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WARNING: This episode contains some talk on subjects that some listeners may find upsetting or triggering. If this is the case, please feel free to listen to one of our many other entertaining episodes instead. In this episode, we figure out that every boat can cruise but not every cruise can boat, attempt to put a long-running debate to rest (unsuccessfully), go on a huge tangent about our controversial Tim Burton opinions, and figure out ways we can bring this film back as a musical. Intro Music by Matt Javanshir.

In this episode, we get caught up in Oscars drama, establish what makes a proper musical, Amber hangs out with her new bestie Emma Stone at a Spice Girls show, how to get a pet kangaroo, and conclude that we are definitely not cut out for the wilderness. Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this episode, we travel back the furthest we have ever taken our Way-Back machine to look at classic British cinema, have Sir Michael Caine drop in to say hello, have bones to pick with Maverick and Top Gun (again) and find out whether we are “car people” or not. Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this episode, we discuss Jack Nicholson’s eyebrows, take ourselves out to Wahlburgers to meet the crew and analyse their cups, work on our Boston accents, get sidetracked by the Spice Girls, and fondly pay respects to the life and works (and hair) of Robin Williams. Into music by Matt Javanshir.

In this episode, we traverse back to discover the original inception of this podcast, discuss exactly how much can make up a collection, accidentally become The Feldman Fancast, relive a series from the 90s that deserves some more attention, and do NOT talk about Lizzie McGuire. Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this episode, we return after a brief hiatus in fighting fit form, get side-tracked by a rant about a film we may or may not watch, commit to some trivia we immediately regret, figure out the themes of our gangs, and come one step closer to making The “Official” Lizzie McGuire Podcast a reality. Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this episode, we see our names used up on the big screen and we do not like what they’re associated with, figure out the early happenings of Judd Apatow, wonder whether movies can make money on star power alone, and consider starting The Lizzie McGuire Podcast. Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this episode, we are amazed at the technology of fax machines, become adamant that the Mid-90’s was only ten years ago, recall the biggest bands from our formative years of being an Emo, and go completely off the rails to once again talk Viva Rock Vegas. Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this episode, we admit some hard truths about fake fans, ponder the price hikes of Happy Meals, ditch a long-standing staple of the show in favour of something simpler, and discover possibly the greatest post-credits character continuation arc in the history of shared universes. Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this episode, we get disgruntled and challenge the premise of the podcast, start giving some of our “pro-tips”, work out the organisational tactics of the “bone department”, pinpoint the origins of Spoiler Culture, and begin our descent into conspiracy theory madness. Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this episode, we round off our first-ever trilogy on the podcast while wondering if we may have peaked, have our minds collectively blown by how age works, return to the life of Sensei Johnny, and establish that there is definitely no other Karate Kid movies in this dojo. Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this episode, we talk about something that we aren’t supposed to talk about, discuss starting some underground clubs of our own, ponder the big ironies of movie-making, figure out what percentages of fat we would be happy with, and come up with some pretty unfortunate acronyms. Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this special festive episode, we consider whether cloning technology exists in the form of Hallmark movies, venture back to our childhood and our best Christmas presents, the quandary of Mall Santa, the best ways of dropping hints for Christmas, and get a shocking “Life Exclusive” reveal from Amber! Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this episode, we wonder what happened to a genre that got lost from the popular culture, begin to see cracks forming as we dig up some past wounds from film experiences, try to figure out what happened to some comedy legends and think about who would be within our catchment for a celebrity guest. Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this episode, we settle back into the ’90s for vest action, figure out the future of product placements, the pitfalls of film syndication on ITV2 aiding Amber’s love of Rango, realise a crucially overlooked element of the podcast, and begin to wonder how radio has survived for so long. Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this episode, we tack the furthest trip to the present that we have done, submit to the whims of our superfan, flesh out a totally different film in 10 minutes, make our way to the eyebrow store, and won’t have a bad word said about Jet. Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this extra special spooky episode, we continue our horrific path of mayhem through the shared movie-verse, investigate the origin story of Johnny Depp, try to figure out whether everything is still a dream, and try our hand at hosting a game show before eating all the leftover Halloween candy we can! YouTube footage of our Halloween Horror Nights Experience: https://youtu.be/Y5Vipbt1ePY Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this extra special spooky episode, we look at not one, not three, but TWO Titans of Terror that have been frightening the world for decades, become a Theme Park Review podcast for a while, talk about close encounters of the Freddie kind, and have a Horror movie plot twist ending you must hear to believe! YouTube video of our HHN Experience: https://youtu.be/Y5Vipbt1ePY Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this episode, we find ourselves back in the best year of the ’80s, realise we may actually be telepathic with film rankings, delve into vampire lore and what their feet are like, almost argue about the best '80s movie soundtrack, and become obsessed with Shirtless Saxophone Guys. Intro music by Matt Javanshir.

In this episode, we once again go back to our comfort wheelhouse of the ’80s, work out the first ever shared cinematic universe, attempt to pinpoint the first on-screen instance of the “Friendzone”, have disappointing reactions to High School exteriors, and take the long way around to get to the subject of Camel Straddling. Intro music by Matt Javanshir.