for a couplea Prom Kings like ourselves dishing out advice on how to MAKE FRIENDS as though we know anything about it. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • British folk hero Davey Crockett • Jupiter singing • Strangers in Eataly • Don't put us in a pedal boat ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Halloween might be over but things can still get SPOOKY SCARY when the lights go out, ya know? Do you turn into a pair of cartoon eyes in that situation, just blinking in the dark? Or do you build a pillow fort? This copy is absolutely nothing. Hope you're happy, SEO. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • McGrath bought a house • The power bandit is at large • Dorkus malorkus • Porch legos ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Time to cozy up for those FALL VIBES, BABY! Order your caffeinated milkshake, grab a huge armchair, take a nap, we don't give a shit. The Coffee Shop rubric is here! POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • Nog dogs • The round stuff • We will not watch your laptop • How do all the Friends always get that same couch spot ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The big day is COMING UP y'all, and we gonna be out here TRICKIN and TREATIN. You got your 'stume ready? You got your squad assembled? You believe we got this episode out in time to be even a little bit relevant? POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • Prey on the rich • Prey on the weak • No turds ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

PACK UP THE GEAR AND GET IN THE CAR WE GOIN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPING! Won't you join us? POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • Second Opinion • Turbo Tent • Goo • Must Love Rocks ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

HOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYWOOD, WHERE THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH GOLD! We love movies, you love movies, Hollywood loves movies, and there is only one bestest place to see them: a fuhreakin' MOVIE THEATER, eh? Jabu's got the scoop for ya on how to do the movies right, so pop some kernels and zip your lids. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • The big ugly Q-Man • PeeBoyz • Hot dog cup • Popcorn is bad ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WATCH THE SKIES for the truth is out there. You'd be a big dumb dummy to think we're alone in this crazy ole' mixed up universe of ours, so here's your foolproof guide to defend you from an #ALIUM #INVASION. And if you're Randy Quiad, frick off dude. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • JABU FLASHBACK: hunted by lion • Don't touch the goo • Juicy jacked • one-of-us-one-of-us-one-of-us ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

They say CONVENIENCE IS NEXT TO GODLINESS, so let's talk about our favorite type of store, be it bodegas, liquor stores, or our one true king 7-Eleven. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • You should eat Subway while you drive • 7-Eleven eggy sal • Grab the bull by the horns • The disaster zone ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

THERE WILL BE A TIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE THAT WE ARE BACK TO A NORMAL POSTING SCHEDULE, but it is not this day. It's time for just about the broadest of topics and that's THE INTERNET. The good, the bad, the early 2000s. Stay for the Newgrounds talk, leave for part where we say we miss Facebook events. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • Mostly just a bunch of stuff from when we were teenagers ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

you, wrong: "They did fruit, they did desk, they must be completely out of ideas by now" us: "We did a Home Alone (not the movie) episode" SO AS YOU CAN SEE WE'RE BACK and wow writing these descriptions is becoming quite a chore. How do successful podcasters come up with this shit. Point is, we're talking HOME ALONE (NOT) (THE) (MOVIE) and all the nasty nasty sinful things you should be doing when you're on your lonesome. New episodes coming every *coughcoughcough*!!! POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • Just remember all the good The Purge does • Risky Business (the sliding part) • Experiments in the kitchen • BeingBigBoyz ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How did we follow the EDGE-OF-YOUR-SEAT THRILLS of the Fruit episode, you ask? DESK, babies. We have desk, you have desk, everybody have desk and we don't know what it's like to have opinions and not share them with the internet. You doing some online desk shopping? The boyz have your back. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • Cutting board drawers • German desks: efficient, scary • Slurpin' nitro cold brew out the nozzle • I Can't Do Anything Without Listening to My Girlfriend Talk About the Big Account And I'm Just a Cranky Old Man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WE TOOK A BIG BREAK BUT WE'RE BACK NOW and we (Wabu) promise (feel good about) new episodes on a regular schedule. They say not to compare apples and oranges but THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE DOING because the fruit episode has landed and we've got aaaaaaaaaaa-plenty to say. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • Oranges: are they worth it? • Cronch on the seeds • Raisins should be illegal • Dip your fruit in ranch dressing for your health ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

OOPSIE POOPSIE, we took a little break but we're back in biz now, babies! This week we've got one of our absolute favorite human beans Johnny Stanton on the horn and the CAMP VIBES ARE ALIVE! We're talkin' Summer Camp, we're talkin' Adult Camp, and we're certainly talkin' bout fake-ass Space Camp. Put us in your ears!!!!!! POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • Heroes & villains • The good milk • FACT OR FALLONCY? • Counselors can legally murder campers if they wanna ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ CATCH MORE OF JOHNNY BANANAS RIGHT HERE: Twitter Instagram Twitch DragonTalk #375 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WE'RE BACK, we're pumped, and we got a guest, so ~please keep your arms and legs inside the carts ~ for this one cause it's gonna be a ~ bumpy ~ ride! Jacob Rubin's on the horn this week and the boy is a bona fide Disneyland expert, once again proving that Jabu really doesn't bring much to the table. Enjoy the THEME PARK episode, baby!!!! (It's mostly Disneyland) (If you've got a problem with it you can send a complaint to huffmybuns@youreavirgin.net) POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • Font chat • There is a Jimmy Fallon ride at Universal Studios Orlando • Medieval Times' tomato soup • Business with Fart Kid [Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

STOP RIGHT THERE, don't you dare sing. Not a note, now, not a note. As you know, Jabu had a birthday a few weeks ago and as you also know, all of our opinions about everything in the world are correct so LISTEN UP and WRITE THIS DOWN because the Birthday rubric is here at last! POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • Don't surprise me • Don't sing to me • Don't be weird about it • Forumst Gump [Holler atcha dangerous boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

🚨QUALIFIED GUEST ALERT 🚨 It's not hard to get a guest that's more intelligent than us, because most human beings are more intelligent than us, but here we are with a one of them: OJ Patterson is here to talk about the one and only BAY AREA. His book, Bay Area Strand-Up Comedy: A Humorous History, drops next week so buy 15 copies or we're not friends anymore!!!! POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • We should all be sleeping on cubes • Charge the fog, charge the bars • Gettin' hella hyphy and goin' dumb at the Safeway right by the BART, yadadamean? • If you are the man who hosts karaoke at The Mint, please lighten up [Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

HOLY JEEZ LOUISE this is our 50th episode. Truly, what. the hell. Look we've all been there, blah blah yada yada you're partying and then all of a sudden, BAM, Bernie's dead and you gotta make him seem alive. What are the best ways to do such a normal and relatable thing? We gotchu. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • The Dos and Don'ts of disrespecting a corpse • You must launch the body • Evil Council • Corpseattouille [Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CHORES STINK, you know it, we know it, everybody knows it, so let's put some pen to paper and hash it out. Join us as Wabu mostly doesn't understand this episode conceptually, and McGrath performs a ballad. Or perhaps, that won't make you want to join us at all. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • McGrath loves to get his undies sniffed • Stark Industries vacuums • The Cinnabon heat check • Laundry song [Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are you America? Do you got talent?? Did you go to camp so long ago that Jesus Christ was your camp counselor???? We're talkin' TALENT this week, so once again we are discussing something we do not possess and know nothing about. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • The return of Bowley Moley • Cash is king • College decor • Steal the spotty [Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

~ WHATUP 2022, LET'S START THIS ONE OFF WITH A NICE, LIGHT, PLAYFUL TOPIC ~ AT WHAT TEMPERATURE is revenge best served?? We're in the business of helping people enact their darkest desires, so if you've got some revenge on the books, why not give this guide a look-see? We've planned it all out for ya, babies. POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE: • Some current events chat from mid November, when we recorded this episode • Mingus Reedus, who would go on to get arrested for assault in New York City mere days after we recorded this episode • HeroClix scams • Matt Barnes: The Patron Saint of Revenge [Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.